Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 2

[The Original Bamfer]

Did someone say "Grindr"?!

 

[KevanG]

No one said Grindr, get out before people start posting pictures.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

if you know what I mean.

A movie that will always be remembered.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What is it?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Schindler's List, obvi.

 

[Sawyer]

Schindler's List, obvi.

Clearly it's the original Schindler's List. You know, before Christopher Nolan got his hands on it and made it all dark and edgy.

 

[KevanG]

I dunno, that bit where he takes on a platoon of tanks single handedly and wins was pretty awesome.

Wait, that was Preacher.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Clearly it's the original Schindler's List. You know, before Christopher Nolan got his hands on it and made it all dark and edgy.

There's a lighter and campier Schindler's List?

 

[Lily Adler]

It was called The Sound of Music.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Starring Adam Sandler.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

A review for GOTG on Amazon:

Slap a Marvel label on it for the extra four stars.

I can't breathe.

DC always fail at directing, that is why Iron Man 2 is a lame sequel.

True. I am glad the rights were returned to Marvel for Iron Man 3.

Exactly, this is why Marvel is the best. They killed it when they made the Dark Knight Trilogy!

Oh it gets better!

No Hype star this time.

 

[Sawyer]

From the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes thread...

Human: get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
Ape: SNATCH HIS WEAVE. YAAAASSSSSS YAAASSSSS CEASER YAAASSSSS

YAAAAAAAASSSS hunty!

Slaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

You betta' read, JP! Read!

The context is there is no context.

 

[JP]

Aw, good times.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Lmao. Good times, indeed.

 

[Sawyer]

From Describe a Hypester...

When someone you don't like gets dissed by someone you do

Some people go out of their way to dislike others. I like giving people a chance even if we don't get a long right away.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I think I agree with Lucille the most.

 

[ThePhantasm]

lol theShape's gif was perfect

 

[Kane52630]

I don't like the glasses on her. Might be part of a disguise or her eyes might be bad, but they make her look like a really hot Bond Girl, that's trying to "look smart and sophisticated" with glasses because they've made the character a scientist, when in real life the actress could never come close...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

From the 'lol wut' department….

I didn't even know Godzilla was a girl until today. I thought that was a gay dude or something.

For a second I thought Shadowboxer meant the actual Godzilla, and had just found out about the times Godzilla has had babies in the movies.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Not a gay dude, just a curmudgeonly, ignorant, seemingly asexual woman.

 

[Marvolo]

From the Bond SPECTRE thread:

This bond is too monocrome.

What?

Yes, monochrome, his skin is all the same color., no patches or freckles.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm gonna use that from now on just to mess with the authorities.

Cop 1: "And how would you describe the suspect?"

Me: "I would say late 20's, early 30's... Monochrome, wearing a Yankees hat."

 

[Kane52630]

How did I miss this gem?

For me, the Nolan Series is like this: You wake up one morning and realize you're dating Gisele Bundchen. You roll over in bed and she's just lying there, looking all cute and perfect and smiling at you. Her hair's all sexed up and she's giggling. She's biting her lower lip. And then she burps in your face.

You say to yourself, "Okay, that's okay. It was just a burp. She's a human being. Human beings do this." So then you take her out to dinner that night, and everything's perfect. It's an expensive restaurant, you're both dressed classy. She's wearing an impossibly awesome sun dress that has flowers on it. Your napkins are made out of one-hundred dollar bills. And then when her meal comes, she chews with her mouth wide open and makes loud chomping sounds.

So then you're saying, "Alright, this is definitely noticeable, but I'm going to choose to look past it, because it's Gisele Bundchen, and she's gorgeous and hot and perfect."

But then you wake up the next morning and look at Gisele picking her nose and eating it, and she doesn't realize you're watching her, and then a flood of memories of your ex-girlfriend come back to you. Your ex looked NOTHING like Gisele Bundchen, she was a homely, plain girl who looked like a librarian, and she didn't sexually excite you as much as Gisele, but she would NEVER burp in your face, chomp on her food, or pick her nose and eat it.

And then you realize, you don't want Gisele or your ex. You want Gisele's body with your ex's manners.

That's what I want the Reboot to be.

 

[Sawyer]

Me reading that:

 

[Travesty]