The Official "Ask A Brotha" Thread - Part 1

[PyroChamber]

Oh yeah. It goes back a while ago. Nearly a decade ago, back in 2005 I believe. There were several well known comedians, including George Lopez, Joe Rogan and Ari ("The Amazing Racist") that went public with their concerns. Mencia was lifting material from dozens of comedians, including legends such as Bill Cosby. After some rather public feuds over Mencia's behavior, one of his detractors, George Lopez, grew tired of the shenanigans. Lopez encountered Mencia by chance while out on a walk. And right then and there, *POW*, Mencia caught fade. George Lopez doesn't play that mess.

Wait a minute, there's a comedian out there called The Amazing Racist?

 

[Ant-manic]

i've disliked Dane Cook ever since my first and final exposure to shrooms.

 

[Arach Knight]

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Why is it that on the Internet, people always assume that someone isn't actually Black, resulting in said party hosting a picture to prove it? And on that note, why the hell wouod anyone even pretend to be Black?

Wait a minute, there's a comedian out there called The Amazing Racist?

Yes, back when eBaums World was relevent (you know, the days before Youtube), several of his "performances" were hosted on the site. I don't find him funny know and I didn't find him funny then. He's pretty much a *****ebag. One of his "jokes" involved driving through a Mexican neighborhood, shouting "La Migra!" (Immigration) on a megaphone. Ari cnsiders it ironic (because he is Jewish), but he is truly tasteless.

 

[Manic]

Why is it that on the Internet, people always assume that someone isn't actually Black, resulting in said party hosting a picture to prove it? And on that note, why the hell wouod anyone even pretend to be Black?

Everybody on the internet is either a 13 year old American white boy or a 45 year old American white man until proven otherwise.

 

[Warhammer]

Many comedians use stereotypes when it comes to race. Chappelle and Rock are masters in this category but they are never malicious. Ari Shaffir is blatantly offensive and will then throw in a joke about how he's Jewish as if it changes anything. That is obviously funny to some people but I ain't all about that.

 

[PyroChamber]

Everybody on the internet is either a 13 year old American white boy or a 45 year old American white man until proven otherwise.

Or a 17-year-old white girl.

 

[Manic]

Or a 17-year-old white girl.

Nope, the borderline barely legal/jailbait white girls are especially 45 year old men until proven otherwise.

 

[MrMaooz]

Do you guys like Aries Spears?

 

[Warhammer]

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Damn, eon is looking dumb now.

 

[Anubis]

Or a 17-year-old white girl.

Or an obese 37 year old Coblinasian with Gout.

 

[Warhammer]

Do you guys like Aries Spears?

I love Aries Spears. His impressions are so good.

 

[MrMaooz]

I love Aries Spears. His impressions are so good.

Have you seen his Shaq and Charles Barkley impersonations? Oh, and his Arnie one too?

 

[Lencho01]

Why do Black people seemingly have the most entertaining reactions to pranks? I've noticed this while watching various videos on YouTube.

Do you guys like Aries Spears?

Yep.

 

[Manic]

Why do Black people seemingly have the most entertaining reactions to pranks? I've noticed this while watching various videos on YouTube.

Little known fact: If you make a black man laughing while he's standing up, he's going to run around in circles.

 

[Arach Knight]

Do you guys like Aries Spears?

He is an excellent impressionist and rapper.

 

[Lencho01]

Spears made Key & Peele worry they might get fired from MADtv...

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And did you notice the lady in the audience around 3:18?

Little known fact: If you make a black man laughing while he's standing up, he's going to run around in circles.

 

[PyroChamber]

Spears made Key & Peele worry they might get fired from MADtv...

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And did you notice the lady in the audience around 3:18?

You mean the one in the green that leaned back when Key was walking past? Almost like she was grabbing a purse.

 

[Arach Knight]

You mean the one in the green that leaned back when Key was walking past? Almost like she was grabbing a purse.

I didn't see that at all 0_0

 

[terry78]

I forgot the anniversary of Dwayne McDuffie's death was last month. I miss that dude, man.

 

[Arach Knight]

I forgot the anniversary of Dwayne McDuffie's death was last month. I miss that dude, man.

A true loss to the community; Black people and comic book fans.

 

[terry78]

Family Guy kind of poked fun at this last night, how black athletes always thank God when asked how they performed so well, where other athletes just say it was the team or a strategy.

 

[Anubis]

Just once I wanna see somebody thank Satan.

 

[eon001]

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Haha ok you got me. (If that's really you) I was going to make some Carlton Banks jokes, but I'll just let it be. :P

I completely misinterpreted the sentence in this paragraph.

not every race swap needs to have a deeper meaning behind it. and i can't see how black people would have benefited from the interracial relationship. Miles Teller isn't exactly god's gift to women. and it's not like Johnny couldn't score with a woman of a different race. to cast them both as black just to avoid the adoption angle would be the cop-out, imo. mixed families exist. in a perfect world, it wouldn't even matter.

I'm never normally that presumptuous but I haven't had this debate against another black person. I've actually heard more white people argue for a black sue. Some of the points I made I got from them.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Seeing as how Sue has often been called the most beautiful woman in the Marvel U, I think it would have been quite the statement to have an African-American Sue. Kerry Washington would have be a good choice if not for being in the Story FF's and that this Trank film seems to be a radical departure while also pulling from UFF.

 

[Anubis]

Nobody ever called Sue the most beautiful woman in the MU.

Besides, comic character hotness depends entirely upon who drew it.