Now that most titles worth reading these days have their own trade paperbacks, I usually stick to that medium. I find it more enjoyable to read all six volumes instead of waiting month to month for what feels like a ten page story. However, sometimes I love a certain title so much, I can't wait and pick up the comic book. Ultimates 3 was one of those rare exceptions and I'm pretty disappointed with what I found.
-- The entire opening premise feels like a rip-off from the 616 Avengers Disassembled storyline. Even down to the dark art style. Maybe a little opening New Avengers feel? For whatever reason, it doesn't have The Ultimates feel.
-- Venom suddenly jumping into their headquarters and creating a typical wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am fight is the best they could come up with to get us started?
-- As others have stated, they felt the need to spell out Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch's wierd relationship? Sometimes, it's best just to leave things unsaid, and let us theorize on our own. It's like the horror film director who doesn't realize not showing us the menace is more scary than showing it in all its detail.
-- Thor is suddenly not so cool. I don't fault them, though, the mystery surrounding him was taken away when we finally discovered his true origin. Maybe they just should have left him out? Some of his "thoust" lines seemed like typical garbage from some of the worst Thor storylines ten years ago.
-- Not much reading. A big reliance on art, which I felt was pretty darn impressive, but reading the Millar dialogue is what drew me in to the other Ultimates.
Blah. It doesn't look promising if this is what we have to go on. I will say one thing, though, I liked the Iron Man/Black Widow sex tape. It felt "Ultimate." A departure from the norm we see in the regular Marvel titles, and more realistic like most of the Ultimate versions of Marvel characters, I might add. With all the celebrity sex tapes that make their rounds in the age of the internet, it's only natural that in a superhero world where they enjoy celebrity status, they would encounter the same problems. However, combined with the details of Quicksilver & Scarlett Witch's relationship, and the sudden death, it all seemed a little overboard, like they were going for shock value, because the story wasn't there. I was also happy to see Black Panther included in The Ultimates, and I'm assuming the mysteries of Captain America trusting him and knowing him the best, while everyone else is in the dark, will make for a compelling storyline somewhere in this run.
I suppose I'll end this one feeling the same way I did after watching Terminator 3. My old favorites are back, it was entertaining at times, but it just didn't feel as classic as the predecessors.