The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[manofsteel4life]

 

[elgaz]

Updated, had to add in a Superman logo

 

[manofsteel4life]

everyone whos posted caps in this thread is going to hell lol

 

[Rodrigo90]

KATE: Oh ****!!!!

 

[Panthro]

KATE: "What do you mean we're not in Zack Snyder's reboot?!"

 

[Superman 1265]

I keep thinking of a way to joke about this picture, but I can only come up with tentacle rape jokes.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the kneel before Zod one!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Give up, we will NEVER work for you, Rothman!

 

[ultimatefan]

SINGER: I want to apologize to Superman fans everywhere. The movie I made, although I had good intentions, was way too nostalgic of the Richard Donner movie, and way too much of a "chick flick", without nearly as much action as it should have had. If I could go back, I´d do it a lot different.

ROUTH: Too little, too late, you career-killer you!

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: Hi, I´m TV´s new Wonder Woman!

NERD: The costume sucks! Way too shiny and bright! It should have darker, more muted colors!!

SUPERMAN: Oh, really?! That´s Good to know, you buncha hypocrites!!

 

[Panthro]

SINGER: I want to apologize to Superman fans everywhere. The movie I made, although I had good intentions, was way too nostalgic of the Richard Donner movie, and way too much of a "chick flick", without nearly as much action as it should have had. If I could go back, I´d do it a lot different.

ROUTH: Too little, too late, you career-killer you!

 

[Panthro]

WW: Hi, I´m TV´s new Wonder Woman!

NERD: The costume sucks! Way too shiny and bright! It should have darker, more muted colors!!

SUPERMAN: Oh, really?! That´s Good to know, you buncha hypocrites!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: Do you think Leonard will end up with Penny in The Big Bang Theory?
BATMAN: Did Rachel end up with Ross in Friends?
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: Did Niles end up with Daphne in Frasier?
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: Did Jim end up with Pam in The Office?
SUPERMAN: So far, yes.
BATMAN: So...
SUPERMAN: Wait, Will didn´t end up with Grace!
BATMAN: Clark...
SUPERMAN: I thought they looked cute together, okay? Sue me.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: Do you think Leonard will end up with Penny in The Big Bang Theory?
BATMAN: Did Rachel end up with Ross in Friends?
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: Did Niles end up with Daphne in Frasier?
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: Did Jim end up with Pam in The Office?
SUPERMAN: So far, yes.
BATMAN: So...
SUPERMAN: Wait, Will didn´t end up with Grace!
BATMAN: Clark...
SUPERMAN: I thought they looked cute together, okay? Sue me.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

BOSWORTH: Hey, what´s all this enthusiasm about Amy Adams playing Lois instead of me?! Give me one reason!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/24394/amy-adams.jpg

ADAMS: I´m a three-time Oscar nominee. I look much more convincing as an adult professional woman. I can actually play spunk and attitude.

BOSWORTH: I said ONE, dammit! Are you deaf?! Doesn´t know how to count?!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

BOSWORTH: Hey, what´s all this enthusiasm about Amy Adams playing Lois instead of me?! Give me one reason!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/24394/amy-adams.jpg

ADAMS: I´m a three-time Oscar nominee. I look much more convincing as an adult professional woman. I can actually play spunk and attitude.

BOSWORTH: I said ONE, dammit! Are you deaf?! Doesn´t know how to count?!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

(MANIP BY MAJIK)

ADAMS: Lois Lane? Not yet, but I get that a lot.

 

[J.Howlett]

Not that anyone cares around here about Returns but the Superman Anthology has been announced on Blu Ray and it includes the "Return to Krypton" opening sequence for Returns as one of the deleted scenes.
http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/superman-motion-picture-anthology.html

 

[J.Howlett]

ultimatefan,

Is that a legit picture of Amy Adams as brunette? The one where she's looking over her shoulder?

 

[sf2]

SINGER: I want to apologize to Superman fans everywhere. The movie I made, although I had good intentions, was way too nostalgic of the Richard Donner movie, and way too much of a "chick flick", without nearly as much action as it should have had. If I could go back, I´d do it a lot different.

ROUTH: Too little, too late, you career-killer you!

how do you do that??? it looks kinda real. indeed singer is superman /routh's kryptonite.

 

[sf2]

Not that anyone cares around here about Returns but the Superman Anthology has been announced on Blu Ray and it includes the "Return to Krypton" opening sequence for Returns as one of the deleted scenes.
http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/superman-motion-picture-anthology.html

wow, they really wanna squeeze out every single drop from the previous movies.

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: You know, I just came up with a new TV show/at home drinking game.

BATMAN: Really? What's it called?

SUPERMAN: "Guess Who's Getting A Reboot Now?"

BATMAN: ****!

 

[DarkKnight FTW]

SUPERMAN: You know, I just came up with a new TV show/at home drinking game.

BATMAN: Really? What's it called?

SUPERMAN: "Guess Who's Getting A Reboot Now?"

BATMAN: ****!

t:

but it won't be a reboot. It's a re-imagining...kinda like going from the dark and gloomy world of Burton to the Campy and Neon world of Schumacher (Hopefully, not nearly as disastrous!)

 

[SuperDaniel]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Best caption ever!!!!

 

[Kal-El.9859]

some...ok, most of these are flat out funny as hell