I have never seen more unsexy women than on Smallville. And it's not their looks.
First off, the girl playing Lana has three seasons of pastel pink blouses and jeans under her belt, and a disposition that would give cap'n crunch diabetes. Then, when she turns into a witch - let me repeat that, slowly - when she TURNS...INTO...A...WITCH... she tries to play off this sexy goth thing and it fails miserably. She has no idea how to be sexy or ****ty.
Chloe - don't even get me started. She reminds me of that girl from Cold Case - GET A DAMN HAIRCUT.
Lois - Here's where everybody says the girl is hot hot hot. She is built well. But the lines they feed her, and her "I'm a bad girl who makes lame Buffy jokes" thing just kills any normal sex drive I had left. It's just all so schlocky and lame.
Sorry. Reeve until I see Routh act.