Hahahahahahaha![]()
...stare at his mustache and good luck will rub off... That sounds easy enough!
![]()
Stare harder.
![]()
Oh I will Mr. Hausman. I'm going to stare until a tornado of swords and other sharp objects drops down upon Thor! Mwhahahaha!
![]()
Fair enough.
![]()
HOURS LATER...
![]()
What in the....?! Is that a tornado made out of swords?!!!
What is my brother up to now?!
![]()
...stare at his mustache and good luck will rub off... That sounds easy enough!
![]()
Stare harder.
![]()
Oh I will Mr. Hausman. I'm going to stare until a tornado of swords and other sharp objects drops down upon Thor! Mwhahahaha!
![]()
Fair enough.
![]()
HOURS LATER...
![]()
What in the....?! Is that a tornado made out of swords?!!!
What is my brother up to now?!
Hehehehehehehehehehe![]()
Odin: I shall punish you! By sending you to a nice american town!!!
![]()
Thor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe![]()
LOKI: I had to talk over father's throne. Our people want a sense of continuity.
![]()
NORTON: Hypocrite.
![]()
ODIN: "Argh... when are people going to realize that I'm NOT a pirate just because I'm wearing an eye patch?!"
![]()
THOR: "Don't ask me Dad, I'm fully dressed and people still call me a He-Man knock off despite my pre-dating him."
Thanks.Good one Panthro!![]()
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha![]()
Odin: I shall punish you! By sending you to a America!
![]()
Thor: No! Please! Do--Wait do you mean like New York City? Because if Thor
can make it there he can make it anywhere. It's up to you ol' New York. NEW....
![]()
Odin: No. It's in the west.
![]()
Thor: You mean Vegas? YES. Thor will holler for the city of squallor! I shall amass a plethora of revenue on the tables and....
![]()
Odin: NO! You're going to a small town.
![]()
Thor:....How small?
![]()
Odin: Heh heh. You'll have to find out.
![]()
Thor: Does it at least have a Starbucks?
![]()
Odin: I fear not.
![]()
Thor: By Odin's beard, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And scene. That's a wrap.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!![]()
Odin: I shall punish you! By sending you to EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thor: No! Please! Don't!
Odin: O, cease your tears you big baby! I'm making you fortuitously land right in front of Natalie Portman.
![]()
Thor: Thor says what? This is awes....wait is this Natalie Portman Rap with Lonely Island Natalie Portman? Because my dick is scared of her.
![]()
Odin: No.
![]()
Thor: What about V for Vendetta Natalie? I respect what she did for her craft and only she and Sigourney Weaver can pull off bald, but it still is not Thor's bag....
![]()
Odin: NO! It's Natalie Portman right before she filmed Black Swan.
![]()
Thor: Ah, you mean before her Oscar winning performance? Her much deserved Oscar for a revelatory performance that cannot be discredited by disgruntled dance doubles with axes to grind?
![]()
Odin: Indeed. Aronofsky even went through and counted the seconds in a ratio with his editor and found she did 80% of the dancing. Everyone knows a 28-year-old actress cannot do pirouettes on their first try. Hehehehehehehe.
![]()
Thor:
![]()
Odin: Okay....okay <wipes tear from eye.> Now, get out of here.
And scene.
![]()
PEGGY CARTER: Oh my god, Steve. You're a modern miracle. You were a beanpole five minutes ago. How did you get so buff? How did you get so huge?
STEVE ROGERS: Well, you see Peggy--
![]()
DR.SELVIG: STEROIDS!!! : )
![]()
STEVE ROGERS: Not cool, friend. Not cool.