Don't Hate The Hater, Hate The Hate!

[TinkTonks]

The hell is Belethor?

I was curious about that as well........

 

[DarkSovereignty]

something was monster of hunter probably.

 

[Figs]

You misunderstand me bub. I have had horny old men trying to advise me on having relations with them when they're married to other women hiding their intentions with words that sound like advice when it's not. I'm sorry but I am not going to subject myself to their psychopathic wives hatred and jealousies that have nearly gotten me killed just for them. A woman can only take so many vehicular near misses by the friends of the wives mistakenly hating on me because of the amorous advances of the husbands while crossing the street when I have the right of way.

You sure you're not just thinking into it too much?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

nah, apparently there have been multiple attempts made on her life.

 

[Schlosser85]

Women have seriously tried to hit you with their cars?

 

[wiegeabo]

The hell is Belethor?

And Zinjanthropus for that matter

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The hell is Belethor?

A character in Skyrim, or a specie

And Zinjanthropus for that matter

That's apparently another name for the genus; Paranthropus

 

[Majik1387]

I hate people who don't know how to read.

 

[Still Wynning]

I hate people who don't know how to read.

This wouldn't be in response to a particular poster, now, would it?

 

[Majik1387]

No one in particular.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I hate that I am on a diet and my best friend (who has been skinny her entire life and never puts on weight) is eating an entire chocolate cake right next to me.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I hate that I am on a diet and my best friend (who has been skinny her entire life and never puts on weight) is eating an entire chocolate cake right next to me.

Story of my ****ing life

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Story of my ****ing life

I am just so sick of it. It is so immensley unfair.

I mean, I know that's the nature of life. Some people are born with more money. Some people are born prettier, smarter etc.

But the weight thing, I dunno, it just really bothers me.

 

[Manic]

I hate that I am on a diet and my best friend (who has been skinny her entire life and never puts on weight) is eating an entire chocolate cake right next to me.

Give her a...

*checks book of Transatlantic Slang*

...a punch up the hooter.

 

[Anubis]

Well, if it makes you feel better, people that don't gain weight no matter what they eat usually have some REALLY bad gas.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Well, if it makes you feel better, people that don't gain weight no matter what they eat usually have some REALLY bad gas.

Nah, I know this girl so well I actually recognise her farts in a room full of people. And they aren't bad at all.

Mine on the other hand...

P.S. The ***** is now sitting down with an entire block of cheese and a knife!

 

[Lily Adler]

Get out! Try to get as far away from her when she's eating.

 

[Majik1387]

Friend sounds liek a jerk. Eating a whole cake and not sharing? Rude.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

She offered. But since i'm on a diet and she knows it, that just makes her worse

Get out! Try to get as far away from her when she's eating.

I am considering making her a chocolate cake, with a few ingredients that might put her off ever eating chocolate cake ever again

 

[TinkTonks]

I hate that I am on a diet and my best friend (who has been skinny her entire life and never puts on weight) is eating an entire chocolate cake right next to me.

I am one of those never gain weight people (don't judge meeeeeeee!) Everyone tells me that it won't last forever, and one day it'll all catch up with me. Maybe that'll happen to her! While you are gaining willpower by dieting, your friend will suddenly balloon up and not know how to stop scarfing down chocolate cakes!

 

[TinkTonks]

She offered. But since i'm on a diet and she knows it, that just makes her worse



I am considering making her a chocolate cake, with a few ingredients that might put her off ever eating chocolate cake ever again

You're thinking chocolate laxatives, aren't you?

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I am one of those never gain weight people (don't judge meeeeeeee!) Everyone tells me that it won't last forever, and one day it'll all catch up with me. Maybe that'll happen to her! While you are gaining willpower by dieting, your friend will suddenly balloon up and not know how to stop scarfing down chocolate cakes!

Yeah i've heard that too. But I kind of think by the time that happens, i'll still be bigger than her, cause she's just got a smaller frame.

You're thinking chocolate laxatives, aren't you?

I dunno, have you seen 'The Help?'

 

[TinkTonks]

I dunno, have you seen 'The Help?'

Nope, I sure haven't! I always wanted to read the book first but never got around to it.....

 

[Holiday]

I hate that I am on a diet and my best friend (who has been skinny her entire life and never puts on weight) is eating an entire chocolate cake right next to me.

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[Sloth7d]

I hate that "i" and "o" are so close on standard keyboards. So many mistakes come of that which spell-check won't catch.