The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[JackN]

Bane: Would you like to know how I got this Muzzel?

or

Bane: Would you like to know how I got these braces? Hmmm...
You see my father was an orthodontist and a fiend
and one check up I have more crooked teeth then usual
he doesn't like that NOT ONE BIT
Soo me watching
he takes the wires, laughing while he does it
He turns to me and he says "WHY SO CROOKED"
He sticks the wires onto my teeth
" LET FIX THAT SMILE ON THAT FACE"
aaand "WHY SO CROOKED"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Batman: I'm sorry... I'm sorry I called you fat! You're just big boned! Really! Sorry!

LOL, with that voice of Batman I picture how it sounds

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: C´mon,people deserved to know the truth about the love child. You´re a former governor, for Chrissakes!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Adrian! Adrian!"

 

[kvz5]

BATMAN: I swear I didn't know you and Talia were dating! She said she was single!

BATMAN: Y U WALK LYK DAT?!
BANE: Y U TALK LYK DAT?!

 

[RedSkull]

Bane: Y U NO LIEK TEASER TRAILER

 

[Alexander_Knox]

batman: Y u walk lyk dat?!
Bane: Y u talk lyk dat?!

lol

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: I swear I didn't know you and Talia were dating! She said she was single!

BATMAN: Y U WALK LYK DAT?!
BANE: Y U TALK LYK DAT?!

Hahahahahahahaha - especially that first one.

 

[Juha]

Bane: Yeah, that's right. I actually wear some clothes in this movie. You didn't think I was going to run around shirtless the entire time, did you? But don't you worry. Come final fight and I'm gonna show you guys some of that pale skin goodness!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

BATMAN: This is Resident Evil and I face a tyrant?
Bane: No pipes
Batman: Why, you smoke?
Bane: With your voice you ask me

 

[DACrowe]

BANE: I like...I like RASS-ling.

 

[DACrowe]

BANE: Take it back!

BATMAN: Wrestling is as fake as Katy Perry's singing voice. It's soap opera for inbred.....uhoh.

BANE: C'mere.....

12 months later....

BATMAN: And that's how I ended up in this wheelchair.

And scene.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

"These previews aren't helping me get over Summer."

Moments later...

"Summer who?"

 

[RolandDaggett]

This mask doesn't quite fit right.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

BATMAN: You don´t scare me. The movie cliché is that the hero can defeat a much bigger guy with a couple precise and fast moves!

BANE: Yeah, but Nolan prefers to be more realistic than that, remember?

BATMAN: Aw crap.

 

[elgaz]

Batman : "You think just cos I was a little out of shape in The Fighter that I can't take you Bane? I still got some boxing skillz. Come at me bro!"

* Bane pummels Batman *

Batman : "I should really learn when to shut up."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys. Love that Summer/JGL gag.

 

[JackN]

BATMAN: No, Bane it's step, two, three, step,, NOT step, step, two, step, three
GODDAMNIT YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
BANE: The counselor said we should take dance lessons to stop THE ARGUING!
BATMAN: You're just like you mother

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: No, Bane it's step, two, three, step,, NOT step, step, two, step, three
GODDAMNIT YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
BANE: The counselor said we should take dance lessons to stop THE ARGUING!
BATMAN: You're just like you mother

Hehehehehehehe

 

[liov]

Dr. Wonka: Candy is a waste of time. No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier.

Willy Wonka: Then I'll run away! To Switzerland! Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!

Years later...

Willy Wonka: Peña Dura makes great candy!

 

[Chris M]

BATMAN: You and me man...we're done professionally

 

[-rc2k-]

Keep it up guys, some pretty funny ones on here!

 

[Bim]

The last couple of pages are full of win

Spoiler

Batman: I'm sorry... I'm sorry I called you fat! You're just big boned! Really! Sorry!

But this one floored me

 

[MultipleJesuses]

*Inspirational/Uplifting music*
Batman: "I can..." *deep breath "I can beat scum like you"
Bane: "Batman! I will brea..."
Nolan: "CUT! There is a crew member in the background of the shot!
come on people!"
Batman: "F***! What the f*** is it with you man!?"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dr. Wonka: Candy is a waste of time. No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier.

Willy Wonka: Then I'll run away! To Switzerland! Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!

Years later...

Willy Wonka: Peña Dura makes great candy!

LOL
Yeah, first I thought of the thing they use to cover a dog's mouth like the thing the owner of the Siamese cats wanted to put on Lady's mouth in Lady & the Tramp, but bracers is a better one