The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN:So that´s settled, I´ll direct the next prequel trilogy!
LUCAS: But of course I´ll write the script and maintain complete creative control.
NOLAN: Oh absolutely, I wouldn´t do it any other way.

CAMERON: Did he buy it?
NOLAN: You should see the look on his face! No wait, you can, it´s on my Facebook page already...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: That´s right, it´s called Twilight and it´s one of the most popular novel and movie series in the world.

BATMAN: Now that´s a mystery even I may be unable to solve...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF. Can't go wrong with bashing Lucas & Twilight.

BAT-FAMILY: "Hey Macarena!"

 

[Cassandra Cain]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, can´t go wrong with bat-dance, either.

ROBIN: You enjoyed the Batusi... now prepare to go crazy over the Bat-Break!
BATMAN: Uh, Robin, do you mind notnot picking a dance name that vividly reminds me of a horrifyingly painful experience?

 

[Micromind]

Spider-Man: We should not release our movies in the same year, climbing wall of China (profits) is difficult.

Batman:Agreed, next time try competing with Ant-Man, that would be easier.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Just_Human]

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "You've gotta admit it's funny Bruce."
BATMAN: "No. It isn't. This is just you lot taking out your cinematic frustrations - or lack of cinematic frustrations - on me."
WONDER WOMAN: "Just be grateful we went with this. Green Arrow's idea was to shoot a boxing glove arrow at your nuts!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Is it me or it wouldn´t be one tenth as funny if it happened to any other one of us?
WONDER WOMAN: No it wouldn´t.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Clark, do you want to start spinning around the Earth and turning back time again?

SUPERMAN: It´s okay, I take decaf now.

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF

SPIDER-MAN: "I don't want to be apart of AVX anymore!"

 

[hellblazer103]

OPPAN GOTHAM STYLEEEE

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "And when I get that feeling I need Sexual Healing..."

 

[Just_Human]

Batman : " so can you see anything ? "
Spiderman : " no... bring me up 1 or 2 inches clos... wait ... my spider senses are tingling... there is someone behind us "
Batman : " oh ... Hi Jim "
Gordon : " freeeeeze ! "
Batman : " its not what you think ... Spiderman is being the hero we need right now, not the .."
Gordon : " oh cut the crap would ya ??? Dammit don't tell me you peaking at Mrs Kyle swimming naked again ! "
Spiderman : " uh yes ... we're sorry "
Gordon : " **** I want to see that ! Bats give me a lift ; and go get Blake asap! The kid needs to see that "

 

[Panthro]

Batman : " so can you see anything ? "
Spiderman : " no... bring me up 1 or 2 inches clos... wait ... my spider senses are tingling... there is someone behind us "
Batman : " oh ... Hi Jim "
Gordon : " freeeeeze ! "
Batman : " its not what you think ... Spiderman is being the hero we need right now, not the .."
Gordon : " oh cut the crap would ya ??? Dammit don't tell me you peaking at Mrs Kyle swimming naked again ! "
Spiderman : " uh yes ... we're sorry "
Gordon : " **** I want to see that ! Bats give me a lift "

 

[ultimatefan]

HATHAWAY: Face it, I look great in this costume!

SCARLETT: You stole that costume from me, b****!

NEWMAR: Like hell! You all stole my purrrrfect costume!

BATMAN AND BANE: CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!!

 

[Panthro]

HATHAWAY: Face it, I look great in this costume!

SCARLETT: You stole that costume from me, b****!

NEWMAR: Like hell! You all stole my purrrrfect costume!

BATMAN AND BANE: CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!!

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[kvz5]

 

[Panthro]

^^

BATMAN [thinking]: "Damn, she swallowed my gum."
CATWOMAN [thinking]: "Mmm, tastes like grape."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SELINA: There´s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.

CLOONEY: Aw crap, is this still about Batman & Robin?! That movie was almost fifteen years ago, for Chrissakes!!!

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe

BATMAN: "I hate all the Marvel films - even the ones made by Marvel!"
BANE: "Why?"
BATMAN: "None of the actors are the right height! Their costumes aren't the right color schemes! Their costumes are too busy! Captain America is the Human Torch! Rhodey from Iron Man 2 isn't Rhodey from Iron Man 1! Thor doesn't wear his helmet in any fights! I can't understand Robert Downey Jr. when he talks!"
BANE: "Damn it Bats, don't be such a fanboy!"

 

[mackblack01]

^^Hehehehe

BATMAN: "I hate all the Marvel films - even the ones made by Marvel!"
BANE: "Why?"
BATMAN: "None of the actors are the right height! Their costumes aren't the right color schemes! Their costumes are too busy! Captain America is the Human Torch! Rhodey from Iron Man 2 isn't Rhodey from Iron Man 1! Thor doesn't wear his helmet in any fights! I can't understand Robert Downey Jr. when he talks!"
BANE: "Damn it Bats, don't be such a fanboy!"