The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises...Haiku Thread?

[JDym]

I've been a member of these boards for a while, visiting daily but not often posting. Between BB, TDK and now this film, I've seen a ton of bickering, rumors, fan manips and so on. I know we've got some creative types here so as a break from the waiting and all the lunacy, I thought (and I know this may be cheesy) we'd open things up to a Batman related haiku thread. Perhaps if its successful we can choose a winning submission towards the release of the movie and we can put a prize in here somewhere.

To keep this relevant to the spoiler forum, feel free to incorporate rumors/thoughts on set pics/etc.

 

[JDym]

Too many villains
And now there is Hugo Strange?
Don't disappoint, Chris

 

[The_Raganork]

The Sun Falls slowly
The Nighttime threatens all
The Dark Knight Rises

 

[Rocketman]

Anne Hathaway is
so freaking beautiful and
I want her badly.

 

[TheBatman072]

Joker isn't here
Catwoman and Bane now are
No need for Al Ghuls


My first ever Haiku

 

[Boom]

Talia al Ghul
She must be Miranda Tate
It's teh Nolan twistz


Sorry, folks. Had to do it .

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Why do we fall, Bruce?
So that we may get a reboot
Thanks to Chris Nolan

 

[Banana-Hotdog]

Alon Aboutboul
I think I pronounced it wrong
No way to be sure

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Why do we fall, Bruce?
So that Batman Begins and
The Dark Knight Rises.

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Alon Aboutboul
I think I pronounced it wrong
No way to be sure

gold

 

[Boom]

Oh Tom Hardy
You with your MySpace photos
Show us Bane's costume

A sonar device
A microwave emitter
So much realism

 

[Avengers-Report]

Why do we fall, Bruce?
So that Batman Begins and
The Dark Knight Rises.

Hell yeahhhhhh well put.

 

[Boom]

Dear Anne Hathaway
If you're playing Catwoman
Lose thirty pounds plz

Spoiler

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke at the expense of those who actually think Anne Hathaway is not thin enough to play Catwoman. Yes, they do exist .

 

[thedarks0ldier]

The League of Shadows
They gave us the fear toxin
And now Bane's Venom

 

[Boom]

In Batman Begins
The batsuit was so puffy
It's like a pillow

 

[Banana-Hotdog]

Ben: hello I'm Ben
A meme for all Batman threads
Thanks numb1batfan

 

[The_Raganork]

Dear Anne Hathaway
If you're playing Catwoman
Lose thirty pounds plz

Spoiler

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke at the expense of those who actually think Anne Hathaway is not thin enough to play Catwoman. Yes, they do exist .

And the winner is...BOOM!

 

[JDym]

sorry guys, slightly off topic, but i found this on reddit:

Spoiler

i see you drivin’
round town with the girl i love
and i’m like, haiku

 

[Doctor Who]

I AM Tom Hardy
I will BREAK the Batman
With drugs and lard

Bronson trickery...

 

[Laderlappen]

Anne, you are so great
With the help of Chris Nolan
You'll win the Oscar

 

[firstclassclown]

And the nominee for
Best Picture is
The Dark Knight Rises

 

[Zur En Arrh]

Gordon gets Batman
"The whole thing was his idea"
Alfred goes to jail

 

[Zur En Arrh]

Tate is Talia
Harvey Dent is still alive
Monkeys fly from butt

 

[Rocketman]

Dr. Crane isn't
here right now, but if you'd like
to make an appoin-

 

[firstclassclown]

You ever dance
with the devil
in the pale moonlight