The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, cool stuff too.

 

[Panthro]

made me chuckle

Thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP. STACY: Uncle Ben has to die because Peter used his powers sefishly and irresponsibly, and that is the catalyst for him to become Spider-Man. To mess with that is missing the point of the comics.

SPIDER-MAN: You mean, like Cowboys And Aliens missed the point of the graphic novel?

CAP. STACY: Sure, if you´d call shooting a missile at a target, then it turning around and hitting you right in the keyster "missing the point".

 

[Panthro]

CAP. STACY: Uncle Ben has to die because Peter used his powers sefishly and irresponsibly, and that is the catalyst for him to become Spider-Man. To mess with that is missing the point of the comics.

SPIDER-MAN: You mean, like Cowboys And Aliens missed the point of the graphic novel?

CAP. STACY: Sure, if you´d call shooting a missile at a target, then it turning around and hitting you right in the keyster "missing the point".

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: I, I didn´t kill her... I don´t think I did... I mean, i was trying to save her, she would have probably died from falling that height anyway, I was trying to grab her before she fell into the water... C´mon, read the frikking comic book, it´s pretty dubious, dammit!! Reasonable doubt, anyone?!

 

[Alvin Draper]

Peter: Wow... You smell nice.
Gwen: That better be your utility belt pushing against my leg.
Peter: What?! What are you talking about?

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: I, I didn´t kill her... I don´t think I did... I mean, i was trying to save her, she would have probably died from falling that height anyway, I was trying to grab her before she fell into the water... C´mon, read the frikking comic book, it´s pretty dubious, dammit!! Reasonable doubt, anyone?!

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Peter: Wow... You smell nice.
Gwen: That better be your utility belt pushing against my leg.
Peter: What?! What are you talking about?

Hahahahaha

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Great stuff guys

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Why settle for Mark Zuckerberg when you can have Eduardo Saverin?"
SPIDEY: "Gwen I'm not Ed-"
GWEN: "Hush! Don't ruin my fantasy!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

GWEN: "Why settle for Mark Zuckerberg when you can have Eduardo Saverin?"
SPIDEY: "Gwen I'm not Ed-"
GWEN: "Hush! Don't ruin my fantasy!"

Hilarious ^^

JEWNICORN!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

GWEN: Honey, see these tights you´re wearing?

SPIDEY:Yeah.

GWEN: Now look at yourself in the mirror.

SPIDEY: Uh, okay.

GWEN: Now tell me, what do you see?

SPIDEY: Uh, a superhero, I guess. I think I actually look pretty good, ripped and...

GWEN: Sure, sure, whatever. But tell me, do you see Spider-Man?

SPIDEY: What? Uh, I am Spider-Man, you know. And it´s blue and red and has the webbing and...

GWEN: No. Nononono. You kinda sorta look like Spider-Man, but you don´t really look like him. Now go back and put on the actual costume, you know, more like the Sam Raimi one. Chop Chop!

SPIDEY: B-but sweetheart, this is a reboot, we´re trying to bring a new vision to the...

GWEN: Honey.

SPIDEY: (sighs) Yes, dear.

 

[Panthro]

Hilarious ^^

JEWNICORN!!!

Thanks.

Funny one UF. Who knew Gwen was such a fan girl purist? t:

$10 bucks says Marvel adapts that costume into the mainstream books at some point.

 

[ultimatefan]

Dammit, those librarian chicks are all sex freaks!

 

[Panthro]

Dammit, those librarian chicks are all sex freaks!

Hehehehehehehehehe, it's always the ones you least suspect.

SPIDEY: "Damn, all I said was that I didn't like Harry Potter and would not be purchasing JK Rowling's first non-Potter related novel."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

 

[Curmudgeon]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

Classic Spidey...

 

[Panthro]

Classic Spidey...

Thanks.

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Dammit, those librarian chicks are all sex freaks!

Hahahaha
Good one mate!

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "That's right Zuckerberg, I'm boinking her and you're not!"

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

^ Hahaha!!

 

[ITheSymbioteI]

Spidey: Dude...your penis is missing!

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Spidey: Dude...your penis is missing!

So many memes can be made from this one!
We have a winner with this one.

 

[ITheSymbioteI]

So many memes can be made from this one!
We have a winner with this one.