The Worst movie you've ever seen

[X-Punisher]

Soul Plane...on a dare.

 

[X-Punisher]

mary poppings

Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever)

Not as bad as those porno's with the mystery/horror twists. They get into the plot waaaaay to much.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

The Blair Witch project was boring.

 

[Cracker Jack]

Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD

Sheesh!! I thought I was the only one who seen that worthless piece of garbage. Another one is Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.

 

[Mr. Credible]

you bite your tongue, cracker jack!

kung pow is pure comedic gold.

 

[Cracker Jack]

you bite your tongue, cracker jack!

kung pow is pure comedic gold.

Pure comedic gold?! I'd rather bite my tongue than sit through that movie again. Now if you want pure comedic gold try I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka.

 

[Mr. Credible]

ew.

different strokes, i suppose.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Police Academy 7 Mission To Moscow
Critters 3
Wayne's World 2
Universal Soldier 2: The Return
Vegas Vacation
Crocodile Dundee 2
Career Opportunities
A Day Without A Mexican

 

[Abaddon]

Darkness with Anna Paquin.


MST2K worthy.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Darkness with Anna Paquin.


MST2K worthy.

not even 3k, huh?

 

[Cracker Jack]

ew.

different strokes, i suppose.

Yep

Another stinker

The Gods must be crazy

 

[Abaddon]

not even 3k, huh?

Nopes.

 

[The Dark Defender]

The Blair Witch Project.

 

[cralias]

soul plane

 

[Flash-er]

Wolverine cries for you.

Part of the reason it's a bad movie. Wolverine's the John Wayne of the X-men, not a crybaby.

 

[newmexneon]

Batman & Robin

 

[samurai black]

Worst movie that tried to be good:

The Village, it was the worst piece of cinematic filmaking ever. The trailers/teasers for that movie were so off. I remember almost everyone in the theatre was booing at the end. It was the 1st time i'd ever seen that happen.
2nd worst movie that tried: Showgirls. Apparently Jessie couldn't save her career after that flick.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

^ agreed on both accounts.

 

[Ocelot]

That movie it touched me. Plus they had an Eddie Vedder song on it

What a nice young man I would never say anything rude about.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Killer Clowns from outer Space.
Craptacular!
no amount of beers could make this **** flick worth watching.

The Aliens all looked like clowns...except they looked like giant alien clowns...and the wanted to eat ppl.

they had guns that fired popcorn....which somehow killed people...and then to transport the meat they would wrap the people in fairy floss (that sugary fluffy candy stuff)
And their crappy space ship looked like a big top circus....


Seriously...That was an hour and a half of my life i would rather just forget all about!~

 

[RogueLDN]

the perfect storm, pure driven *****

 

[screech_turbo]

war of the worlds. (2005)

that movie really pissed me off. the special effects were good, but the film was damn stupid.

Spoiler

apparently, tom cruise is a dead beat dad. his family hates him, but everybody else loves him. when the aliens show up, everybody's like, "HEY, TOM!! WASSUP?" also, he has too much luck. after the e.m.p thing, tom somehow finds the only working car. he drives the car to his ex's home. which still has electricity. then he makes the kids sleep in the basement. while in the basement, a plane crashes into the house. later on, tom and the kids make it on to a ferry, while a bunch of people get left behind. then, later on, when the aliens are harvesting humans, everybody comes together to save tom (who kills the alien with grenades).what about the girl before him who got harvested? they just sat there while she died. then, he figures out that the aliens are dying. he tells the army to "LOOK AT THE G**D***** BIRDS!!" the army shoots up the aliens and they die. tom reunites with his ex wife and presumed dead son. wtf? the only good thing about the movie is when tom kills tim robbins. oh, and his son gets his ass kicked. that was pretty cool. another thing that bugged me about the emp scene was the digital camera that was still working afterwards.

 

[LEX]

House of 1000 Corpses
The tone and the reality-feel, I hated them. I turned off the movie 1 minute after I turned on the movie. Horrible.

War of the Worlds (original)
Obviously, they started making this movie WAY too early. It was boring and I fell asleep throughout the movie. I prefer the remake. And yes, I'd go through watching the placenta-eating Tom Cruise instead of watching this.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse


The Beach
Despite it being filmed in my hometown, it was a yawnfest.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Okay, I loved the fight scenes. I loved Darth Maul. But it was the Binks! I hate Jar Jar Bink! Burn in hell, Jar Jar!

 

[Prodigy]

In To The Blue ... winner!
also,
Mean Girls
House of 1000 Corpses
all Lord of the Rings movies

 

[X-Punisher]

I forgot one

Jury Duty