The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

RDJ: We have a Hulk. And the third highest box office gross in history. And a near-perfect score ar RottenTomatoes. And the super hot Scarlett Johansson. And the badass Samuel L. Jackson. And the fan-favorite writer-director Joss Whedon. And, more important than all of this combined, we have f***ing mega-hyper awesome me!!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "I don't want another Batman series even if it is CGI! I want to see a solo Flash series! Or solo Aquaman! Or JSA! Hell, Superman hasn't had a solo series since the mid-late 90s, I'd even rather have another one of those before another Batman series!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Loki: Sorry, what does in mean in Midgard when you´re called an "androginous metrossexual pretty boy"? And why do people keep asking me if I´m in Twilight? I this a slang for decay or something?

 

[Panthro]

Loki: Sorry, what does in mean in Midgard when you´re called an "androginous metrossexual pretty boy"? And why do people keep asking me if I´m in Twilight? I this a slang for decay or something?

 

[Panthro]

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "How come I didn't get to be in the movie?! Huh?! Don't tell me I replaced my stripper costume for something more general audience friendly for nothing!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "You Shall Not Pass!"
WOLVERINE: "Look I know there's some funky copyright issues between Marvel, Disney and Fox but seeing as how I've served on some Avengers team books can't I be in the s-"
HULK: "No! Claw Man signed with Fox, Claw Man stays at Fox!"

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "You know the guys at work keep telling me they want to make me the company's equivalent of DC's Wonder Woman and I'm like really? Do you have any idea how much that would suck? Wonder Woman can't even get a solo TV show off the ground in this day and age, let alone a solo film! You think I want to end up like that?!"

 

[Panthro]

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'Power Girl'?!"

TONY: "Uh... He Did!" [points at Loki]

LOKI: "Crap."


Or in Reverse -

LOKI: "I Have An Army."

TONY: "We Have Power Girl."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "I'm Not Power Girl Damn It! You See A Chest Window On This Suit?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe, poor Mrs. Marvel...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: I have an army.

TONY: Yeah, so does the USA, and look what a crappy job we did in Iraq.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: I have an army.

TONY: Yeah, so does the USA, and look what a crappy job we did in Iraq.

Ouch

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: We have a Hulk. I mean, I know it´s one. Don´t ask me exactly which one. I think there was a reference to the Ed Norton one, but then again, it was a deletec scene, but I guess it could have been the Eric Bana one in some ways... Look, it´s a Hulk. I´ll get back to ya on the details.

 

[Panthro]

TONY: We have a Hulk. I mean, I know it´s one. Don´t ask me exactly which one. I think there was a reference to the Ed Norton one, but then again, it was a deletec scene, but I guess it could have been the Eric Bana one in some ways... Look, it´s a Hulk. I´ll get back to ya on the details.

Bwahahahahahaha

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Do you see what I've been reduced to? I have to give Spider-Man aerial piggy back rides just to get the fans to notice me! Do you have any idea how demeaning this is?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey it was this or pole dancing babe, it could have been much worse."
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "I am so glad your film rights belong to Sony so I won't have to put up with you if I ever make it into an Avengers sequel."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Oh man I think I'm having a Two-Face moment..."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL [coughing]: "W-Whoa... this is some pretty powerful [BLEEP]... the galaxy is like HUGE man!!!"

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Up... Up... And Away! So much easier when I don't have Spider-Man sitting on me..."

 

[Panthro]

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Do you see what I've been reduced to? I have to give Spider-Man aerial piggy back rides just to get the fans to notice me! Do you have any idea how demeaning this is?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey it was this or pole dancing babe, it could have been much worse."
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "From strong willed feminist to Spider-Man's chauffeur... sigh. A girl's gotta eat."

 

[Panthro]

WASP: "I wanna be in the Avengers sequel!"
ULT. CAPT. MARVEL: "I want to be in the Avengers sequel!"

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "No, I want to be in the Avengers sequel!"

SCARLET WITCH: "What about me and my robotic gigolo here?"

TONY: "Girls girls girls, you're all pretty! Well except Ultimate Cap there who is in fact a man. And Vision who is in fact an android or robot, I'm not really sure what the politically correct term is."

WASP: "Oh Hank, will we ever get to be live action Avengers?"
ANT-MAN: "I don't know Jan. I just don't know."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey I can see my apartment from here!"
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL [thinking]: "All I have to do is drop him from this height and they'll never be able to pin his mysterious death on me..."

 

[ultimatefan]

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL Nope, these bulltets can´t tore my costume!
SPIDER-MAN: Aaw nuts!

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL Peter, what the hell?!
SPIDER-MAN: I´m sorry, it´s the vibration, I swear! Please don´t drop me!

 

[Panthro]

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL Nope, these bulltets can´t tore my costume!
SPIDER-MAN: Aaw nuts!

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL Peter, what the hell?!
SPIDER-MAN: I´m sorry, it´s the vibration, I swear! Please don´t drop me!

 

[Vartha]

Hawkeye: Sorry, had the Chilly dogs Stark keeps going on about.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Oh no, looks like Scarlet found out that guy prefers Sausage over bacon for breakfast.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and cool stuff guys.

HULK: Wanna know my secret? I´m always angry.
HAWKEYE: Really? What does your anger management therapy group think of that?
HULK: Dunno, as soon as they leave the ICU, I´ll ask them.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Look you all belong to different studios, Hulk can't get you roles in Avengers sequels! Try Fantastic Four or X-Men!"

PREACHER HULK: "Please God, don't let puny Banner get recast again, please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on top."

HULK: "Look Hulk just got done telling other characters he can't get them roles in Avengers sequel - and Hulk pretty sure claw man belongs to different studio so he no get place in sequel!"
WOLVERINE: "The Hell I can't Bub! I'm Wolverine, being anywhere and everywhere at any given time is part of my gimmick!"

HULK: "Bad enough Claw Man want part in Avengers sequel, now you?!"
THING: "What? Dude, I just came by to see what you thought of the Dark Knight Rises!"
HULK: "Oh. Sorry, Hulk's Bad."

MS. MARVEL: "C'mon, who would you rather see in the sequel - Vision or me?"

 

[Bim]

Great stuff, guys

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Not bad for a 90 lbs god wizard eh?"

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL [laughing]: "Really guys? You think getting me into a drunken orgy will help get you into the Avengers sequel?! The film rights debacle alone guarantees that most of you will never even have cameos!"