Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Sabretooth]

Yo,this thread is so hot it deserves a bump.

 

[DOG LIPS]

This thread is fiyah, son!

 

[Strange]

Baby, I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass just to lick the toilet seat you sit on.

 

[bored]

Hey babe, you must be a Pisces, because you smell like fish.

 

[Strange]

If I put a quarter behind your ear will your teeth fold in?

 

[bored]

So, my friends over there, you see them? They're members of a Satanic death cult, and they're looking for a virgin sacrifice. Let me keep you safe.

 

[Badger]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

 

[heypapajinx]

this thread is still the hottest thread on these boards.

 

[Assassin]

This thread wins for thread of the year

 

[heypapajinx]

This thread wins for thread of the year

yeah.
it should either be this one or the Human Faced Demon Cat one.
but this one is totally hilarious.
i think it should be at the top of the thread list allll the time.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

"you look so peaceful now your not breathing"

"Did you know, less than 7% of rape claims lead to conviction?"

 

[BRUTAL]

This thread commands bumpage

 

[Halcohol]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

^My vote for the best so far

 

[BRUTAL]

"I like your dress, sleep with me or I'll wear your face as a sock."

 

[Strange]

So like where are you hiding the rest of the camel?

 

[BRUTAL]

"Does my finger smell like poop?"

 

[Halcohol]

*warm laugh* No, don't worry. I'm going to rape you after I kill you.

 

[BRUTAL]

I like your dress... can I try it on?

 

[Strange]

I'd like to paint my basement with your blood.

 

[Badger]

Sooooooooooo if we were squirrels, could I bury my nuts in your hole?

 

[Badger]

So like where are you hiding the rest of the camel?

That made me swallow my gum. t:

 

[Strange]

If you scream in my trunk and no one hears you, are you really making a sound?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Sooooooooooo if we were squirrels, could a bury my nuts in your hole?

ROFL sooo funny

 

[ang_hulk]

So,how much did you weigh as a baby?-(this one gets mixed reactions)

 

[FRUITY]

Sooooooooooo if we were squirrels, could I bury my nuts in your hole?

That frightens me.