The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[muertevilla]

That better be the last ****ing time you bump into me when I'm eating a jelly donut............

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Director Kevin Smith brings his new film: Batcave coming 2008.

Batman: I can't believe Catwoman sucked 36 *****.
Robin: 37...Wow this german porno is great!!!
Batman: I'm not even meant to be working today!!!
Robin: Aleast we have it better then them two stoner ****s hanging outside the batcave.

Joker: Nooch to the snooch...Isn't that right Silent Peguin you fat ****

Silent Penguin:..........

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

That better be the last ****ing time you bump into me when I'm eating a jelly donut............

lol

 

[Doc Holliday]

Goon in back: But Boss, don't you think we should invest the funds we get from that huge diamond?

Freeze: DON'T BE ECONOMIC GIRLY-MAN!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Mr Freeze: ohhhhhhhh shiny

 

[Doc Holliday]

Yet another comic frame that needs no caption.

And yes, I'm bringing it back up.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Yet another comic frame that needs no caption.

And yes, I'm bringing it back up.

Sounds like something Samuel L Jackson would say, it just needs Mutha' F***a' at the end.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Sounds like something Samuel L Jackson would say, it just needs Mutha' F***a' at the end.

Sorry, I had to.

 

[That-Guy]

"I've about had it with this muthaf**kin' Robin kid in my muthaf**kin Batmobile!!!"

 

[jimmy]

Did I leave the kitchen lights on?

 

[Katsuro]

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RACHEL: WOW. Like father, like son. He's just as quick as you. . .

BATMAN: Oh, shut up Rachel!! It was his first time!!!

Wow. Just wow.

 

[heypapajinx]

Sorry, I had to.

awwwwwwwwe-some!!

 

[That-Guy]

"God, I look like Geoffrey Rush."

 

[ultimatefan]

I wish I could quit on you...

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Gordon: Take this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a flair for the dramatic, like you. Here's a photo of what he looks like.

Batman: ... Jim, you're on your own.

hahaha!

 

[That-Guy]

"Und whooo saaaid I cooodn't be a ma-thod act-ah?!"

 

[That-Guy]

Damn it... one of these days I really do have to patch that hole in the roof.

 

[El Payaso]

HENCHMAN: Mr. Frozen Luthor... is that a diamond?
FROZEN LUTHOR: Nah, yet another Krypton crystal.
HENCHMAN: And... what does this have to do with TDK?
FROZEN LUTHOR: Shut up, this is getting trippy.

 

[That-Guy]

Who knew Gotham had its own Phantom Zone?

 

[That-Guy]

"I've just thought of the most ingenious scheme ever to thwart the Batman... I'LL TAKE HIM ON CELEBRITY POKER!!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Alright class, now let's review... 1...2...3...4..."

"JAZZ HANDS!!!"

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Dammit Harvey, do you really have to spend twice as much time using the restroom?

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Oso Ori Gato Mr. Roboto

 

[Hotwire]

 

[ultimatefan]

Guy on the wall: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
Batman: Do not jump, good citizen! Life has many wonderful things to offer.
Guy on the wall: I don´t wanna jump, I just wanna stay away from you freaks!