Thor caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehe, Thor'll never live down the helmet controversy.

COULSON: "You know there was only one good role in the Marvel movie franchise for an actor with Norse/Viking ancestry, and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!"
THOR : "Now you pump your breaks boy! That man is a national treasure!"
COULSON: "I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your barbie."
THOR: "That s*** ain't funny!"
COULSON: "Hey I'm just f***ing with you Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry the dingo ate your baby."
THOR: "You know that's a true story. A woman lost her kid."

THOR: "I've had it with you! I've had it with all of you! Ya hear me?! I... Want... Room Service! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold beer! I want the expensive ten thousand dollar a night hookers!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Loki, you have exactly 30 seconds to explain the difference between you and Charlie Sheen."

LOKI: "The difference between me and Charlie Sheen? My rants actually make sense."

 

[mc7791]

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Loki: Wonder Twin Powers.. activate!!!

Thor: you take the form of what a guy looks like when a large hammer goes through his body butt first!!!

Loki: Not even once can he play nice for a change!!!

 

[mc7791]

Loki: You know what your helmet looks like?

Loki: whats that Thor?

Thor: a pickup after its been thrown around by a tornado, dragged through the mud by its bumper, and set on fire after being hit by lightning.

Loki: after being hit by lightning.... OH CRAP!!

Thor: Loki stop trying to be like Hellboy please!!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!"
THOR: ""

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What did you pay the costumers to give you an extra large cod piece?"
LOKI: "Nope! This is all natural baby! Watch how I work it!"

 

[protocida]

"Thor starts regretting having chosen a staring contest as his way to match skills with the Destroyer."

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Tonight we're going hard hard h-hard! Tonight we're going hard hard h-hard! Tonight we're going hard! We are who we are!"
THOR: "Shut up."

 

[mc7791]

Loki: I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)
Tonight’s the night night
Let’s live it up
I got my money
Let’s spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let’s get get OFF
I know that we’ll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all
I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control
Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off
Lets paint the town
We’ll shut it down
Let’s burn the roof
And then we’ll do it again

Howard Stark: Thor what the hell is up with your brother? He looks like a cross between a demented Richard Simmons and a reject from the Village People!

Thor: Chill out Stark I will take care of this. sigh... Loki time for your daily beat down!!
Loki: I thought they were just weekly?
Thor: Not anymore.

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Destroyer of Asgard? Good afternoon. As a duly-designated representative of this city, county and the state of New Mexico, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
Coulson[offscreen]: "That ought'ta do it. Thanks very much, Thor."
Desrtoyer: "Are you a god?"
Thor: "Well...yes."
Destroyer: "Then...wait, wait....this joke's not really going to work with you. Is it?"
Thor: "Nope."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff ked, mc.

 

[Alientraveller]

"LOKI! Give me my skirt back please!"

"Ha! That'll teach you to host a toga party."

"Hercules and his stupid ideas..."

 

[Panthro]

^^Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOKI: "I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!"
THOR: ""

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's god of mischief, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, I live to see another day, we can try to understand the New York time's effect on man. Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ha ha ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ha ha ha. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well now I get low and I get and if I can't get either I really try. Got those wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' god of mischief and I just can't lose..."
THOR: "I didn't know he could pitch his voice that high..."

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What the hell you mean, people overseas are getting to see the movie before US?
COULSON: It helps the studio to prevent early copies to arrive in these countries through bootlegging.
THOR: So, you mean foreign fans actually have to thank piracy for getting advanced screenings?!
COULSON: Basically, yeah.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What the hell you mean, people overseas are getting to see the movie before US?
COULSON: It helps the studio to prevent early copies to arrive in these countries through bootlegging.
THOR: So, you mean foreign fans actually have to thank piracy for getting advanced screenings?!
COULSON: Basically, yeah.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: For an overbearing, sometimes arrogant and uber powerful Thunder God you are ok Thor.
Thor: Thank you. But you would not think that if you met Loki.
Coulson: Why is that?

Coulson: Yeesh.. I see.
Thor: and that is when he is on his medication.

 

[Panthro]

Coulson: For an overbearing, sometimes arrogant and uber powerful Thunder God you are ok Thor.
Thor: Thank you. But you would not think that if you met Loki.
Coulson: Why is that?

Coulson: Yeesh.. I see.
Thor: and that is when he is on his medication.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[lord-22]

Thor: "Destroyer of Asgard? Good afternoon. As a duly-designated representative of this city, county and the state of New Mexico, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
Coulson[offscreen]: "That ought'ta do it. Thanks very much, Thor."
Desrtoyer: "Are you a god?"
Thor: "Well...yes."
Destroyer: "Then...wait, wait....this joke's not really going to work with you. Is it?"
Thor: "Nope."

very clever

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Who is this Matt Fraction who slanders my father with his poor writing for the sake of a quick buck and another lame event nobody really even cares about?!"
COULSON: "I can give you his address... for a price."

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: didnt Marvel use AC/DC's Thunderstruck in one of IM2's tv spots?
Thor: yeah so?
Coulson: doesnt that tick you off that Thunderstruck is not being used in your T.V. spots?
Thor: No because with ability to move simultaneously between dimensions I can get more tail than Stark ever could.
Coulson: killer

 

[kedrell]

Coulson: "Are you jealous of how much babe-age Tony gets?"
Thor: "Hell no!"
Coulson: "Why? The dude's a babe magnet."
Thor: "Read between the lines, my friend. Basically all he's got is Paltrow. Sure, he had a one night stand with Leslie Bibb. But that'll never come again. And Johanssen's only ever around to c***tease him but he's got no real hope of hitting that. Now compare that with me. I've got Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Jaime Alexander all lining up to shizzle my nizzle."
Couslon: "You sir, are a playa."
Thor: "Verily."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff mc, ked. Gotta love Thor being a 'playa'.

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: You keep in such good shape Thor. How do you do it?
Thor: First be the son of two Gods that provides you with tremendous strength, stamina and toughness as well as immortality. Then have battles for thousands of years. Fighting frost giants for months on end with no stopping really works all the muscles. Why?
Coulson: (sigh) never mind.

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: "Are you jealous of how much babe-age Tony gets?"
Thor: "Hell no!"
Coulson: "Why? The dude's a babe magnet."
Thor: "Read between the lines, my friend. Basically all he's got is Paltrow. Sure, he had a one night stand with Leslie Bibb. But that'll never come again. And Johanssen's only ever around to c***tease him but he's got no real hope of hitting that. Now compare that with me. I've got Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Jaime Alexander all lining up to shizzle my nizzle."
Couslon: "You sir, are a playa."
Thor: "Verily."

Hal: Tomar Re do you think I will be able to be a playa with my the interstellar powers the ring can give me.
Tomar Re: You have the use the ring to protect the universe Hal.
Hal: details details