The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

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NOLAN:So that´s settled, I´ll direct the next prequel trilogy!
LUCAS: But of course I´ll write the script and maintain complete creative control.
NOLAN: Oh absolutely, I wouldn´t do it any other way.

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CAMERON: Did he buy it?
NOLAN: You should see the look on his face! No wait, you can, it´s on my Facebook page already...
 
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SUPERMAN: That´s right, it´s called Twilight and it´s one of the most popular novel and movie series in the world.

BATMAN: Now that´s a mystery even I may be unable to solve...
 
Funny stuff UF. Can't go wrong with bashing Lucas & Twilight.

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BAT-FAMILY: "Hey Macarena!"
 
Thanks, can´t go wrong with bat-dance, either.

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ROBIN: You enjoyed the Batusi... now prepare to go crazy over the Bat-Break!
BATMAN: Uh, Robin, do you mind notnot picking a dance name that vividly reminds me of a horrifyingly painful experience?
 
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Spider-Man: We should not release our movies in the same year, climbing wall of China (profits) is difficult.

Batman:Agreed, next time try competing with Ant-Man, that would be easier.
 
Great stuff guys.

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SUPERMAN: "You've gotta admit it's funny Bruce."
BATMAN: "No. It isn't. This is just you lot taking out your cinematic frustrations - or lack of cinematic frustrations - on me."
WONDER WOMAN: "Just be grateful we went with this. Green Arrow's idea was to shoot a boxing glove arrow at your nuts!"
 
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SUPERMAN: Is it me or it wouldn´t be one tenth as funny if it happened to any other one of us?
WONDER WOMAN: No it wouldn´t.
 
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BATMAN: Clark, do you want to start spinning around the Earth and turning back time again?

SUPERMAN: It´s okay, I take decaf now.
 
Good stuff UF

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SPIDER-MAN: "I don't want to be apart of AVX anymore!"
 
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BATMAN: "And when I get that feeling I need Sexual Healing..."
 
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Batman : " so can you see anything ? "
Spiderman : " no... bring me up 1 or 2 inches clos... wait ... my spider senses are tingling... there is someone behind us "
Batman : " oh ... Hi Jim "
Gordon : " freeeeeze ! "
Batman : " its not what you think ... Spiderman is being the hero we need right now, not the .."
Gordon : " oh cut the crap would ya ??? Dammit don't tell me you peaking at Mrs Kyle swimming naked again ! "
Spiderman : " uh yes ... we're sorry "
Gordon : " **** I want to see that ! Bats give me a lift ; and go get Blake asap! The kid needs to see that "
 
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Batman : " so can you see anything ? "
Spiderman : " no... bring me up 1 or 2 inches clos... wait ... my spider senses are tingling... there is someone behind us "
Batman : " oh ... Hi Jim "
Gordon : " freeeeeze ! "
Batman : " its not what you think ... Spiderman is being the hero we need right now, not the .."
Gordon : " oh cut the crap would ya ??? Dammit don't tell me you peaking at Mrs Kyle swimming naked again ! "
Spiderman : " uh yes ... we're sorry "
Gordon : " **** I want to see that ! Bats give me a lift "
:pal:
 
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HATHAWAY: Face it, I look great in this costume!

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SCARLETT: You stole that costume from me, b****!

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NEWMAR: Like hell! You all stole my purrrrfect costume!

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BATMAN AND BANE: CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!!
 
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HATHAWAY: Face it, I look great in this costume!

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SCARLETT: You stole that costume from me, b****!

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NEWMAR: Like hell! You all stole my purrrrfect costume!

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BATMAN AND BANE: CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!! CATSUIT FIGHT!!
Bwahahahahahaha
 
^^:funny:

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BATMAN [thinking]: "Damn, she swallowed my gum."
CATWOMAN [thinking]: "Mmm, tastes like grape."
 
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SELINA: There´s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.



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CLOONEY: Aw crap, is this still about Batman & Robin?! That movie was almost fifteen years ago, for Chrissakes!!!
 
^^Hehehehe

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BATMAN: "I hate all the Marvel films - even the ones made by Marvel!"
BANE: "Why?"
BATMAN: "None of the actors are the right height! Their costumes aren't the right color schemes! Their costumes are too busy! Captain America is the Human Torch! Rhodey from Iron Man 2 isn't Rhodey from Iron Man 1! Thor doesn't wear his helmet in any fights! I can't understand Robert Downey Jr. when he talks!"
BANE: "Damn it Bats, don't be such a fanboy!"
 
^^Hehehehe

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BATMAN: "I hate all the Marvel films - even the ones made by Marvel!"
BANE: "Why?"
BATMAN: "None of the actors are the right height! Their costumes aren't the right color schemes! Their costumes are too busy! Captain America is the Human Torch! Rhodey from Iron Man 2 isn't Rhodey from Iron Man 1! Thor doesn't wear his helmet in any fights! I can't understand Robert Downey Jr. when he talks!"
BANE: "Damn it Bats, don't be such a fanboy!"

:lmao:
 

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