The Dark Defender
Unite and Fight
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When I saw the DMC trailer I thought it looked great (and going by the fact it broke Spidey's record, so did a lot of other people) but the movie itself was a complete bore. The CGI was fantastic, but that's about it. My friend rented the first POTC and I watched it begrudgingly, but we both ended up liking it. And while I didn't really like DMC, he actually feel asleep during it. (I think during one of the action scenes.)
So yeah, just because DMC has giant mutant Octopus doesn't mean it's better.
When I watch Black Pearl, I feel like I've been watching it for 3 hours afte barely an hour. The Will/Liz relationship is bland and generic as hell, the action scenes are one redundant, un-impressive sword-fight after another, and Depp and Rush are fun to watch while everything else in the film is tepid at best.
Davy Jones was better than Barbosa, the Jack/Elizabeth interaction is much more interesting than the generic love story just for the sake of it from film 1, and Will's storyline where he's trying to help his father is far more engaging than what he had to do last time(not that it's saying much), not to mention the Kraken alone was indeed WAY cooler than anything and everything from the action scenes in Black Pearl(again, not saying much).
I was over 90 minutes into DMC before realizing any time had passed, COTBP plods along, which is especially bad considering it's trying to be an extremely entertaining, re-watchable popcorn film. As weak as Black Pearl was, the first Spider Man film(one of the worst big budget blockbusters I've ever suffered through)makes it look like a masterpiece...no small feet at all.