So... my "review."
I gotta say, I've been defending Jackson a lot in the past two years with the past two movies. As flawed as the previous two films were the flaws never did outweigh the overall story. They made the best of the terms that they were dealing in. The best you can make when you ridiculously split up a single book into three parts. In fact, I might even love the second film, and I think the first is great, warts and all. But it wasn't until the release of the third that I really started to dislike this whole splitting up into three parts idea. Not just here but with movies in general. I gave the first two the pass because they made the most out of it, but for it's final third, you felt the superfluous nature really sink in.
There was disconnect from me, which has never happened to me with a Peter Jackson Middle Earth film.
Let's begin with the beginning. You open to what I thought closed the last movie really well for a cliffhanger. You end your second film on that, so it's reasonable to think it will be something worthwhile right? Right? Nope.
Instead we get ten minutes of the most rudimentary kind of dragon work imaginable. Dragon flying, dragon blowing fire, town on fire, people screaming, people escaping. And then Bard kills Smaug. Is this really the finest that Smaug, who proclaimed himself "Death" in the closing minutes of the last film to live up to? When we finally see this great dragon unleashed in the open? Not at all. It just seemed like an after thought just to get to this battle of the five armies.
Now my biggest problem with the movie: Thorin's "gold sickness" that really sinks the first half that just made me internally facepalm. It was so contrived to the point where I just flat out disliked Thorin. Stubbornness of dwarves aside, the execution itself just wasn't good.
Maybe I could have let this pass if he was the only one acting like a fool. But the problem here was that EVERYBODY was acting like a goddamn fool. Thranduil and even Bard. I get that was conscious among Bilbo and Gandalf, but when all your leaders are acting like petty school children in the yard it just becomes bad writing. This is where you could tell the writers had to stretch this thing out to a third film.
And Billy Connelly as a CGI Dain??? What?? Was that even necessary? You had the other Iron Hill dwarves as practical, why not Connelly? That's the other thing I hated. Unnecessary CGI, and noticeable CGI to boot.
It wasn't much of a battle of the five armies. What started out to be the battle of the five armies turned into the private battles of be the dwarves and elves vs the two orcs.
And unfortunately, Jackson fell into the trap of overusing CGI. To the point things felt so artificial. I was fine with the aesthetic before but here I just didn't feel engaged. To the point where I was relieved to see practical orcs in the Dale assault scenes.
Peter Jackson will always remain a huge influence on me, but this part of the journey just wasn't really worth following anymore. It felt tired, just like he must be ****ing tired after 16 years. The director from LOTR doesn't feel like the same director who did this film. I look forward to this smaller projects that hopefully aren't The Lovely Bones.
I'd be very interested in seeing someone cut together one single Hobbit film by the time the third comes out. Or maybe some day, maybe 30 years from now, we'll see a great single Hobbit film.
Now, who's ready for The Silmarillion?