The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Maximum Carnage]

.. Spectacular was cancelled!?! WTF?!

 

[Panthro]

.. Spectacular was cancelled!?! WTF?!

Political reasons. Sad, really.

 

[SpiderByte]

At least it frees up the creator to do 'Young Justice' :S

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Political reasons? Lol. Wtf?

 

[Panthro]

Political reasons? Lol. Wtf?

Disney didn't want to cut through the red tape to buy it from Sony, basically.

 

[kedrell]

I thought Sony had already given up the TV rights back to Marvel?

 

[ultimatefan]

JAMIE BELL: Hi, I´m Jamie Bell and I may play Spider-Man in the reboot. Remember when you said Tobey Maguire wasn´t cool and charismatic enough to play Spidey, wow, don´t ya feel stupid now, huh?

 

[Panthro]

JAMIE BELL: Hi, I´m Jamie Bell and I may play Spider-Man in the reboot. Remember when you said Tobey Maguire wasn´t cool and charismatic enough to play Spidey, wow, don´t ya feel stupid now, huh?

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Aw, Jamie Bell. Trying to be all seductive.. got his bedroom eyes out there, and is stripping. Wtf is this from? Lol.

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[ultimatefan]

CROWD: That´s right, we´re auditioning to play Spider-Man too!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOSH HUTCHERSON: Yeah I want to play Spider-Man I´m autidioning to play Spider-Man I´d love to play Spider-Man I´m trying to get the role of Spider-Man maybe I can play Spíder-Man yeah I´m auditioning don´t know if you heard but I want to play Spider-Man...

TOBEY: We got it, we f***ing got it, you wanna play Spider-Man, you´re auditioning, now shut your pie hole about it for two f***ing seconds!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

GARFIELD: Well, now that I´m Spider-Man, I´m gonna cut all that tiresome jumping around and swinging, you´ll find out that spiders suddenly developed a taste for lasagna and a hatred for mondays...

ANDREW GARFIELD: They didn´t mean YOU, Garfield, they meant me... Garfield... Nevermind.

 

[Panthro]

JOSH HUTCHERSON: Yeah I want to play Spider-Man I´m autidioning to play Spider-Man I´d love to play Spider-Man I´m trying to get the role of Spider-Man maybe I can play Spíder-Man yeah I´m auditioning don´t know if you heard but I want to play Spider-Man...

TOBEY: We got it, we f***ing got it, you wanna play Spider-Man, you´re auditioning, now shut your pie hole about it for two f***ing seconds!!!

 

[Panthro]

GARFIELD: Well, now that I´m Spider-Man, I´m gonna cut all that tiresome jumping around and swinging, you´ll find out that spiders suddenly developed a taste for lasagna and a hatred for mondays...

ANDREW GARFIELD: They didn´t mean YOU, Garfield, they meant me... Garfield... Nevermind.

 

[Panthro]

CROWD: That´s right, we´re auditioning to play Spider-Man too!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: They replaced me with this Andrew Garfield guy?! What does he have that I don´t, say one thing!!

ANDREW GARFIELD: I´m younger than you, I worked with Terry Gilliam, shared scenes with Robert Redford and Heath Ledger, look more like Peter Parker...

TOBEY: I said ONE, you f***ing a**hole!! You deaf or something?!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Tobey looks like a dick in that picture..

 

[ultimatefan]

^He´s known for his hatred of photographers.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

I've .. never known this. What an ass. He played a real ******* in Brothers as well.. I could totally see him having a bad side.

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: They replaced me with this Andrew Garfield guy?! What does he have that I don´t, say one thing!!

ANDREW GARFIELD: I´m younger than you, I worked with Terry Gilliam, shared scenes with Robert Redford and Heath Ledger, look more like Peter Parker...

TOBEY: I said ONE, you f***ing a**hole!! You deaf or something?!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Lol!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

We need to reinvigorate this thread! >D!

 

[ultimatefan]

^undoubtedly.


And now, as a special treat for fans eagerly awaiting the Spider-Man reboot, a never-before-seen Spider-Man 3 extra....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QOIo8DE9zo

TOBEY: That wasn´t supposed to get released, dammit!!