The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

FALCON: "You mean you're going to die like Optimus Prime?"

DUKE: "Nah. But after my wife sent me a supposed copy of The Deerhunter, I sure wish I would."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You guys are great.

Falcon: I'm here with ya Duke! You're gonna pull through, I swear it!
Duke: Ah, it's okay. No sweat. Only a flesh wound. TV villains are such morons. They always shoot you in the right side of the chest. The heart's on the left dumbass!

Bwahahahahahaha

WarrioooooooorS!... COme out to PLayyyyyeeeahhhh!!

Nice reference.

I love the Silver Hawks!

Then you must start a petition to bring them back!

DUKE: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

DUKE: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

 

[That-Guy]

Nice, Blazing Saddles.

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

 

[That-Guy]

Cobra Commander: (thinking to himself) Oh great... What a lovely time to get a wedgie... goddamnit... I hope no one notices...
Baroness: (whispering) Heh, Destro... Coby's undies are riding up! Check it out! He's trying to pick it out!
Destro: For Christ's sake darling, don't stare! Give the man some privacy!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Nice, Blazing Saddles.

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

Thanks and great use of YMCA there.

DUKE: "We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUKE: "Yes... I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under childrens feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I wont heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday bloody sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday

How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(sunday, bloody sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(sunday, bloody sunday)

Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
(here I come!)

And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
To claim the victory jesus won (sunday, bloody sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody sunday
Sunday bloody sunday..."

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Cobra, yoooooouuuuu want it allllllll, but you cant hhhaaaaavveee it!

Iiiiit's in your faaacccee but yooouuu can't graaaab iiitttt!

Now let's go save that fish!"

 

[Hotwire]

Cobra Commander: Fellow soldiers, we are going into battle. Some of us may not surrvive, but... (rambles on)
Cobra Officer: Oh snap!

 

[Hotwire]

Here we se photographic evidence that The Baroness is, in fact, a Harry Potter geek.

 

[Spider-Bat]

Baroness:"Hush, puppy."

 

[Spider-Bat]

DUKE: "Yes... I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under childrens feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I wont heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday bloody sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday

How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(sunday, bloody sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(sunday, bloody sunday)

Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
(here I come!)

And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
To claim the victory jesus won (sunday, bloody sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody sunday
Sunday bloody sunday..."

Bravo.

 

[Spider-Bat]

Duke:"There...is...a...nother...Sky...Walker."

 

[Spider-Bat]

Megatron:"What's with the helmet?"

CC:"Under here I look like an eight by ten of Dorian Gray."

 

[Spider-Bat]

"Oh banana, will you marry me?"

 

[Spider-Bat]

Sgt. Slaughter:"Alright, which one of you grabbed my ass?!"

 

[Hotwire]

Scarlett: Oh, God. Duke's been shot!!
Falcon: Hang in there, Duke. The Doc's on his way! Don't you die on me!!!
Duke: For f***'s sake, I was shot with a pintball, s***head!

 

[The Count]

DAMN YOU FALCON! WHY DID YOU BUY CHEAP PENS! THIS SHIRT IS RUINED!!!

 

[The Count]

"I knew the Baroness was hiding something in her sock drawer..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Duke:"There...is...a...nother...Sky...Walker."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

All this stuff's been good.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't you never say that Transformers is/was better than GI Joe! GI Joe owned Transformers!"

DUKE: "Thanks Cap! Kick his ass on our behalf!"

 

[The Count]

To Do List:

1. Clean Uniforms
2. Polish Destro
3. Conquer World
4. Buy Milk

"This Rave Sucks!"

"PEEKABOO!!!"

Falcon: Oh No, Cobra! Better cop a feel!

Duke: That's right, me and Snake-Eyes are in love

Scarlett: How could you?

Snake-Eyes: .................!

 

[The Count]

double post

 

[DOG LIPS]

"I'm going to marry DOG LIPS."

 

[The Count]

"I thought you said G.I Jew"

 

[The Count]

"Insert screw x into hole p! There is no screw x! Damn you Ikea!!!"

 

[Hotwire]

Scarlett: Um, Duke. Eyes up here!
Duke: Huh, sorry, what?!!?

 

[That-Guy]

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of sh**! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-D**KS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"