Why do we still entertain the idea of psychics?

[Perfect Cell]

I have like $1.25 in Canadian Tire money. It took me 26 years to accrue.

 

[KevanG]

I've known people who accrued a couple thousand over twenty years. My father among them.

 

[Perfect Cell]

What did he do, buy a house there?! I honestly don't go to Canadian Tire much for anything other than hockey equipment, so it would take a while. But Canadian Tire money looks more like real money than our actual currency.

Why don't you psychics explain that?! You're all out there, divining the mysteries of the universe. But simple things like Canadians being forced to carry around plastic bills that will probably melt if you rubbed them together is beyond your ken.

 

[KevanG]

According to rumor the new $100 bills smelled faintly of maple after being printed. Me being the poor slob I am, did not have any during their first run.

 

[Beige Lantern]

I"m still waiting...

 

[Piper Maru]

If there are any psychics on this forum, please tell me what I'm thinking at this very moment.

 

[KevanG]

Probably of this

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[Piper Maru]

Probably of this

[YT]Xc90UhV6hJA[/YT]

Oh man how did you know?! You must really be a psychic. Call James Randi!

 

[KevanG]

It doesn't always work on command so I must remain poor.