So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Alpha and Omega]

Your mom is totallt gonna think you liek men. Just tell her you liek a girl at school. Ease her into it.

P.S. Don't be afraid of girls. That's when they're easiest to deal with. Wait until you start dealing with "women". Start practicing your mindreading ASAP.

Mindreading aka 'Damage Control'.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I like to sing a silly song whenever I'm in those situations. It frustrates my woman to the point where she gives up. I wonder how long I can keep this insanity angle up

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Once I get my driver's license I'll be leaving shows with all kinds of strange girls.

It felt so good to get out there and just run. So quiet and serene. Peaceful I get a sense that time is standing still. It's like I'm innocent. Just a child.

One of the first things that pops in my mind when a woma nsays she's pregnant is "They ****ed!"

These post seem very funny, yet somehow unfitting looking back on them, after reading the latest TW thread.

WTF is going on in this awful thread?

I don't know, but he's a Natalie Portman aficionado, so .

I like to sing a silly song whenever I'm in those situations. It frustrates my woman to the point where she gives up. I wonder how long I can keep this insanity angle up.

Just keep talking until she loses interest. That way, she believes that she ended the conversation and the evening isn't ruined. Insanity works too, if your respective other isn't a quick-study or acute. Then again, you could always key in on what a woman does not like and bring up a subject about it. She'll immediately forget what you were talking about and proceed to go on a tangent about her hatred toward said subject. These are petty, juvenille things to do, but it happens.

 

[Tangled Web]

These post seem very funny, yet somehow unfitting looking back on them, after reading the latest TW thread.

What's unfitting?

 

[Mee]

What's unfitting?

That you were with a girl.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Oh, nothing I guess. I'm mistaken.

 

[Tangled Web]

That you were with a girl.

I'm hetrosexual.

 

[JLBats]

I like it when I go out and meet a girl who I find interesting, witty, charming and ammusing. I also like it when we arrange to meet at later dates and generally enjoy each others company.

Gay.

 

[JLBats]

Maybe on of these days I'll tell him. It'll stop him from ocasionaly thinking I'm gay for not talking about chicks all the time.

"Yeah I saw Panic! At the Disco."

"That sounds gay...I wonder...."

"I dry humped a chick."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milk shakes!"

lol, his dad DOES think he's gay.

What was that about Johnny Cash music, Alpha and Omega?

 

[Tangled Web]

lol, his dad DOES think he's gay.

What was that about Johnny Cash music, Alpha and Omega?

He just wonders sometimes. I don't like objectifying women and I don't care about breast size and he construes that to being gay somehow.

I really like Johnny Cash btw.

 

[jaguarr]

lol, his dad DOES think he's gay.

What was that about Johnny Cash music, Alpha and Omega?

I wonder if he'll tell his dad that his nickname on the 'net is Glitter Balls.

jag

 

[Alpha and Omega]

TW must have no discernment whatsoever. I can almost see his friend sitting in a room w/ Olivia Newton John's 'Physical' playing; the friend is trying to seduce the poor kid and all TW can say is:

TW: "Do you have something that you'd like to say to me?"
Friend: Do you mind filling out this uh. . . friendship application?
TW: Sure, anything for a friend.
Friend: Really? Anything?
TW: *hesitantly replies* um, that's personal.

Friend: (thinks to self - he didn't say no! Yes!!)
TW: (thinks to self - why didn't I say no?! I'm so confused.)

TW's dad: (In a dark room listening to Johnny Cash and telling himself that it will be okay.)

Moral of this epoch: No one accidentally fills out an ENTIRE homosexual questionaire.

Maybe on of these days I'll tell him. It'll stop him from ocasionaly thinking I'm gay for not talking about chicks all the time.

"Yeah I saw Panic! At the Disco."

"That sounds gay...I wonder...."

"I dry humped a chick."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milk shakes!"

Poor TW.

You're not gay.

You're a closet freak.

Your dad just wants you to man-up and admit it. . . so he can take you out for Artic Mudslides. <a drink you pervs 0_o>

He just wonders sometimes. I don't like objectifying women and I don't care about breast size and he construes that to being gay somehow.

I really like Johnny Cash btw.

Dude, don't worry about it. You just have an uncanny ability for respecting the opposite sex. Good thing. Every one of my jokes was strictly posted because you had the [jag] glitter balls [/jag] to make your last thread. Um, good luck w/ that.

 

[Tangled Web]

Poor TW.

You're not gay.

You're a closet freak.

Your dad just wants you to man-up and admit it. . . so he can take you out for Artic Mudslides. <a drink you pervs 0_o>



Dude, don't worry about it. You just have an uncanny ability for respecting the opposite sex. Good thing. Every one of my jokes was strictly posted because you had the [jag] glitter balls [/jag] to make your last thread. Um, good luck w/ that.

Thanks. Yeah, I guess I am a closet freak.

 

[Snipershot]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

although i think panic at the disco sucks, sweet. most excellent

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

This thread has gone on long enough, seriously.

 

[JLBats]

This thread has gone on long enough, seriously.

No!

 

[Darthphere]

OMG! Dont do it!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yeah, how much longer can you discuss his "dryhumping" some chick with a cupholder ass? Come on, guys. Go chat in the lounge

 

[Darthphere]

Years!

 

[JLBats]

Why is it that these kinds of conversations never actually get started in the Lounge?

 

[Mee]

We could merge it with the gay thread.

"TW's Adventure's In Life & Crap" ?


...I'm tired.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Yeah, how much longer can you discuss his "dryhumping" some chick with a cupholder ass? Come on, guys. Go chat in the lounge

Generally I would agree, but you ask this question in a forum that allows the Hype's Hottest Women thread to continue, flourish, and exist.

Then too, there's the amazingly malpropos Male Rogue thread where he discusses inner demons and is flamed for something that may or may not have happened.

Then too, think back to when you were TW's age Dew.

Again:

Yeah, how much longer can you discuss his "dryhumping" some chick with a cupholder ass?

As long as it takes Madam. As long as it takes. Until every facet is observed, every intention is made clear, and every avenue is left uncovered. We owe that much to TW. He gave us the 'Gay Application' thread, and now, give him life Dew. The blessing. Not the Malediction.

Tangled Web for President (which club he presides over is up to the imagination of the reader)

Payed for by the people of Phillip Morris​

 

[Tangled Web]

Why is it that these kinds of conversations never actually get started in the Lounge?

I noticed that too.
The lounge is made up of a few with this convo every night

I'm bored. The hype is slow.

Yeah, I've noticed that too.

Which threads do you like

Oh (lists threads)

Hey I made cup of noodles. * eats noodles

Mm, can I have some?

No



- And scene.

 

[Tangled Web]

Well, I guess the other thread is on sow, I'd figure I'd post this here.

UPDATE

The guy whose survey I filled out posted a comment on my myspace saying that me filling out his blog made his night.

So, looks like it turned out ok and he wasn't offended by my jestful rediculousness.

 

[JLBats]

Well, I guess the other thread is on sow, I'd figure I'd post this here.

UPDATE

The guy whose survey I filled out posted a comment on my myspace saying that me filling out his blog made his night.

So, looks like it turned out ok and he wasn't offended by my jestful rediculousness.

That sucks.