The now NEW Official DC Stupid Questions thread: Didio Headaches - Part 2

[Havok83]

I see theres a new GL. Is he replacing Hal? Is he taking over as the star of the GL solo or getting his own?

btw, his costume is awful

killing Dick would have been such a gross move.

some would say a dick move...lol

 

[HighFivingMF]

I see theres a new GL. Is he replacing Hal? Is he taking over as the star of the GL solo or getting his own?

He's taking over the solo for now.

 

[ShaDynasty]

what happened to jordan?

 

[HighFivingMF]

what happened to jordan?

Spoiler

The Guardians have finally decided to get rid of the Green Lantern Corps. They freed the First Lantern (who has only been seen imprisoned in a multi-colored Lantern) to power their new army. Black Hand discovers that Hal Jordan is meant to be the Greatest Black Lantern (how someone's the best at being dead, I don't know). While Hal and Sinestro are fighting Black Hand a hoard of zombies the Guardians show up and supercharge Black Hand. They open a portal that sucks in Hal and Sinestro, seemingly killing them. Their rings merge together while giving off an "Error" warning and then it flies off to Baz.

However, at the end of the zero issue the final page features Hal and Sinestro, in their normal clothes, surrounded by blackness. Sinestro asks "Jordan? Where are we?"

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

In Blackest Night, Nekron tried to destroy the white entity which represents life, so if he was successful, he would of destroyed all life in the universe.

So my stupid question is this, if one of the entities, such as The Butcher, was somehow destroyed, would all life in the DCU not get pissed off? Or if Ion was destroyed, no one would have any willpower?

 

[WompuM]

I don't know and neither does DC editorial.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Does Damian Wayne age normally? The 0 issues on the new 52 makes absolutely no sense as far as a timeline is concerned. In B&R0, Damien is shown to be 10 years old, every year training with his mother for the bay he'd finally meet Bruce. When Damian is a toddler, Damian finds Bruce's cowl, probably from the night Bruce and Talia did the deed.

But in Batman#0, the story is set 6 years ago, yet Bruce is not only not Batman, but had only recently gotten back to Gotham.

They really mucked that up quite a bit.

 

[RoughNTumble]

easy fix = never mention specific time periods again

but that makes too much sense, instead we'll get convoluted explanations of how damian's aging was sped up or something

 

[HighFivingMF]

Maybe he banged her during his travels and they got the cowl and cape one of the other times he met the Al Ghuls.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Maybe he banged her during his travels and they got the cowl and cape one of the other times he met the Al Ghuls.

He was like 4 in that issues, meaning it would've taken place 6 years ago, meaning he still wouldn't have been Batman yet.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Oh. Then whatever, **** it.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Is anyone willing to do an epic post about all the ****** changes made in the New52?

 

[Anubis]

Not without going Full Kurosawa.

 

[Manic]

Not without going Full Kurosawa.

Never go Full Kurosawa.

 

[Artistsean]

Has DC ever had a comic about Vandal Savage and Ras al Ghul meeting?
It would be a fun idea, two men who have been alive for over 700 years. (Vandal actually longer right?)
It could be like the Dracula vs. Apocalypse idea. Their dealings with one another for all those many life times. and the Shade could make a Cameo maybe.

 

[KevanG]

It would be pretty funny to have Vandal keep calling Ra's "Boy" or "child" when speaking to him.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Vandal Savage was initially a caveman, so I think he's tens of thousands of years old, at least. There was actually a cool comic from the DC One Million event where he and Resurrection Man are both revealed to have survived into the 853rd century, when that event takes place, and they've had a feud going for the past few hundred centuries.

 

[Anubis]

There was another story where it was revealed that Vandal would meet once a year with a few other Immortals. The Shade, a few others. I forget who else or where I saw it......my minds starting to go. I don't even remember what time I'm supposed to go to work tomorrow.......I think I'm losing my mind.....

 

[Wolfwood]

What would they do at the meeting? Talk about Immortal ****?

 

[Anubis]

Have tea, shoot the s**t. Talk about how much better things used to be and stuff. You know, old people s**t. Damn Kids!

 

[sethypants]

they would **** each other and give birth to an immoral (no spelling mistakes) child.

 

[Manic]

I hope they hold their meetings with better discretion than Dream and Hob Gadling. They only met every 100 years, but they still garnered so much attention that they got assaulted during one of their meetings because everyone thought they were Satan and the Wandering Jew.

 

[Panthro]

What story line does this panel come from -

 

[Anubis]

Probably that story where all the villains got blasted off to another planet during Countdown.

 

[The Question]

It's from Judd Winnick's Outsiders. The Joker infected Gorilla City with a plague and blackmailed them with the cure so they would lead a terrorist attack on New York while Lex Luthor (then President) was visiting the United Nations so The Joker could, in the confusion, kidnap him for reasons of petty revenge.

The Joker doesn't do things simple.