The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[socool]

Peter: Fans think there so smart. They think I'm looking down because of my darker tone but really I'm making sure they don't see Venom in my eye.

This one was perfect. You have NO idea how perfect it was...to me

 

[ultimatefan]

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Here I am, the new Captain Stacy, Benjamin Button edition!

 

[Milu]

Peter: Fans think there so smart. They think I'm looking down because of my darker tone but really I'm making sure they don't see Venom in my eye.

Good times.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

GWEN: I love the Smiths.
PETER: Sorry?
GWEN: I said I love the Smiths. You have good taste in music.
PETER: You love the Smiths?
GWEN: Yeah... "to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die" -- I love 'em.

PETER: Holy s**t.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GWEN: Will you love me forever?
PETER: Will you be a jealous b**** who resents me, even though I´m saving lives and putting bad guys in jail, just cuz you have no real talent and your acting/singing career is going down the tubes?
GWEN: Hell no.
PETER: Then yes.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wonder if Black Cat will star in my series
Hope she doesn't puke cause I'm young

 

[Panthro]

Wonder if Black Cat will star in my series
Hope she doesn't puke cause I'm young

Hahahaha

 

[Dark Sentinel]

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LEARY: No "Rescue Me" jokes dammit! I'm Dennis f***ing Leary and I'm in a Spider-Man movie!

It's really the only quote you need t:

 

[ultimatefan]

How the hell am I gonna wear a tight mask when I practically wear a cheerleader´s pompom on my head?!

When they told me this was a "reboot", they never said it literally meant to repeatedly get boot on my ass!!

 

[SPider-T0rch]

(looking at puddle on the ground) Wait...what is that in my eye?...is that..Venom..?

 

[Panthro]

All those captions were great, I especially liked the one about his hair being too long for the mask.

 

[Knight Rise]

Spider-Man: And if you look to the right of my head, you'll see the next villain: ELECTRO! Yes, ignore these claw marks and sewage remains covering my body. I was attacked by a vicious man in a lion suit that I was chasing through the sewers. It's all in the background my friends. It's all in the background

 

[spider-neil]

*round the corner from aunt may's*

peter parker - 'so...another night of crime fighting...
back pack - check!
gloves - check!
top - check!
pants - check!
I'm missing something...I know I'm missing something'

passer by - 'say, aren't you peter parker that lives with may parker in forest hills? what's with the spidey outfit...?'

peter - 'BLAST!!'

 

[Panthro]

This is me stealing ultimatefan's signature -

SPIDER-MAN: "This is me proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies."

 

[ModestMr.Green]

Katy Perry is what gives Peter that spider-bulge.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

That´s right, my web shooters are mechanical now... But my costume is organic and grows out of my skin, these are scales, not silkscreens, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m responsible for my Uncle Ben´s death, my powers are a gift and a curse, my superhero duties ruin my studies, my work, my relationships... And now I lost a f***ing Golden Globe to Batman!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Wow, they weren´t kidding when they said the budget for this one was a lot smaller...

 

[ModestMr.Green]

'****. Can't afford car insurance on a photographer's budget.'

 

[ultimatefan]

BOWFINGER: SUCK IT IN. THAT'S GOOD. NOW LOOK. In this scene, you´re hurting insie. You're not sure who to trust. You wanna run into the arms of your beloved.

EMMA Hi, I'm Emma.

BOWFINGER:When I yell "action," you are gonna run from point "a" over there to point "b" over here.

GARFIELD: That seems kinda hard.

BOWFINGER: Think of it as an errand. Your errand is to run across the street.

GARFIELD: Oh, I get it. But that doesn't seem a little dangerous though?

BOWFINGER: We have professional stuntmen doing the driving. you'll be completely safe.

GARFIELD: that's how they do it! I was wondering.

 

[ultimatefan]

BOWFINGER: Stunt drivers. okay, you ready to do one?

GARFIELD: Sure. they're going really fast! Yeesh!

BOWFINGER: ACTION!!

BOWFINGER: Come on, Andrew, action!!

BOWFINGER:ACTION!!

GARFIELD:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[EliteF50]

Lmao!!! ^

 

[spider-neil]

Spidey - 'If I look down and don't make eye contact hopefully no one will notice the wet patch around my crouth. that lizard sure is one scary monster'