The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[MOS]

This is why you leave Tim Sale to Batman.

 

[BH/HHH]

This is why you leave Tim Sale to Batman.

Superman looking like that actually works well with the stories hes drawn him in. He slimmed him down in Superman Kryptonite

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Stupid fan boys. Boring this, boyscout that, I'll make 'em all pay..."

 

[X Knight]

is this an actual story/Graphic Novel?

 

[MOS]

Superman looking like that actually works well with the stories hes drawn him in. He slimmed him down in Superman Kryptonite

Actually, that was meant to be a caption. Sorry for the confusion.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, love the bullet one.

See, even Superman can look scarier than those *****, whiny, emo, metrossexual, homoerotic Twilight vampires!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks guys, love the bullet one.

See, even Superman can look scarier than those *****, whiny, emo, metrossexual, homoerotic Twilight vampires!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[hopefuldreamer]

is this an actual story/Graphic Novel?

Yes, and a really good one too IMO. Deals with how Superman feels about his mortality, how he doesn't really know his limits and is actually not sure if certain feats may be his last.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Ohhhh... oh no... Damn it I knew I shouldn't have ordered extra beans on that burrito... arggh... I hope I can make it back to the fortress before... oh, boy.... holditinholditinholditinholdit... OH NO!!!!"

 

[super-t]

Pshhh...Peter Griffen my ass!!!

 

[GreenKToo]

Wait till they get a load of me

 

[kal-elrebooted]

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Supergirl: That is for stealing my f@*#ing sleeves and wearing that stupid @$$ outfit!

 

[BlueLantern]

That's not even funny since it just makes you seem like a bandwagon jumper.

'Oh look I hate the suit too. Me too! Me too!'

 

[kal-elrebooted]

That's not even funny since it just makes you seem like a bandwagon jumper.

'Oh look I hate the suit too. Me too! Me too!'

No i'm not on a bandwagon, i've been hating the new suit since the day the relaunch was announced.

 

[BlueLantern]

The suit wasn't revealed when the relaunch was announced. It was a little while later that they announced the suit....

 

[kal-elrebooted]

The suit wasn't revealed when the relaunch was announced. It was a little while later that they announced the suit....

http://www.**************.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=38401

I was referring to the first look of the new justice on the same day the relaunch was annouced

 

[BlueLantern]

Well sir maybe you should be more accurate next time.

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/22122/mq_003.jpg

Hello ladies,

Look at Brandon Routh, now back to me,
Now back to Brandon Routh, NOW BACK TO ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped gelling his hair like a schoolboy,
He could look like he's me.
Look up in the sky, look down again,
Where are you?
You're in Metropolis,
With the hero you've always longed for.
SWAN-DIVE!
Into the best Superman film of all time.
Anything is possible with a jaw this good.

I'm in red undies.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

'Wow, Dr Hamilton's theory was right... I can hold my breath for a really long time!

Just a pity he didn't figure on the side effect. All that air has puffed me up like a marshmallow!'

 

[kal-elrebooted]

Well sir maybe you should be more accurate next time.

Look , I just did this fun ok? No need to get offensive because you didn't find it funny

 

[hopefuldreamer]

SUPERMAN: Bruce... I asked for white coffee. I know you heard me say it. Did they run out of milk or is this another one of your...

BATMAN: I LIKE IT BLACK!

SUPERMAN: Right, thought so.

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff's been funny.

SUPERMAN: "So I saw Captain America The First Avenger."
BATMAN: "And?"
SUPERMAN: "And a damn good film it is. Of course it would have been a better viewing experience if I hadn't been sandwiched in between a cougher and a bunch of bratty little kids, neither of whom would turn off their damn cell phones."
BATMAN: "Yeah I hate when that happens."
SUPERMAN: "Seriously, I just wanted to melt the whole bunch of 'em with my heat vision, or at least give them 3rd degree burns. I mean, really? Is it so hard to turn off your damn cell phone and keep your damn mouth shut when your at the movies?"
BATMAN: "Some people, I tell ya, they ain't got no respect for anyone."
SUPERMAN: "Makes you wonder why we do this job at all doesn't it?"
BATMAN: "It does, it really does."

 

[Logan's Lady]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/22122/mq_003.jpg

Hello ladies,

Look at Brandon Routh, now back to me,
Now back to Brandon Routh, NOW BACK TO ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped gelling his hair like a schoolboy,
He could look like he's me.
Look up in the sky, look down again,
Where are you?
You're in Metropolis,
With the hero you've always longed for.
SWAN-DIVE!
Into the best Superman film of all time.
Anything is possible with a jaw this good.

I'm in red undies.

Great Stuff!

 

[manofsteel4life]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/22122/mq_003.jpg

Hello ladies,

Look at Brandon Routh, now back to me,
Now back to Brandon Routh, NOW BACK TO ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped gelling his hair like a schoolboy,
He could look like he's me.
Look up in the sky, look down again,
Where are you?
You're in Metropolis,
With the hero you've always longed for.
SWAN-DIVE!
Into the best Superman film of all time.
Anything is possible with a jaw this good.

I'm in red undies.

lol...

 

[BlueLantern]

Look , I just did this fun ok? No need to get offensive because you didn't find it funny

I know. Just pointing out some grammatical errors.

Might also be worth not using one of the better renditions of the new suit when poking fun at it.