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Discussion in 'The Hype Archives' started by That-Guy, Aug 2, 2006.
"Captain Underpants, at your service."
BATMAN: "I'll be a national hero for rescuing Katie Holmes from the diabolical clutches of that mad man Tom Cruise!"
This pic is cool, it took me a sec to figure out it was painted on the sidewalk.
Robin:"Where's all my weed? I had it stashed in this thing!"
The Penguin: "I'm smokin' it."
Batman: "Ryan Phillippe is Harvey Dent."
Gordon: "Holy ****."
Gordon: Why did you call me here so late Batman?
Batman: I love you Jim.....
Gordon: ..............Go Home your drunk.....
Batman: Drunk on love....
Gordon: Please Batman, I can smell the alcohol from here...
Batman: Jim I got a tent in the mountains...
Gordon: Bye Batman, goodnight....
Batman: Hmmmmmmmmm maybe I need to add nipples to attract Jim.
jim : batman , we've got trouble.
batman : what do you want?
jim: this could be the most monsterous crime ever to be done.
batman : hmm.... i'm listening ...
jim : it's so horrible that i don't even think you could solve it ....
batman : that bad ??
jim : yes, that bad....
batman : what happened ?
jim : some *****ucker stole my ****ing Ipod !!!!
batman : .....
GORDON: "You must protect Harry at all costs..."
BATMAN: "This isn't a Harry Potter film, Jim."
Gordon: "Alright, you got the stash?"
Gordon: Care to explain this photo?
Batman: ... She was askin' for it.
Ivy: Won't you take me to... FUNKYTOWN?!!
ARRRGHH!!! Head lice are a b**ch!!!
Liu Kang ain't got nothin' on me!
I f**king hate comic book movies! They're all sh**. I only star in high profile stuff!
Psst! Hey Heath! What have you got to say for this Oscar-worthy piece of material, then?
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!
... F**k you.
BATMAN: BAH!!!! You call that a kiss?!!??!!
CATWOMAN: Batman, this is getting too freaky. . . .
BATMAN: Choke the bat baby, choke it for me. . . .
God: Batman, Robin, I'm about to show you a glipse of your future.
Batman and Robin: OK!!!!
TV: Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.
Batman: I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!
TV:I've programmed my b-brain algorithms...
Batman: Crazy bastard couldn't take it anymore and took his own life. *looks back at the tv*
Batman: Robin, if only you knew it would get cool again...
BATMAN: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while crossing the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright, a fire that blows the signal to the sky. I sit and wonder does the message get to you? Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other night to night. Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other world. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, you're far away from nothing. It's alright, you won't miss home. Take a chance, leave everything behind you. Come and join me, you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive. Jungle life, we're living in the open. All alone like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, we play along while rushing across the forest on a sunny afternoon..."
BATMAN: "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for you baby. But I don't know about that as many times as we've loved we shared love and made love, it doesn't seem to me like it's enough. It's just not enough, it's just not enough. My Darlin' I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Girl, I don't know, I don't know why I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Oh some things I can't get used to no matter how I try. It's like the more you give the more I want and Baby that's no lie..."
BATMAN: "Damn it Selina! I knew you were into some kinky s***, but this is just too much!"
CATWOMAN: "Oh come on now Bruce, you know you like it like that."
BATMAN: "Give me some sugar, baby."
Thanks, Fate. Good work, yourself too. Especially the Bruce Campbell line. Genius.
Luckily for the Batman, Catwoman's new costume came fully equipped with beer goggles.
Man: la la la la I'm on a building la la la do do...huh whats that noise?
Catwoman: Purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrr
Thanks That-Guy. Bruce Campbell quotes seem to work well with just about anything. I like your beer goggle caption too.
All the while, Batman kept wondering where the zipper was on Catwoman's costume...