Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[Immortalfire]

Yeah, I laughed out loud when I heard that stupid little exchange.

GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.

Obi-Wan: She's dying?

GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live.


I'd like to know how someone can be "dying" when they are completely healthy.

I was totally dumbfounded hearing that...:facepalm

 

[The Geek Vault]

Session 9
"***** you!"
The camera zooms in on the guy from CSI: Miami
"No... ***** you!"

it ruins everything the movie had going for it

 

[what_19]

I was totally dumbfounded hearing that...:facepalm

yeh i agree...i was like wtf...dialogue in those movies as a whole is horrible...

"my young padawan learner"

"yes my master"

come my young padawan...

just bad

 

[That-Guy]

...and don't forget that exchange in Attack of the Clones...

Padme: Anakin, you've grown!

Anakin: And you've grown... more beautiful.

(or something like that)

 

[Immortalfire]

yeh i agree...i was like wtf...dialogue in those movies as a whole is horrible...

"my young padawan learner"

"yes my master"

come my young padawan...

just bad

Padawan learner. The redundancy is staggering

 

[Doctor Jones]

Well, that's what they're called? An apprentice refers to his master as that.

It's called dicipline and respect. Not bad writing.

 

[Immortalfire]

I was under the impression that Padawan meant student or learner already. ?

 

[SuperFerret]

Please, somebody change the thread title to "Worst Movie Dialog" and be done with it. People just don't seem to know what a ONE-LINEr is.

And all the dialog from Batman and Robin is comedic gold. Arnold is the king of one-liners.

 

[That-Guy]

And all the dialog from Batman and Robin is comedic gold. Arnold is the king of one-liners.

The trouble is, it's comedic gold BECAUSE it's bad. We laugh and cringe at the same time. If the lines were actually funny (as they're intended to be) then the film might not be as loathed as it is.

 

[Immortalfire]

Please, somebody change the thread title to "Worst Movie Dialog" and be done with it. People just don't seem to know what a ONE-LINEr is.

Done.

 

[StylishHokie21]

Revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

 

[That-Guy]

Revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

Argh... I forgot about that one. I think half of the theater cracked up laughing at that line when I saw the movie.

 

[Immortalfire]

Revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

Uuggh...in the theater, I almost pleaded for someone to shoot me

 

[dark_b]

Revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

the worst part is that its not meant to be funny.

 

[That-Guy]

I'll never understand anyone who claims that George Lucas "redeemed" himself with Revenge of the Sith. It was just as bad as the other two movies, if not worse.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ep III had it's moments, but yeah..I saw no particular improvement over the previous two.

 

[StylishHokie21]

Same here. I liked the third one the most out of the prequels, but some of those lines made me cringe.

 

[That-Guy]

"I need some chocolate love." - Boiler Room

"In the real world when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're f**ked!" - Antitrust

"I'm gonna kill you all kinds 'a dead." - The Spirit

 

[That-Guy]

I never saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, but this line is in there, apparently...

"I’m gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!”

 

[StylishHokie21]

That Spirit one is hilarious.

 

[That-Guy]

A few gems from the 1991 Vanilla Ice film, COOL AS ICE:

Johnny (Vanilla Ice): Yeah, whackhead tried to play baseball with my homeboy's bike.

Johnny: So what are you going to do college girl?
Kathy: Well, I don't know. You know, college doesn't start tonight, smartass.
Johnny: Then let's G-O.

Mrs. Winslow: Can I help you?
Johnny: Yeah, I'm looking for Kat.
Mrs. Winslow: We don't have a cat.
Johnny: Kathy, your daughter.

And the crown jewel of them all:

"Words 'a wisdom. Drop dat zero and git wit da hero."

 

[Carmine Falcone]

I never saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, but this line is in there, apparently...

"I’m gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!”

Yeah, that flick has some trippy lines.

Like:

I'm blank as a fart.

I AM the Muffin

and least but not least... just read my signature.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I was under the impression that Padawan meant student or learner already. ?

And how is that bad?

 

[That-Guy]

Hmmm… has anyone mentioned Stephen Sommers’ mediocre movies?

The Mummy Returns:

Alex: My dad is going to kick your ass.

Evelyn: Jonathan.
Jonathan: Yes?
Evelyn: That's my husband and my son down there. Make me proud.
Jonathan: Today's that day, Evy.

Rick: Go to hell and take your friends with you.

Ardeth Bay: That mark means you are a protector of man. A warrior for God.

Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad.
Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good.

Van Helsing

Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor... Do unto others...
Igor: Before they do it unto me!

Anna Valerious: He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.

Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

Van Helsing: If you're late, run like hell. Don’t be late!

Carl: You've never gone after vampires before, have you?
Van Helsing: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.

Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.

Anna Valerious: You make my skin crawl.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: This is not all I can do with your skin.

Count Vladislaus Dracula: No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever.

Count Vladislaus Dracula: I'm at war with the world! And every living soul in it! But soon... the final battle will begin.

Count Vladislaus Dracula: Don't we make a lovely couple? 'm looking for a new bride, Anna, someone strong and beautiful. All it takes is one bite from me.
Anna Valerious: [Dracula hugs her tighter] You have no heartbeat.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Perhaps it just needs to be rekindled.

Van Helsing: I have to pull the bolts off... this is going to hurt!
Frankenstein's Monster: I am accustomed to pain!
Van Helsing: It let's you know you're alive!

The Scorpion King

Jesup: Live free.
Mathayus: Die well.

Mathayus: Live free.
Balthazar: Rule well.

Mathayus: I may be a king, but I'm a wrestler first.

 

[Immortalfire]

And how is that bad?

Just a goofy statement..kind of like saying "ATM machine"