The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

GIIIIIIRLS... JUST WANT TO HAVE FU-UUN... Man I love this earpiece/ipod...

 

[Hotwire]

Here's hoping someone here is a Ray Stevens fan....

Batman: It's me again, Margret.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BALE: So uh action Chris?

NOLAN(Counting money): I'M BUSY BALE....busy...

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Hello, Ghostbusters?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale: Didn´t you play a gay dude in "The Boy From Oz?"
Jackman: Didn´t you play a serial killer in "American Psycho"?
Bale: Didn´t you do "Van Helsing"?
Jackman: Didn´t you... Damn, I lose every time people get to that one!

ROTFLMAO.

Bruce-"If you think the blue flowers were kicking, wait until you try this!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "He only had one day left till retirement..."

 

[batmaluco]

BATMAN: "He only had one day left till retirement..."

ROTFL!

Batman: "I'm already practicing because one day Nolan will eventually leave, and I'll probably direct my own ****ing movie!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

ROTFLMAO.

Bruce-"If you think the blue flowers were kicking, wait until you try this!"

LMAO

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: Oh yeah baby spread them.....mmmmmmmm oh yeah show some meat....its nice and wet...mmmmmmmmmmmmm god I wanna eat it right now......I want to stick my tounge in there...

BATMAN: OOOHHHH thats it..all soft and warn and ready for my lunch to eat.
http://blogs.salon.com/0002914/images/2005/04/06/sandwich.jpg

 

[ultimatefan]

ROTFLMAO.

Bruce-"If you think the blue flowers were kicking, wait until you try this!"

Thanks, cool one too!

 

[Dr. Fate]

"It's not quite the mangos, but it's the next best thing!"

 

[Cats]

Batman: So this is the video camera that was used in the making of Batman & Robin?

*CRRAAAASSSSSHHHH*

 

[Cats]

Lex: Sir, may I interest you in a luxurious piece of sea-facing real estate?

Joker: Aw come'on, do I really look like a fool?

 

[dude stannis]

Batman: D'oh!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

i hope somebody's been to joecartoon.com

Bale: Oh my freakin' head im so wasted..

 

[Dr. Fate]

Lex: Sir, may I interest you in a luxurious piece of sea-facing real estate?

Joker: Aw come'on, do I really look like a fool?

Nyehehehehehehehehehe!

BATMAN: "Damn migraines..."

 

[Hotwire]

i hope somebody's been to joecartoon.com

Bale: Oh my freakin' head im so wasted..

Batman: You mess with Super-Fly! Super-Fly!!

For those who haven't seen it, here's a link.
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/superfly

 

[Hotwire]

We've all been fooled! We all thought that Bale had a human stunt double, but here we can plainly see, it was in fact an elaborate Rock 'Em-Sock 'Em Robot!

 

[Rynan]

Batman: Is my mohawk coming in? Is it? You know I want it to look like Mr.T's, right? I wanna go pity sum foos.

 

[Cats]

Nyehehehehehehehehehe!

Thanks

Ra's: Before you die there is something you should know about me, son of Gotham.

Bruce: What?

Ra's: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

 

[Cats]

Katie Holmes: It isn't who you are underneath, but what you do, that defines you.

 

[Cats]

Superman: So... you must be the legendary avenger of the helpless... the dark knight... the caped crusader...

Batman: erm... can we skip the pleasantries? I've lost feeling in my legs, help me up?

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Oh I did not need to see that..."

 

[The Ski Mask]

Katie Holmes: It isn't who you are [underneath], but what you do, that defines you.

It is always a good time to make fun of Tom Cruise.

 

[kenellard]

"Well, I bet you all thought I was going to actually have a role in this movie didn't you?"