The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

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Dr. Connors: So, Peter.. this is the fetish man lingerie costume I made for you.
Peter: What the....

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Peter: That's it! you're sick! I'm out of here!

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Peter: Actually that costume was awesome, too bad it wasn't pink.
Hehehehehehe
 
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DR. CONNORS: "You know Pete your new girlfriend Carlie Cooper is kinda lame."
PETER: "If you think she's lame in person you should see her in the sack. Definitely not as passionate as MJ, or as open minded as Felicia."
CONNORS: "But if you could get a really hot chick to play her in the inevitable sequel-"

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PETER: "Dude..."

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PETER: "Don't even try to give me hope."
 
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Mr. Fantastic: For the last time,I don't want you in The Fantastic 4!
 
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Mr. Fantastic: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "You traded in Mary-Jane Watson for Carlie Cooper?! What is wrong with you?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Carlie just dumped me."
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh. Well, serves you right you idiot."
 
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VENOM: "Regular Beer!"

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SPIDER-MAN: "Light Beer!"
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "You traded in Mary-Jane Watson for Carlie Cooper?! What is wrong with you?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Carlie just dumped me."
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh. Well, serves you right you idiot."

Is this the same Panthro from Rotten Tomatoes?
 
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On the Venom ride,you'll be going at this speed.

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On the Spiderman ride,you'll be going at this speed.


Which ride do you like better?
 
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Spidey: Wheeeeee! Whe Whe Wheeeeeee!

Veno: Ok, my turn!

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Veno: Wheeeee! Whe Whe Wheeeeeee!

Spidey: I know, like.....I Know!
 
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Spiderman: I hope this helps you with your headache?
Venom: It is.
 
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"What?! Tygra finally got a focus episode on the new Thundercats remake and I missed it?! Aw damn it I knew should have set the DVR before I left..."
 
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Spiderman: Please vote for me as President of The United States.I'll make sure that the economy gets better.If not,you can have The Hulk beat me to a pulp.
 
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MARC: "Haha yeah, they thought the snout was this big! And had a page worth of debate over it! Imagine how mad those fanboys will be when they find out the actual size!"
SALLY: "Tell me about it! I can't believe you put out that PEZ dispenser picture as a Lizard reveal, too!"
MARC: "All in good marketing, Sally. All in good marketing."
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MARC: "So we played a prank on Zooey back when we made 500 Days of Summer by telling her Joe Gordon Levitt was *THIS* big..."
SALLY: "Oh that's just so wrong... but oh so funny!"
 
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Peter: Ouch...this is just like that one scene in A Christmas Story....except my tongue is no where near the pole.
 
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