This whole thing with ABC forcing people to wait a week before accessing the episode online baffles me. It's like they don't want people to watch their show. And Charter is listed under the providers but it won't give me access. Ugh. So until I replace my DVR I must resort to less savory methods.
Not much to say about the opening since I already saw it a week ago. I would like one of those Shield bathrobes however.
Nice minutiae on the Academy's structure. It is revealed that there is a rivalry between Operations (aka the jocks, where Ward trained and the one with the highest washout rate) and Science & Tech (the hardest to get into, even the ubernice Simmons has a slight air of superiority at this). The largest is Communications (also the easiest to get into..."that's where you'll be, Skye" - ouch)
Everybody's worried about Coulson, except Ward who says he just needs time. As long as he doesn't start wearing emo hair and painting his fingernails black I suspect he'll be alright.
The
SSR gets namedropped as Ward sneers at the soft flabby nerds on display while Fitz mocks him in return. We meet Agent Weaver and learn that FitzSimmons are apparently some kind of alphadweeb rock stars at SciTech.
"Bucky Barnes."

I wish we'd get a closer look at the Wall.
Back on the Bus Coulson is beginning to obsess over his file. He's not sure he can believe the contents, despite apparently getting access to it after asking Fury himself. May realizes he's doing himself no favors and tells him so.
To help take Coulson's mind off his own troubles, Mayhas been secretly following up on Skye's past. This has led them to Mexico City in search of the former partner of the dead SHIELD Agent in Skye's file. Aha! Answers at last!
Despite the little robots and miracle cures we've already seen it hasn't quite clicked for me until now just how brilliant FitzSimmons are supposed to be. SHIELD Academy's youngest graduates is quite impressive. Now I'm wondering how they stack up to guys like Stark and Banner. They're getting a good showing this episode.
Also lol @ Leopold. But 'Leopold Fitz' does sound very sciency to me. So there's that.
So maybe Centipede is an entirely different organization and not related to Hydra or AIM as we all assumed?
Pretty much everyone (including us) is introduced to Donnie Gill all at once, as he begins spontaneously freezing during FitzSimmons talk. Just prior to this Ward learns that Donnie is an outsider, having difficulty communicating with "anyone below a 170 IQ"
FitzSimmons to the rescue! A round of applause from everyone as they quickly take action and apparently save the boy's life. Everyone, that is, except the girl from the pool, who is just standing in the crowd looking decidedly unthrilled. Is she suspicious of Donnie, or should we be suspicious of her? Should we be suspicious of Donnie? It is a mystery!
I do like that this is seemingly tech-based, and not from a
mutant Inhuman source as has been suggested. I'm not saying we'll see Blizzard in a costume someday, but maybe we'll see Blizzard in a costume someday.
Ian Quinn, Professional Devious Bastard. What are you up to?
Ward theorizes that getting Donnie to drop out might be the actual reason behind these attacks and given that we just saw Quinn and knowing his penchant for dealing in superscience it sounds plausible. Perhaps I was too hasty in my own suspicion of Donnie (or more likely assuming too much based on his comic book counterpart)
"You'll be jealous wrinkly hags."
"It's strategic." "It's adorable." I

this bit. Ward is cool.
I'm not sure I can believe that a fully functional dance club hidden in the boiler room is something that can escape the faculty's notice for very long but it's still pretty sweet. Ward is impressed; Operations didn't have one.
"These aren't my big ideas."
Another good scene with Coulson and May. And the shoe drops at the end regarding her and Ward but I guess we'll have to wait as Coulson spots their man.
Not much of a chase, but the fight was decent. if you can call it a fight; May pretty much hands this guy his ass right up until the end. Then Lola with the save!
Ok I'm not sure where they're going with Skye's background but I'm onboard. This just got very, very interesting.
But seriously it's
Ah, the situation is becoming clear now that the crew has drawn me a map. Look out, Fitz! Eh, too late. NVM. You think the hidden lab in the kids dorm room would have sent up a warning flag but no.
Quinn's a real toolshed. But he's not an idiot. Unlike Seth, who hasn't completely thought his cunning plan all the way through and in the end pays for his hubris. Donnie is clearly upset and sent to the Sandbox so he can be monitored.
Coulson isn't fazed by May's revelation, as I knew he wouldn't be. He trusts her to keep things professional. He's also impressed with Skye for how she handles the news about her past. She's tough.
Argh! Donnie, you little rat. Not sure what to make of this though, are we to assume that he got powers from the lightning strike? Whatever, he's totally getting a costume.
Aaaand another mention of the Clairvoyant, this time from Quinn. The plot thickens! And that's a wrap. Whew.
***
VERDICT - 4/5 stars. Another really good episode. That's a few in a row now so I really feel like everything is really coming together. Everybody in the cast had a good showing, although FitzSimmons were the standouts I think. I like the kid that played Donnie too. Wouldn't mind seeing him again, and something tells me we will.
Very intrigued by Skye's story. I'm looking forward to advancing that plotline even more than Coulson's at the mo. And I'm really glad they aren't going to drag out either one of them being in a depressed funk for weeks on end.
If you read all this babble you might be crazy but I appreciate it all the same.