Guardians of the Galaxy Bradley Cooper IS Rocket Raccoon

[Broseph44]

Does anyone else feel like they hired Bradley Cooper because he looks kind of like the character? I've been saying for years that he's weasel faced.

Ummmmmmmm no.

 

[terry78]

Man, people really are stretching.

 

[Broseph44]

Man, people really are stretching.

Yeah you're not kissing haha. That post I quoted above is ridiculous stretching.

 

[Six]

 

[Broseph44]

Six I think you better get your head checked dude.

 

[Six]

The dude looks more raccoon than human, thats for sure.

 

[Broseph44]

Yeahhhh no. Like I said do yourself a favor and have a doctor check you out. Couple screws loose. Something isn't right that's for sure.

 

[Six]

 

[Broseph44]

And the trolling continues.

 

[Six]

Last time, I swear.

 

[Quasimod0]

 

[Keyser Soze]

That would have been a hilarious casting meeting:

GUNN: Hey Bradley, we'd love to have you in our movie. We feel like you're the perfect choice to bring Rocket to life.

COOPER: Would that be because of my multiple Oscar nominations?

GUNN: No, it's because of your rodent-featured face.

COOPER: ...

 

[StarLord]

What the hell is going on in here?

 

[Tehmeh]

I approve of Six's style.

 

[LEOZZTT]

New gif!

 

[cph9fa]

Can't... stop... watching...

 

[Joeyjojo72]

If only Marvel had seen this before investing millions in CGI. All that money...

 

[Keyser Soze]

Rocket Raccoon gets his own comic series, starting in July:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/17...-the-galaxy-marvel-comics-skottie-young.jhtml

 

[StarLord]

Kinda wishing we'll get a prelude comic for this too.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Kinda wishing we'll get a prelude comic for this too.

There's a movie prelude comic set for release in April, Abnett and Lanning are writing it.

 

[StarLord]

There's a movie prelude comic set for release in April, Abnett and Lanning are writing it.

 

[Joeyjojo72]

Who is that big ball of sexy? Looks so familiar...

 

[LEOZZTT]

There's a movie prelude comic set for release in April, Abnett and Lanning are writing it.

Yeah, their last work collaboration...

 

[Godzilla2000]

Okay...I do these things just to amuse myself sometimes but the notion of Rocket Raccoon vs. Shadow the Hedgehog has been floating around in my head. They're both pretty aggressive anthropomorphic animals with a fondness for guns and combat and I was curious based upon one another's stats who would win in a fair fight with no outside help. Based upon the information I culled I'd give the edge to Shadow though because it seems like his abilities exceed Rocket's. Just peruse these pages for yourself:

Shadow's various stats:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Shadow_the_Hedgehog#Wii_Stats
*Also his abilities to teleport and use Chaos Control give him an edge.*

Rocket Raccoon's Stats:
https://marvelheroes.com/heroes/rocket-raccoon

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Six I think you better get your head checked dude.

The dude looks more raccoon than human, thats for sure.

Yeahhhh no. Like I said do yourself a favor and have a doctor check you out. Couple screws loose. Something isn't right that's for sure.

And the trolling continues.

Last time, I swear.

That would have been a hilarious casting meeting:

GUNN: Hey Bradley, we'd love to have you in our movie. We feel like you're the perfect choice to bring Rocket to life.

COOPER: Would that be because of my multiple Oscar nominations?

GUNN: No, it's because of your rodent-featured face.

COOPER: ...

That entire exchange had tears running down my cheeks from the laughter. Damn.