Don't Hate The Hater, Hate The Hate! - - - Part 15

[Duke]

I hate that I have one buddy that is so unbelievably ****ing selfish. I'm supposed to be going to film school in August. I have interview today for it, and I'm really nervous. I'm focused and confident, but I'm nervous. This sonofa***** "friend" has been texting me non-stop about a script he's written that I absolutely have to make as soon as I graduate film school. He's badgering the **** out of me. I posted on Facebook about being nervous over my interview today, and he posted a comment saying "Don't **** it up, my script depends on it." I ****ing hate him.

Just tell him to chill out & stop bugging you because you have an important interview today. Also, turn off your phone or put it on silent.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I'm going to have to be brutally honest with him. It's been a week of him texting and emailing me non-stop over this script that the ******* hasn't even written yet.

 

[Anita18]

I'm going to have to be brutally honest with him. It's been a week of him texting and emailing me non-stop over this script that the ******* hasn't even written yet.

LMAO not only is he selfish, but he's delusional too!

Unfortunately I don't think such selfish/dimwitted/delusional people can be helped or changed. Just put him on ignore or something. He won't listen to you.

 

[wiegeabo]

I'm going to have to be brutally honest with him. It's been a week of him texting and emailing me non-stop over this script that the ******* hasn't even written yet.

Tell him to **** or get off the pot.

No script, no deals.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I hate nuclear/atom bombs
Why do they still exist?

 

[wiegeabo]

Because even if we decided to disarm them all it would take decades

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Pfft, they can probably do it faster, doubt it took them to build them as long as it did for them to make excuses
Maybe Superman can help

 

[Duke]

Pfft, they can probably do it faster, doubt it took them to build them as long as it did for them to make excuses
Maybe Superman can help

Of course you're also forgetting about the bi-product nuclear material also produces, which is radioactive material. It takes lots of years for that waste to break down too, probably around 100 years or more for it to do so.

 

[wiegeabo]

oh, ignorance is bliss.

First you have to disarm them without, you know, accidentally setting the nuke off.
Then you have to safely contain the material without irradiating yourself.
Then you have to transport it without irradiating everyone.
Then you have to store it.

All without letting any of it slip away into not so friendly hands.

And there are only a small number of people with the skillset to do that.

 

[Piper Maru]

braincrusher is one of the few with those necessary skills.

 

[NickNitro]

I hate when you have a date you're looking forward to, but it isn't for a few days

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I hate it more when I forget a date I look forward to for long when it comes

 

[Matt Mortem]

LMAO not only is he selfish, but he's delusional too!

Unfortunately I don't think such selfish/dimwitted/delusional people can be helped or changed. Just put him on ignore or something. He won't listen to you.

Tell him to **** or get off the pot.

No script, no deals.

He just sent me "act 1". It's awful. Just a series of foreboding, small town doomsday talk. Every character is the same. It's a D-level Syfy channel original movie. I'm going to be honest with him. Maybe he'll leave me alone afterwards.

 

[Manic]

Are you saying SyFy movies are typically D-level, or that it's D-level even by SyFy Channel standards? Because if it's the latter, yikes.

 

[Matt Mortem]

Are you saying SyFy movies are typically D-level, or that it's D-level even by SyFy Channel standards? Because if it's the latter, yikes.

D-Level by SyFy standards. I was pretty brutal, but I think it'll be good for him. He wants me to make this movie of his right after film school, but he has yet to process the fact that the end of film school is quite a few years away. I don't know what I'll be doing by then and I'm not going to commit to a sub-par Lovecraftian rip-off. I hate that he's being so selfish and single minded about my future. I just can't comprehend that thinking.

 

[NickNitro]

I have an idea for a film Mortem.......A space monkey travels the universe in search for the long foretold Banana Planet...the tail of this planet has been passed down from monkey generation to monkey generation, but now, in the year 55,000 monkeys have the technology for space travel and one brave monkey by the name of Squeekers has the guts to go find it.

Dont worry..there'll be lasers and explosions....and a love story. Itll be a hit....Michael Bay does it how hard can it be?

 

[Matt Mortem]

I have an idea for a film Mortem.......A space monkey travels the universe in search for the long foretold Banana Planet...the tail of this planet has been passed down from monkey generation to monkey generation, but now, in the year 55,000 monkeys have the technology for space travel and one brave monkey by the name of Squeekers has the guts to go find it.

Dont worry..there'll be lasers and explosions....and a love story. Itll be a hit....Michael Bay does it how hard can it be?

Can it be made for less than $500?

 

[Piper Maru]

The title of the movie should be Captain Cuckoo Bananas.

 

[Manic]

I know you're joking, but Dreamworks could probably make a decent animated movie out of that premise.

 

[NickNitro]

Can it be made for less than $500?

If you're willing to dress up like a monkey......CG is expensive these days.

 

[Matt Mortem]

If you're willing to dress up like a Monkey......CG is expensive these days.

I'm built more like a Gorilla. What a shame

 

[wiegeabo]

ah, but that's the twist. He's a gorilla who wants to be a monkey.

In the end, he learns the lesson of how important it is to be oneself.


...holy ****! This thing writes itself!

 

[NickNitro]

I know you're joking, but Dreamworks could probably make a decent animated movie out of that premise.

Right? I think thats a solid idea. An idea I literally came up with as I was typing lol

ah, but that's the twist. He's a gorilla who wants to be a monkey.

In the end, he learns the lesson of how important it is to be oneself.


...holy ****! This thing writes itself!

Guys.........we are onto something here.....I think we struck gold.

 

[NickNitro]

edit

 

[wiegeabo]

OK, so, no pressure Matt, but when you graduate, we've got this idea for a movie you can make...