The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Pink Ranger]

"Hand me the keys, you f@#kin c@#ksucker!"

 

[Hudson]

Hey Destro, **** you!

*Boom*

Nooooooooo!

 

[Dr. Fate]

GUNG HO: "Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale of the men is low, a civil war in the platoon. Half the men with Elias, half with Barnes. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be fighting them."

 

[Pink Ranger]

KHAAAAAN!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SGT. SLAUGHTER: "I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

SGT. SLAUGHTER: Seriously, dudes, we need to decide on one uniform and stick with it. We're supposed to be a tight unit, and all I see are four primadonnas!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SGT. SLAUGHTER: Seriously, dudes, we need to decide on one uniform and stick with it. We're supposed to be a tight unit, and all I see are four primadonnas!

Hehehehehe

LT. FALCON: "So which are we fighting today, Xenomorph Aliens or Predators?"
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "Worse - we're hunting down Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

"Posing for this cool photo almost makes it worth the ebola virus we're going to inflict on the next kid that touches us."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Posing for this cool photo almost makes it worth the ebola virus we're going to inflict on the next kid that touches us."

FLINT: "Take it back! Take it back!"
DUKE: "Never! Quentin Tarantino is grossly overrated!"
FLINT: "D*I*E!"

 

[Hotwire]

Snake-Eyes: The next fanboy that say's I don't look like a perfect literal translation from the comics, cartoons, and toy line gets a new bodily orafice.

 

[Timstuff]

Hi-Tech: "Stop calling me Duke!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

HI-TECH: "Mine's bigger!"

 

[darkseid26]

"i shall call you Edwardo" (mexican acent)

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hi-Tech: "Stop calling me Duke!"

Sorry about that Hi-Tech.


SNAKE EYES: "There Can Be Only One."

 

[That-Guy]

"Hand me the keys, you f@#kin c@#ksucker!"

Brilliant!t:t:t:

 

[That-Guy]

"I'm so pissed, I could cut a b**ch!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Arrggh... this nicotine patch is... NOT... WORKING!!! I need a smoke NOW!!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Arrggh... this nicotine patch is... NOT... WORKING!!! I need a smoke NOW!!!!"

Hehehe, resist it Snake Eyes, resist it!

SNAKE EYES: "The Riddle of Steel... Steel isn't Strong, Flesh is Stronger! What is Steel compared to the Hand that Wields It?"

 

[That-Guy]

THE ONLY TRULY APPROPRIATE CAPTION FOR SNAKE EYES:

"..."

 

[That-Guy]

"Yeah! These sunglasses will shut those ignorant fanboys up! Who could ever doubt that I'll make a great Duke with shades like these! I look just like Arnie in T2!"

 

[That-Guy]

Tatum: Oh, no… we’re about to start filming and I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse… God, I hope I can hold it….

Production Assistant: Hey, Channing! How are ya, man? Ready to start filming?
Tatum: Well, yeah… Yeah, I guess, so… heh…
Production Assistant: You guess so?! Come on man! You’re Duke! You’re the leader! People take orders from you! Come on bro, get psyched up!
Tatum: Heh… yeah… thanks…
Production Assistant: Sheesh… I guess there’s no helping some people. Later, dude.

Tatum: Oh, f**k it. Ahhhhh…

 

[Dr. Fate]

DESTRO: "Mendoza!"

 

[That-Guy]

Prod. Assistant: Okay, Channing, we're about to start the next shot.
Tatum: Okay, hang on. Just got pop this zit.

 

[Hotwire]

Channing: Wait a sec guys, I'm practicing my David Caruso as Horatio Caine.

 

[Timstuff]

Tatum: Oh, no… we’re about to start filming and I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse… God, I hope I can hold it….

Production Assistant: Hey, Channing! How are ya, man? Ready to start filming?
Tatum: Well, yeah… Yeah, I guess, so… heh…
Production Assistant: You guess so?! Come on man! You’re Duke! You’re the leader! People take orders from you! Come on bro, get psyched up!
Tatum: Heh… yeah… thanks…
Production Assistant: Sheesh… I guess there’s no helping some people. Later, dude.

Tatum: Oh, f**k it. Ahhhhh…

LOL