The opening monologue of Batman V Superman is all you really need to hear if you want an idea of the quality of the writing in this movie:
"There was a time above... a time before. There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes. Things fall. Things on Earth. And what falls... is fallen."
Wow. There are things, people. And they fall, man. And when they fall... they are fallen.
That's some deeeeeeeep **** right there. That's some clever-ass dialogue for you.
Because things fall. Things. Lots and lots of things. Fallen. Because they fell.
What absolutely awful writing.
I think they were trying to set up the fact that Batman was....fallen? Did I get that right?
Man this movie just keeps me on my toes making sure nothing sails over head. It's so challenging!!!
I had chills during that voice over.
It made me very, very, afraid.
It triggered flashbacks to another time when I heard Ben's gravelly voice-over delivering lines of turgid prose over flashbacks to his childhood.
It was another movie based on critically praised Frank Miller comic work. That also was full superb visuals ripped from the pages of the comics, that had a lot of promise, but started to fall apart when the director did the following:
Changed the origin in bizarre aways for no apparent reason-it added nothing to the story on screen and detracted from the established legend.
Had some interesting and novel ideas for the characters, but ruined those with others that were...not.
Tried to cram over a decade of story lines into a single tale, leaving an unsatisfying ending that felt forced, unearned and eliminated immediately the use of several iconic story arcs from the source material.
Made the hero a killer, refuting one of his core traits in the source material.
Took an iconic arch villain and made him a looney and twitchy parody
Took itself waaaay too seriously, so just when it was looking good it was ruined by portentous dialogue/voice overs....
At least this time Ben is getting praised for his work, not copping the blame for creative decisions that he had no control over.
I actually thought he made a good Matt Murdock/Daredevil anyway, so I wasn't worried when they announced him for BvS.
But yeah, Sadfleck must've been feeling the deja vu. At least he got Jen out of the last one.
If we wait 12 years, do you think we'll get a Worlds' Finest Netflix series that will redeem this?

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