Team Andino
The Paragon of Virtue
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The Dark Knight Returns Part Two
Holy **** 5/5
Holy **** 5/5
The Incredibles--9/10. Forgot how good this was.
Tears of the Sun. 7/10
But when you think about it, aren't all the F13 movies awful? t:t:Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
5/10: This is where the series begins a major downward spiral. Granted, there are some really cool death scenes in this one. But the whole "Zombie Jason" just makes it less scary than the others, IMO.
Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood
4/10: The only thing making this one not a complete loss is the introduction of Kane Hodder as Jason. Other than that, this one is utter crap.
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhatten
2/10: As bad as Part 7 is, this one's even worse. Paramount just totally ran out of ideas, but were unwilling to stop try to milk this cash-cow.
Jason Goes To Hell
1/10: Only reason I watched it is because I'm doing a Friday The 13th movie marathon right now. This one's the worst of the bunch.
Jason X
2/10: Kinda fun if you try not to think of it as a Friday The 13th movie. Absolute crap if you do. But at least they retconned the "teleporting zombie" s#!t out of the story. Now he's just an inexplicably unkillable killing machine again.
That looks like a laugh a minute.
The Man with the Iron Fists
For a movie about crazy cartoon martial arts, it moved very slowly. There wasn't much action for one thing and while the sets and the look of it is pretty amazing, the story is almost too silly. I did love the music but for whatever reason, it kept pulling me out of the movie. I get what Rza was trying to do but the execution was off by a lot.
5.5/10
I laughed my seating so hard at thisJason Goes To Hell
1/10: Only reason I watched it is because I'm doing a Friday The 13th movie marathon right now. This one's the worst of the bunch.