The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[ultimatefan]

EMMA STONE: Hi, I´m hot redhead actress Emma Stone and I´m a candidate... to play hot blonde character Gwen Stacy!

TERESA PALMER: And I´m hot blonde actress Teresa Palmer, candidate for the hot redhead character Mary Jane!

COMIC BOOK GUY: For the love of God, not again!

 

[ultimatefan]

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RANDY JONES: Those bastards stole our act!

GLENN HUGHES: And we´d never dress up as superheroes! Those colorful comic book suits look way too gay!

 

[Panthro]

EMMA STONE: Hi, I´m hot redhead actress Emma Stone and I´m a candidate... to play hot blonde character Gwen Stacy!

TERESA PALMER: And I´m hot blonde actress Teresa Palmer, candidate for the hot redhead character Mary Jane!

COMIC BOOK GUY: For the love of God, not again!

 

[Ken-Kaniff]

It wasnt THAT funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

^It was for him. I think the whole situation of redhead MJ being played by a blonde and blonde Gwen played by a redhead in the original movies was funny.

 

[Ken-Kaniff]

^It was for him. I think the whole situation of redhead MJ being played by a blonde and blonde Gwen played by a redhead in the original movies was funny.

It is funny in a way, but if it works better that way, I have nothing against it if they would do that again in the new franchise for example.

 

[ultimatefan]

^I wouldn´t have anything against it either, just goofying around with it.

 

[Panthro]

EMMA STONE: "Is my being 5 years younger than Andrew Garfield really that big of a deal? I mean how many people seriously complained about Kirsten Dunst playing MJ opposite Tobey Maguire when she was like 8 years younger than him?"

 

[Oscorp]

EMMA STONE: "Oh, I remember those days when I was a blonde. God that was awful, I hated it. Lucky me I fit so well with red. I'll NEVER go back to blond again!"

MARC WEBB: "Uhm...you're cast as Gwen Stacy you know......"

EMMA STONE: "Dammit!"


EDIT: Man that pic was huge :S

 

[Panthro]

EMMA STONE: "Oh, I remember those days when I was a blonde. God that was awful, I hated it. Lucky me I fit so well with red. I'll NEVER go back to blond again!"

MARC WEBB: "Uhm...you're cast as Gwen Stacy you know......"

EMMA STONE: "Dammit!"


EDIT: Man that pic was huge :S

My sentiments exactly.

 

[Oscorp]

Even worse is, I can't get it smaller no matter how I try :P

 

[kedrell]

Here you go:

 

[kedrell]

Tobey: "C'mon, you didn't actually think I was a boxers guy, did ya?"

 

[kedrell]

Peter: "It's me, Uncle Ben. Peter."
Uncle Ben: "Glad you're here, kiddo. Got a few things to tell ya. First, l want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average."
Peter: "Yes, sir."
Uncle Ben: "Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what I did. I married for love, and your Aunt Betty has been a nightmare."
Peter: "But my Aunt's name is May."
Uncle Ben: "Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord. It's all in here...[points to his pants] Hot young tail's what it's all about."
Peter: "I'll make you proud, Uncle Ben."

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, ah that crazy Uncle Ben...

UNCLE BEN: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
PETER: "The needs of the few..."
UNCLE BEN: "Or the one... I have been and forever shall be... your friend... live long... and prosper." [dies]
PETER: "Huh. Now I know how Captain Kirk felt."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the Emma Stone one b****ing about being blonde.

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA: Hi,`I´m Emma Stone and I play Gweb in the Spider-Man film reboot!

TOBEY: Okay, NOW this franchise got really interesting!

MARC WEBB: Huh Tobey, you don´t work in the franchise anymore, remember? Spidey now´s played by Andrew Garfield.

TOBEY: C´mon, I could have a cameo as an older character, like say, Norman Osborn in the Sins Past storyline...

 

[Oscorp]

UNCLE BEN: "Before I die, please pull my finger Pete"
PETER: *pulls finger*
UNCLE BEN: *farts*
PETER:
UNCLE BEN:

 

[Ken-Kaniff]

^^lol @ Oscorp!

 

[Oscorp]

thanks man!

 

[Panthro]

t:Funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

MARC WEBB: "Well come on you lazy fan boys, I just cast Rhys Ifans as the Lizard! Get some pics of him in here and start making jokes about it damn you!"

 

[kedrell]

I can't wait for the Geico jokes to start.

 

[TheSlag]

Tobey: "C'mon, you didn't actually think I was a boxers guy, did ya?"

LOL.. what no photoshop of Spideyroo Undies?!?!?!?!?? t:

 

[ultimatefan]

MARC WEBB: This time, we want Peter to be more of a smart-aleck, and less of a whiner.

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TOBEY: That hurts! You´re mean! You´re a mean, mean, meanie!!