Guardians of the Galaxy Bradley Cooper IS Rocket Raccoon

Does anyone else feel like they hired Bradley Cooper because he looks kind of like the character? I've been saying for years that he's weasel faced.

Ummmmmmmm no.
 
Man, people really are stretching.
 
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Six I think you better get your head checked dude.
 
The dude looks more raccoon than human, thats for sure.
 
Yeahhhh no. Like I said do yourself a favor and have a doctor check you out. Couple screws loose. Something isn't right that's for sure.
 
That would have been a hilarious casting meeting:

GUNN: Hey Bradley, we'd love to have you in our movie. We feel like you're the perfect choice to bring Rocket to life.

COOPER: Would that be because of my multiple Oscar nominations?

GUNN: No, it's because of your rodent-featured face.

COOPER: ...
 
If only Marvel had seen this before investing millions in CGI. All that money...
 
Kinda wishing we'll get a prelude comic for this too.
 
Okay...I do these things just to amuse myself sometimes but the notion of Rocket Raccoon vs. Shadow the Hedgehog has been floating around in my head. They're both pretty aggressive anthropomorphic animals with a fondness for guns and combat and I was curious based upon one another's stats who would win in a fair fight with no outside help. Based upon the information I culled I'd give the edge to Shadow though because it seems like his abilities exceed Rocket's. Just peruse these pages for yourself:

Shadow's various stats:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Shadow_the_Hedgehog#Wii_Stats
*Also his abilities to teleport and use Chaos Control give him an edge.*

Rocket Raccoon's Stats:
https://marvelheroes.com/heroes/rocket-raccoon
 

Six I think you better get your head checked dude.

The dude looks more raccoon than human, thats for sure.

Yeahhhh no. Like I said do yourself a favor and have a doctor check you out. Couple screws loose. Something isn't right that's for sure.



And the trolling continues.

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Last time, I swear.

That would have been a hilarious casting meeting:

GUNN: Hey Bradley, we'd love to have you in our movie. We feel like you're the perfect choice to bring Rocket to life.

COOPER: Would that be because of my multiple Oscar nominations?

GUNN: No, it's because of your rodent-featured face.

COOPER: ...

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That entire exchange had tears running down my cheeks from the laughter. Damn.
 
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