Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 6

I share a fun little tongue in cheek conversation, cause this thread could use more friendly conversations. :yay:

EDIT: If any of the members involved is uncomfortable with this, I can delete this post.

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Is it me or CM's legs are too short

Sexist. Reported :o

Maybe it's because of the boots.
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You're saying she needs higher heels? That's what they all say!:oldrazz:

They make good weapons. :halo:

They surely help you outrun a dinosaur in a jungle. So that’s kind of a superpower equipment.

 
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I love conspiracy theories.

I just couldn’t get over the fact that FoxMen Apocalypse had white Ancient Egyptians and that Oscar Issac reminded me of Goldust from WWF.

And WB is buying those Aquaman tickets for it to reach a billion because for that movie to sell as much it’s saying, there have been NO Aquaman memes over the net.

I judge a movie’s popularity by the amount of memes it can deliver. Crazy I know :loco:
 
anyone who judges anything in memes is suspect to me now lol. i'm at the point to where i almost hate memes because we are so overrun with them.

quality over quantity!
 
So, um, apparently THIS was a thing...

Original Script for Zack Snyder's Zombie Film Was Genuinely Disgusting

I think there is some justification to those critiquing this gig for Snyder, for the same reason people critique Guy Ritchie continuing to land big budget jobs. White men in Hollywood never cease to fall up, while someone like Ava DuVernay makes one bomb and people are shocked she manages to land another job.

That’s even worse than I remembered.

Hey @KRYPTON INC. remember jumping down my throat for merely noting Snyder’s fixation on this subject matter?

Fixation on what? Putting horrific elements in a horror film?

Uh... Huh...

Did you even bother to read what you posted?

For those that won't bother...

The director attached BEFORE Snyder said there was material about zombie raping in the original script. The article notes that said material has now been scrubbed from the script and now Snyder is taking over.

So... Stuff he didn't write or originate was in an old script.

How does this prove anything of what you are saying NOW or then?

Lemme answer before you start twisting yourself in knots to justify your vapidity... It doesn't. Because you in a stunningly obtuse assumption WANT to think ill of a director's moral character because he did some films you didn't like. Thanks for playing though. See the hostess on your way out for the home version.

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Helpful tip: if you attempt to dunk on someone for supposedly not reading an article..... you should probably read the article.
Army of the Dead is expected to begin filming this summer, based on a story by Snyder

A for effort though, fellas
 
Helpful tip: if you attempt to dunk on someone for supposedly not reading an article..... you should probably read the article.


A for effort though, fellas

All that says is the film they are making is going to be based on a story by Snyder. That quote doesnt say when he wrote that story, if that story involves zombie rape, nor does it prove your conspiracy theory about Snyder. You're assuming a lot.

A for effort though.
 
Gotta have one that implicates Nolan as a potential spouse murderer given how many dead wives are in his films, I suppose.
Honestly, if I were Emma Thomas, I would find this rather troubling. Like, I wonder if she ever brought this up in a dinner conversation - "hey Chris, have you ever noticed that the wife is dead in all your movies? What's up with that?" How awkward.
 
Based on the number of dead wives in Nolan's films, and the fact that Nolan seems to always be wearing formal clothes and a suit jacket it's reasonable to assume he fantasizes about using his wife's skin to make a suit. Nolan is Buffalo Nolan.
 
Honestly, if I were Emma Thomas, I would find this rather troubling. Like, I wonder if she ever brought this up in a dinner conversation - "hey Chris, have you ever noticed that the wife is dead in all your movies? What's up with that?" How awkward.

My version of Nolan's voice over is him being an awful husband.

Emma: How did Blake know he was Batman?
Nolan: Aye, shut ya goddamn mouth, bloody hell. He knew. He just knew. A simple feeling. Every bloody time we have guests over you ask the same bloody question!
 
The only directors out there that I think may actually practice what they commonly have in their movies are Quentin Tarantino and Joss Whedon. They both have a thing for feet.
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My version of Nolan's voice over is him being an awful husband.

Emma: How did Blake know he was Batman?
Nolan: Aye, shut ya goddamn mouth, bloody hell. He knew. He just knew. A simple feeling. Every bloody time we have guests over you ask the same bloody question!
Emma:

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The only directors out there that I think may actually practice what they commonly have in their movies are Quentin Tarantino and Joss Whedon. They both have a thing for feet.
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I think Whedon's is mostly justifiable.

Pepper was relaxing with Tony. Lots of women go barefoot a lot and Whedon doesnt focus on her bare feet.

River's barefootedness and the way its presented gives her a nimble and quirky quality. Especially in that robbery scene in Serenity. The camera deliberately focuses on the way shes gracefully stepping over and around the hostages. Being able to see the roll and delicate movements of her feet added to it. And her being barefoot during a robbery when every one else is loaded for bear is totally something River would do.

Kaylee being barefoot in the engine room after being injured makes sense but they definitely stand out and could have been covered. I remember Whedon and Jewel Straite actually joking about how big her feet look in the shot.

Tarantino on the other hand he seems to be a full blown foot fetishist. He likes to get the camera all up close to feet whether it is necessary or not. And he made a dang shoe the thing that got a main character killed and nearly ruined the heroes plan in Inglorious Bastards. He loves him some feet.
 
Pepper didn't have shoes on, because RDJ is too short.
 
Pepper didn't have shoes on, because RDJ is too short.
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If RDJ wasnt so self conscious about it the MCU could poke fun at it. Have Jarvis ask him of he wants the Iron Man suit to include a height increase feature. Or even better ask Lang if he can borrow his giant man tech. My own head canon is the Avengers can all see Tony's high heel shoes and make jokes about it behind his back.
 
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Just wait, she will be out of an acting career in about 3 years, and will essentially live off being a fashion model or through association of her husband.

Just wait in your entire life you'll not do anything as prolific as her and make a fraction of what she does.

I read last night at some site something like: "Luckily for us she will be without a career in some years and she will have to make nudes", wtf.

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