The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Oscorp]

^LMAO good one!

 

[Panthro]

Dr. Connors: So, Peter.. this is the fetish man lingerie costume I made for you.
Peter: What the....

Peter: That's it! you're sick! I'm out of here!

Peter: Actually that costume was awesome, too bad it wasn't pink.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

DR. CONNORS: "You know Pete your new girlfriend Carlie Cooper is kinda lame."
PETER: "If you think she's lame in person you should see her in the sack. Definitely not as passionate as MJ, or as open minded as Felicia."
CONNORS: "But if you could get a really hot chick to play her in the inevitable sequel-"

PETER: "Dude..."

PETER: "Don't even try to give me hope."

 

[VenomSpawn]

^ Hahaha

 

[Panthro]

^ Hahaha

Thanks.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Mr. Fantastic: For the last time,I don't want you in The Fantastic 4!

 

[Panthro]

Mr. Fantastic: For the last time,I don't want you in The Fantastic 4!

Hahahahaha

I don't even want him in the Avengers.

 

[Panthro]

Mr. Fantastic: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You traded in Mary-Jane Watson for Carlie Cooper?! What is wrong with you?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Carlie just dumped me."
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh. Well, serves you right you idiot."

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: "Regular Beer!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Light Beer!"

 

[UltimateWebhead]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You traded in Mary-Jane Watson for Carlie Cooper?! What is wrong with you?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Carlie just dumped me."
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh. Well, serves you right you idiot."

Is this the same Panthro from Rotten Tomatoes?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

On the Venom ride,you'll be going at this speed.

On the Spiderman ride,you'll be going at this speed.


Which ride do you like better?

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: Wheeeeee! Whe Whe Wheeeeeee!

Veno: Ok, my turn!

Veno: Wheeeee! Whe Whe Wheeeeeee!

Spidey: I know, like.....I Know!

 

[Panthro]

Is this the same Panthro from Rotten Tomatoes?

Nope, totally different Panthro.

Love what you guys have done with Venom & Spider-Man swinging each other around.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Spiderman: I hope this helps you with your headache?
Venom: It is.

 

[Panthro]

"What?! Tygra finally got a focus episode on the new Thundercats remake and I missed it?! Aw damn it I knew should have set the DVR before I left..."

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Spiderman: Please vote for me as President of The United States.I'll make sure that the economy gets better.If not,you can have The Hulk beat me to a pulp.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This is The Silver Surfer in his Earthly disguise.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UL.

 

[Curmudgeon]

I love this thread.

 

[Panthro]

Spiderman: "Thumbs up for guy love!"

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

MARC: "Haha yeah, they thought the snout was this big! And had a page worth of debate over it! Imagine how mad those fanboys will be when they find out the actual size!"
SALLY: "Tell me about it! I can't believe you put out that PEZ dispenser picture as a Lizard reveal, too!"
MARC: "All in good marketing, Sally. All in good marketing."

 

[Panthro]

MARC: "So we played a prank on Zooey back when we made 500 Days of Summer by telling her Joe Gordon Levitt was *THIS* big..."
SALLY: "Oh that's just so wrong... but oh so funny!"

 

[Marvel Spider]

Peter: Ouch...this is just like that one scene in A Christmas Story....except my tongue is no where near the pole.

 

[Juicy J]