The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[protocida]

Ibn, thanks for the great images. You rock, man!

Let's celebrate with more "Bat Fiction"!

What does Harvey Dent looks like?

What?

WHAT DOES HARVEY DENT ****ING LOOKS LIKE?

He's blonde...

Continue.

He's white...

Does he looks like a b*tch?

What?

DOES HE LOOKS LIKE A B*TCH?!

 

[Marx]

This thread is hilarious!





*subscribes*

 

[protocida]

N-NO!

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO **** HIM LIKE A B*TCH?

I'M N-NOT!

YES, YOU ARE, JOKER! YOU ARE TRYING TO **** HIM LIKE A B*TCH. AND MR. DENT DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ****ED BY ANYONE WHO'S NOT MRS. DENT!

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Batman: "This is why Superman works alone."

Joker: "Uggggghhhh! Get this ****ing thing away from me!"

*neuralises*

Agent K: "You did not see George Clooney in a Batsuit with rubber nipples. Your franchise will recover and continue successfully."

Agent J: "Damn, K, why couldn't you neuralise me and make me forget about Men in Black II?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the "neuralize" one!

 

[ultimatefan]

How do I look with lenses?

Not bad, not bad, it´-s a nice nod do the comics. But I think I´m more expressive THIS way...

HOW ABOUT LIKE THIS?!?

Okay, NOW we´re talking...

 

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehe, good one. I always thought those glowing eyes looked a bit silly, if you ask me.

 

[kedrell]

How do I look?

Like a hood ornament.

 

[kedrell]

Stop copying me, dammit!!!!

 

[kedrell]

Oh, so now YOU want to get in on the act?!!!! Mother****er!! Well, here's one for ya: Michael Jackson wants his gloves back!!

 

[kedrell]

I hope you know, I'm suing all you mother****ers.

 

[kedrell]

Yeah, but shouldn't Spidey be the one suing us(including you) since he's the first to use the opaque-eye thing in live action?

Yeah, but he's poor and can't afford a court fight. While I have 10 high-priced lawyers.

 

[DX]

Thanks, man. Great stuff all around! t:

 

[Bim]

Oh man, awesome stuff guys, i cant stop laughing

 

[Panthro]

Let me just say a big:

To all the previous captions. Hopefully I'll think of something soon.

 

[Nightmare]

Beautiful! Bravo!!!

 

[why_so_serious?]

"We kill the Batman...."

"Wait hold on! How come I'm on a rooftop and your in a kitchen yet we can talk to each other like we are right next to each other?"

"Um, well..."

"I THINK WE JUST BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"

 

[Ibn]

kedrell's killin it now.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the space/time one.

 

[kedrell]

Does somebody want a cookie? Well ok then, but you gotta open wide.

 

[Hound55]

Oh... So its YOU. You think you've mastered your fears...

Hm?

Yeah? Well, you know what I heard...

I heard Nolan's pulling out...

But it's OK, because Schumacher's coming back... and he's preeeetty sure he's figured out where he's gone wrong...

Dude... that's just... Dude. That goes beyond dark. That's just f***ing... Dude... Dude.

 

[kedrell]

Lookee what I did.

You bastard!

 

[ultimatefan]

The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[ultimatefan]

WHO THE F*** REPLACED MY CONDOM LUBRICANT WITH RED PEPPER!!