The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Dad: "Ok family, let's take a nice picture here in front of the Mann's Chinese Theater, and all of these great Stars on the Walk of Fame!"

Routh (nasally): "Hey folks, would you like your picture taken with the star of the 2006 HIT MOVIE Superman Returns?? Only twent...."

LAPD: "Freeze, scumbag!!! You freaks know you're banned from hassling tourists in THIS town now!"

 

[dnno1]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great one Kal!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: It´s not like it´s a crime for Superman to wear maroon red!

FEMALE COP: Actually, it is!!

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: It´s not like it´s a crime for Superman to wear maroon red!

FEMALE COP: Actually, it is!!

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[Kal El Vis]

The Bros. Warner: "hey we shuld do anudda sooopaman movie!! it wil be da bestest eva!!"

"uh-yu! but who shuld be da direct guy or wateva?"

Tim Burton: "Hey guys, I have this FANTASTIC idea for Superman, with Nic Cage starring!"

The Bros. Warner: "nik cage?? we luvz him! we wanna see watz he look like!!"

Nic Cage: "I cry a lot. My emotions are very close to my surface. I don't want to hold anything in so it festers and turns into pus - a pustule of emotion that explodes into a festering cesspool of depression." (Actual quote!)

The Bros. Warner: "no."

"hey dat brianne singer says he wanna do sooopaman! it can't get WORSE couldz it??"

Routh (nasally): "WROOOOOONG!!!"

 

[Panthro]

The Bros. Warner: "hey we shuld do anudda sooopaman movie!! it wil be da bestest eva!!"

"uh-yu! but who shuld be da direct guy or wateva?"

Tim Burton: "Hey guys, I have this FANTASTIC idea for Superman, with Nic Cage starring!"

The Bros. Warner: "nik cage?? we luvz him! we wanna see watz he look like!!"

Nic Cage: "I cry a lot. My emotions are very close to my surface. I don't want to hold anything in so it festers and turns into pus - a pustule of emotion that explodes into a festering cesspool of depression." (Actual quote!)

The Bros. Warner: "no."

"hey dat brianne singer says he wanna do sooopaman! it can't get WORSE couldz it??"

Routh (nasally): "WROOOOOONG!!!"

 

[\S/uperman]

Donner:

You want modern? Ok. You will have to do better than O'hearn though fellas.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: You don´t count O´Hearn, you´re from a fan film!
O´HEARN: Maybe, but at least I don´t look like some wimpy metrosexual emo!
WELLING: Hey!
ROUTH: Huh Tom, I think he was talking to me.
WELLING: Oh.

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: You don´t count O´Hearn, you´re from a fan film!
O´HEARN: Maybe, but at least I don´t look like some wimpy metrosexual emo!
WELLING: Hey!
ROUTH: Huh Tom, I think he was talking to me.
WELLING: Oh.

 

[Kal El Vis]

Supermen: "One of us just farted. Can YOU guess who??"

 

[\S/uperman]

Tom: Hey I may not get to play Superman but,
sadly even this looks better than the SR costume.

 

[aka Kal el]

Supermen: "ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS"(LOL)

 

[Panthro]

Tom: Hey I may not get to play Superman but,
sadly even this looks better than the SR costume.

 

[Webhead2006]

good ones

 

[\S/uperman]

Cain: Stop ripping off my interpretation of Clark Kent!

Welling: I'm not! I mean, I tried to but notice my total lack of charisma?!

Cain: True.

Welling: Can't we pick on Routh instead like everyone else does?

Cain: No. He already got his, they are rebooting Superman without him.

Welling: Actually they are rebooting without any of us.

Cain: You are so dead.

 

[Panthro]

Cain: Stop ripping off my interpretation of Clark Kent!

Welling: I'm not! I mean, I tried to but notice my total lack of charisma?!

Cain: True.

Welling: Can't we pick on Routh instead like everyone else does?

Cain: No. He already got his, they are rebooting Superman without him.

Welling: Actually they are rebooting without any of us.

Cain: You are so dead.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

DEAN CAIN: "It's a trick. Get an axe."
TOM WELLING: "I have an axe."
DEAN: "Okay, now go get a chainsaw."
TOM: "Are you sure this Army of Darkness reference works? This feels more like a scene from Matrix Reloaded, you know that other big fight in the Merovingian's house."
DEAN: "I wouldn't know, I fell asleep by that point."

 

[Panthro]

TOM WELLING: "You'll get my axe when you pry it from my cold dead hands!"
DEAN CAIN: "I can do that."

 

[Panthro]

TOM WELLING: "There Can Be Only One!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cain: Stop ripping off my interpretation of Clark Kent!

Welling: I'm not! I mean, I tried to but notice my total lack of charisma?!

Cain: True.

Welling: Can't we pick on Routh instead like everyone else does?

Cain: No. He already got his, they are rebooting Superman without him.

Welling: Actually they are rebooting without any of us.

Cain: You are so dead.

hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: So Clark, do you like my new costume?

SUPERMAN: It´s awesome, now fanboys will have a lot more reasons to b**** and moan about than my maroon red or small shield...

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: So Clark, do you like my new costume?

SUPERMAN: It´s awesome, now fanboys will have a lot more reasons to b**** and moan about than my maroon red or small shield...