The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

Snake Eyes: How the hell are sticking to the ceiling like that?
Storm Shadow: Duct tape!

Hahahahaha

FLINT: "Now where's that damn Easter Egg..."

 

[Lex Luthor]

"God, I hope a drop of blood doesnt fall on the floor like in Spider-Man!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"God, I hope a drop of blood doesnt fall on the floor like in Spider-Man!"

Hahahahahahaha

SS: "Marco!"
SNAKE EYES: "Polo."

I know Snake Eyes doesn't speak but it's all I got.

 

[K.B.]

Flint: "Weed!!! Glorious, glorious weed!!!

Flint: "Okay Corky, you wait here for Cobras downs seeking missile while me and the boys head to hooters."

Cobra Commander:"Bea Arthur is giving the '2 girlsss and a cup' girlsss free moustach ridesss and I have a *****."

 

[K.B.]

Sgt.Slaughter: "Alright, Falcon, are you ready for a Slaughter bukkakkee?!?"

 

[Lex Luthor]

Flint: "Hey guys, how about we re-inact that scene from King Kong 1976 where they talk to the natives? I'll play the Jeff Bridges role!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Flint: "Hey guys, how about we re-inact that scene from King Kong 1976 where they talk to the natives? I'll play the Jeff Bridges role!

Hahahahahaha

I had that Dial-Tone action figure.

FLINT: "Joes, prepare for glory!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

"You maggots ready to go to the Slaughterhouse?"

"Um, er, we were told this was a fashion design tryout ...."

 

[Hotwire]

Sgt. Slaughter: Some of you maggots may not be coming back from this mission alive. Now seeing as how I'm a world famous pro-wrestler, and Falcon here is voiced by Don Johnson, I can safely say it won't be us.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Sgt. Slaughter: Some of you maggots may not be coming back from this mission alive. Now seeing as how I'm a world famour pro-wrestler, and Falcon here is voiced by Don Johnson, I can safely say it won't be us.

Hahahaha, nice Mal.

FALCON: "It's blood was on the leaves."
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[Hotwire]

Flint: Be vewy, vewy quiet. It's wabbit season. I'm wabbit huntin'. Eheheheh.

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Who wants a body massage?"

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Being sent to hang out in Boggy Creek with Travis Crabtree for kicks just plain sucks!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Flint: Be vewy, vewy quiet. It's wabbit season. I'm wabbit huntin'. Eheheheh.

Hahahahaha

GI JOES & COBRAS: "We're here for the gang bang!"

 

[Hotwire]

Serpentor: Did you f*** my wife?

 

[Hotwire]

CNN reporter: G.I. Joe and Corbra appeared before the United States congress today to testify regarding allegation of steroid use.

 

[Hotwire]

Snake-Eyes: Um, what's with the M.C. Hammer pants?

 

[Hotwire]

Duke: Groovy.

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Are you going to eat your cornbread?"

 

[SuGarRush]

Duke: Groovy.

NICE!

 

[Dr. Fate]

CNN reporter: G.I. Joe and Corbra appeared before the United States congress today to testify regarding allegation of steroid use.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

DUKE: "Good. Bad. I'm the Guy With The Gun."

 

[mr. peasant]

Not to be a pain, but I think that's Hi-Tech.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Not to be a pain, but I think that's Hi-Tech.

Is it? It's hard to tell.

SERPENTOR: "Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching *You*."

 

[Lex Luthor]

Coming this fall on NBC, The Cobra Apprentice.

Serpentor: "You're fired!"

 

[DoctorJones]

DUKE: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"