The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[ultimatefan]

CAMERON: C´mon, how could I possibly shoot an Avatar movie in real locations, with all-practical FX?

NOLAN: Hey, I traveled all over the world, blew up a building, flipped an actual-size 18-wheeler truck on a real street, Made stuntmen hold on to a plane carcass carried by a helicopter, built an actual-size bat-chopper and carried it around NY. Just saying.

 

[Enriquespy]

SELINA: "Got any good Bond one liners?"
BRUCE: "Bond? The white cheap paper? I know no origami..."

 

[Thoix]

Found this one:

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, it´s been posted. Great one.

 

[Panthro]

SELINA: ... And as we speak, Charlie Sheen walks free.

On a bit of an anti-Cameron thing lately UF?

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "And it's still more comfortable than the suit Michelle Pfeiffer and her stunt doubles wore."

 

[Panthro]

SELINA: "I'm just saying some of the things in Avatar, the floating mountains, the giant tree, some of the other sparkly stuff, you just can't get that practically."
BRUCE: "That's what ingenuity is for woman! Ingenuity!"
SELINA: "Here we go..."

 

[ultimatefan]

On a bit of an anti-Cameron thing lately UF?

Hehehe, couldn´t resist, that pic is too tempting. Great stuff BTW, especially the costume one.

 

[VenomShock]

Alfred: May I have a squeeze?

 

[VenomShock]

Alfred: "It was the size of a tangerine"

 

[ultimatefan]

I knew deep down Alfred was a perv.

CAMERON: Really, you´ve been doing pretty well for yourself. But I bet there´s one or two things you can learn from a seasoned filmmaker like me!

NOLAN: Actually, there is one thing, that greatly concerns me. How do I avoid becoming George Lucas?

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: I beg your pardon, I am looking at your eyes, it´s my hands I can´t stop from grabbing your bazoongas!

 

[TheWhitCat]

Tempted to attack

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff gents

CAMERON: "Just remember, without me DiCaprio would never have been a big enough name to put in your precious Inception!"
NOLAN: "Bah! If you hadn't discovered him I surely would have! Eventually."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff

ALFRED: I sense... no silicon at all. A good solid C-cup. Great firmness, very smooth and symmetrical. No birth marks, no visible veins, no inadequate or unhealthy protuberances or depressions. Caramel-colored nipples, small... but very sensitive.
SELINA: Wow. Just... wow.

 

[VenomShock]

Alfred: This is how big my knob is.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff

ALFRED: I sense... no silicon at all. A good solid C-cup. Great firmness, very smooth and symmetrical. No birth marks, no visible veins, no inadequate or unhealthy protuberances or depressions. Caramel-colored nipples, small... but very sensitive.
SELINA: Wow. Just... wow.

It's been a few years but that totally reminds me of his role in "Miss Congeniality".

ALFRED: "Why yes I am Austin Powers father, but shh, don't tell anyone."

 

[Panthro]

The Bat family's reaction to seeing the box office numbers

 

[Just_Human]

Selina : " This isn't the necklace you are looking for "
Bruce: " This isn't the necklace I'm looking for "

 

[Panthro]

Selina : " This isn't the necklace you are looking for "
Bruce: " This isn't the necklace I'm looking for "

So something useful can be learned from George Lucas...

SELINA: "Well, you're no Patrick Bateman, but you'll do."
BRUCE: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, love the "bat-dance".

 

[ultimatefan]

CAMERON: The CGI is terrible! It looks like a PS2!
NOLAN: What about the wooden, lifeless, flat characters? You don´t give a crap about Anakin!
CAMERON: Don´t even get me started on Jar Jar! He actually thought people would find that funny?

LUCAS: Hey, what were you and Jim talking about?
NOLAN: Huh, nothing. The usual. 3d vs. IMAX, CGI vs. practical FX, that kinda thing...

 

[mjbull23]

Found this one:

Awesome

 

[Panthro]

CAMERON: The CGI is terrible! It looks like a PS2!
NOLAN: What about the wooden, lifeless, flat characters? You don´t give a crap about Anakin!
CAMERON: Don´t even get me started on Jar Jar! He actually thought people would find that funny?

LUCAS: Hey, what were you and Jim talking about?
NOLAN: Huh, nothing. The usual. 3d vs. IMAX, CGI vs. practical FX, that kinda thing...

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Alfred: May I have a squeeze?

Tempted to attack

The Bat family's reaction to seeing the box office numbers

Great stuff guys