The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Harrygucha]

that's terrible. we never called any of our other presidents white knights. this just seems racist to me.

Completely racist...yet very cool that he gets the same title as the goddamn Batman. He's not a hero...He's a silent guardian...a watchful protector...Barack Obama. Love that TDK has had such an influence that the media is putting the movie title into their articles.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Morg, Fate PM'd me and said it wasn't his fault. He didn't know they were hotlinked. He really brings alot of class to these boards and it's a shame you banned him for him not knowing. You should bring him back, these boards won't be the same for two weeks without him.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Jones, Batmaluco! The "I can´t feel anything" run and the "get your own computer" one are awesome too!

I´m no Gore fan myself - where was all that environmental talk when he was vice-president of the country? - but Bush´s presidency goes to history as a disaster, even McCain tried to dissociate himself from his administration.

But 9/11 was a disaster. That wasn't his fault. Yeah, he's screwed up (Katrina, invvading Irag) But joining the war he had no coice. He would be damned if he did and damned if he didn't Now Obama wants to completey take all the troops out of there. NOT SMART. Yeah, all families think is wanting to bring back their loved ones, but think of the effect of that. We could be attacked again or it could all go to hell over there. But think about it, without 9/11 one cannot help but think how Bush really would of been as president.

 

[ultimatefan]

^I don´t wanna turn this into a Bush debate, but the truth is, he exploited 9/11. He completely and willingly manipulated the post-9/11 fear to justify a ton of terrible actions, initimidation of dissent, blatant violation of civil rights, the abuses of Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib, all typical of totalitarian governments - and don´t buy for a second that he wasn´t at least generally aware of it all -, and not only a poorly-justified, but horribly-executed war. I don´t consider myself a liberal - if I have a dream, it´s a world without politicians of any kind - but Bush´s presidency was terrible by any standards and that´s what history will say of it, trust me.

 

[Morg]

Morg, Fate PM'd me and said it wasn't his fault. He didn't know they were hotlinked. He really brings alot of class to these boards and it's a shame you banned him for him not knowing. You should bring him back, these boards won't be the same for two weeks without him.

Fate isn't that ignorant, it's not that hard to see which pics are being hotlink consider he's the one putting them up

I gave him several breaks, after the 3rd or 4th time I had no choice

 

[Morg]

Ya know ? I´m really suffering in here...I just wanna make a caption...I´m not computer savvy...actually, I´m pretty computer-ignorant...I tryed to copy and paste a pic...it got deleted...I realized that´s what "hotlinking" means (ya see, english is not my first language) and not posting pics of hot girls...I tried to play by the rules, uploading the pic at imageshack, opening a account, then tried to copy the link at the little picture window above...i got the red x...10 times...I just wanted to have some fun and now I´m stressed and sad...I think my will for captioning has died today...




Polux

Not sure what's your problem with imageshack, I use it now and then with no troubles. Try www.tinypics.com

 

[deathfromabove]

But 9/11 was a disaster. That wasn't his fault. Yeah, he's screwed up (Katrina, invvading Irag) But joining the war he had no coice. He would be damned if he did and damned if he didn't Now Obama wants to completey take all the troops out of there. NOT SMART. Yeah, all families think is wanting to bring back their loved ones, but think of the effect of that. We could be attacked again or it could all go to hell over there. But think about it, without 9/11 one cannot help but think how Bush really would of been as president.

i also dont want to get all political but how did bush not have a choice? he choose to invade a country that factually had nothing to do with 9/11.

the war in iraq has made the world less safe imo and has distracted us from our real enemies.

 

[Morg]

We do have a political forum, please discuss things in there. Thank you

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks UF, Doc!

Batman: Have you ever read one of Nietzsche's books?

Joker: Yeah, I did read some. Releasing in some ways but I also think it was quite disappointing,
after all, he's not exactly nihilistic as I initially thought he was.

Joker: Don't you think this conversation is getting a bit too intellectual?

Batman: Agreed!

 

[batmaluco]

Rachel: So, do you really think that sex is the answer?
Batman: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

 

[gwynplaine]

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: In my opinion, people generally start resorting on physical violence
when they start lacking on reasonable argumentations.

Batman: I disagree.

Joker: Would you care to explain why do you disagree?

 

[keit0s]

Joker: In my opinion, people generally start resorting on physical violence
when they start lacking on reasonable argumentations.

Batman: I disagree.

Joker: Would you care to explain why do you disagree?

Best one yet!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Nice ones, batmaluco

 

[ultimatefan]

^Great ones, Batmaluco!

 

[Doctor Jones]

^I don´t wanna turn this into a Bush debate, but the truth is, he exploited 9/11. He completely and willingly manipulated the post-9/11 fear to justify a ton of terrible actions, initimidation of dissent, blatant violation of civil rights, the abuses of Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib, all typical of totalitarian governments - and don´t buy for a second that he wasn´t at least generally aware of it all -, and not only a poorly-justified, but horribly-executed war. I don´t consider myself a liberal - if I have a dream, it´s a world without politicians of any kind - but Bush´s presidency was terrible by any standards and that´s what history will say of it, trust me.

True. Yeah, he did handle the war in a bad way. But like I said, he gets TOO much flack. Okay, lets end it.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Fate isn't that ignorant, it's not that hard to see which pics are being hotlink consider he's the one putting them up

I gave him several breaks, after the 3rd or 4th time I had no choice

He was putting them up? How did you know that?

 

[Doctor Jones]

i also dont want to get all political but how did bush not have a choice? he choose to invade a country that factually had nothing to do with 9/11.

the war in iraq has made the world less safe imo and has distracted us from our real enemies.

No, I stated he made the wrong choice in invading Irag. His fault. But we did have to go to war. They said they had weapons of mass destruction, (I still know he invaded the wrong place) Did we want to take that risk? After 9/11? But with taking all the troops out of there, it means trouble. Don't take them all out at once. Take them out bit by bit.

But anyway lets end this. Let's enjoy the captions.

 

[Morg]

He was putting them up? How did you know that?

I read the url of the pics he hosted, it's not that hard

 

[scatterax]

ok, ima bout to copy batmaluco, but I don't care. I'll take what inspiration I can get.

[joker] "...and that's how I got these scars."

[batman]"...."

[joker] "now don't give me that look. that's really what happened. I promise you I'm telling the truth."

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Think of this as a natural birth control method...

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: That´s right, then Harvey falls to his death, and to preserve his reputation and his lawsuit, you take the blame for his crimes, the end!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You see, to them you´re just a freak... Like me!

WINEHOUSE: Go f*** yourself, a**hole!!

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Bruce: I'm jerking off here, what do you want?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

JOKER: And people say my complexion and mind are a bit iffy.........

WINEHOUSE: NEED MORE HEROINZ!!!!