I do séances twice weekly under the name Madame Friskythighs. Why not pop along and I can tell you when you'll next be laid off work with stress?
And, to restate what I would imagine to most would be an extremely obvious point:
BATMAN and SUPERMAN - with a little Wonder Woman thrown in for good measure.
You can deride what I have to say all you like, and it will bother me not a jot, because I know I'm right.
This isn't some random blockbuster movie we're talking about here. It isn't Tom Cruise's latest foray into spycraft, or Michael Bay's latest attempt to lobotomise us all with another Transformers movie.
This is Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. A movie starring the two greatest superheroes ever conceived, a project hyped beyond all measure for three years, and a flick that is meant to be equal to The Avengers.
All the ret-conning going on about how it should only be compared to Iron Man 2 or similar smaller scale movies in Marvel's output is cloudy ********, because, and here it is for the fourth time:
It's BATMAN and SUPERMAN.
Of course it was supposed to make more money than it did. And of course WB are disappointed when they look across town at all the money Civil War is raking in.
I don't need to be clairvoyant to know that, just a rational human being who isn't desperately ret-conning what this movie should have done business-wise because they don't want to admit that Zack Snyder served up a warmed over turd of a movie.
Remember: Madame Friskythighs. She'll read your palm and make your day!