I'm asking out a girl tomorrow. Advice??

[Master Chief]

Dude, you're friends with sex incarnate. You're living in hell.

 

[Hades]

We're still friends. I don't obsess half as much. It used to be that I would think about her everyday.

Now it's only in anticipation of meeting her and being with her! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS!!

Living day to day for somebody else. That is no way to live.

Shoot yourself.

 

[kainedamo]

That's pretty obvious to anyone who's been keeping track of my life for the last year.

Did I mention I got fired from my job? I got fired. For sleeping. Long story, but I shouldn't have been there in the first place 'cause I was having crazy headaches. Doctor said I had a blocked synasis (but that was after I got fired). So they wouldn't let me go home, I put my head down to sleep 'cause the headaches were that bad, and I got fired.

 

[Darthphere]

Did you ever get your eye checked out?

 

[kainedamo]

Yeah. Blocked synasis. It's better now, but I got fired from my job.

 

[Darthphere]

You should go back and tell them it was a medical condition. The sue them for fun.

 

[Gonking]

Let me explain the circumstances. I've known this girl for about a year. We're pretty close friends. The time I've known her, she's had two boyfriends. She broke up with her last one a week ago. Being her friend is great, but I have feelings for her I can't ignore, and I think it's worth taking the risk to see if we can have more. Thing is, she's already shown interest in another guy, so I want to get in there before he gets a chance. I'm not sure how I should ask her out. How's this sound to you??

Vicki, we're close friends. But I've had feelings for you for a long time I can't ignore anymore, and I want to know if you'd ever be interested. If not, that's ok, we can still be friends.

Or I could lay it all on her, let her know everything I feel.

Vicki, I care about you alot. I get very confused sometimes, and deny how I feel about you. But I like you as more than a friend, something that can grow into love. I want to have a chance to show you I can be the man you've wanted.

No, that sucks balls. That sucks big balls. But she wants a man that's confident and says how he feels, a man that's passionate. That's what she told me.

Dude, just watch Austin Powers and do the same he does.

 

[Erzengel]

We're still friends. I don't obsess half as much. It used to be that I would think about her everyday.

Now it's only in anticipation of meeting her and being with her! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS!!

That really doesn't sound like you are over her. Considering you get all excited when you see her. Do you get that excited when you see other friends?

 

[Mr. Thing]

That really doesn't sound like you are over her. Considering you get all excited when you see her. Do you get that excited when you see other friends?

Maybe he's one of these like really happy people that see their friends and hug them on sight. I doubt it though...

 

[kainedamo]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.

 

[Kaleb]

waite how old is this thread, surely you would have balls to ask the girl out now .

 

[Darthphere]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.

Id just ask her like "Hey, is there something going on here? If there isnt, its cool."

 

[Erzengel]

There isn't. I hope he's actively pursuing other girls and not waiting for a bus that's never coming.

 

[Darthphere]

There isn't. I hope he's actively pursuing other girls and not waiting for a bus that's never coming.

Well thats thing, if he asks and she says no, then maybe that will provide the catalyst for him to move on. It doesnt seem like he'll be able to move on without knowing the harsh painful truth.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Dude, you're friends with sex incarnate. You're living in hell.

I wanna see the picture of sex incarnate

 

[Master Chief]

I didn't take any, but I stalked her for like two weeks. She wears silk lingerie and stuff. Seeexxxynessss.

 

[Erzengel]

Well thats thing, if he asks and she says no, then maybe that will provide the catalyst for him to move on. It doesnt seem like he'll be able to move on without knowing the harsh painful truth.

I think her dating another guy and actively talking about her sex life with him should be answer enough.

 

[kainedamo]

There really aren't any other girls to persue.

And she doesn't talk about her sex life anymore.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

...ther aren't any other girls to pursue....because you probably aren't looking for any other girls to pursue.....

 

[Harlekin]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.

It's been six months and you still haven't gotten over her yet? C'mon kainedamo, let's be real here. You're not going to get with Vicki. It's not happening. Then again, you just don't want to accept it, heck, you even with with her and Dan to the movies.

That's really it. It's not that you're afraid that she's flirting with you, but you're afraid that she ISN'T. And trust me pal, she isn't.

 

[kainedamo]

...ther aren't any other girls to pursue....because you probably aren't looking for any other girls to pursue.....

No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.

 

[Master Chief]

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your thinger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

This.

This is just comedy gold.

 

[Darthphere]

No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your thinger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.

Well you gotta bang out some hood rats first.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

......uhhhhhhhh....

go hit on Suburban people

 

[ShadowBoxing]

No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.

Have you ever heard the phrase "beggers can't be chosers".