How to Kill Wolverine

[Darthphere]

This argument is ridiculous. Wolverine fans are the same people who constantly complain about how Superman is boring because hes too powerful. I cant stand this ****.

 

[roach]

In the madueira run leading up to onslaught when wolverine became bestail he was also evolving as stated throughout the run

so he 'evolved' into a bestial no nosed neanderthal

 

[Zeu]

This argument is ridiculous. Wolverine fans are the same people who constantly complain about how Superman is boring because hes too powerful. I cant stand this ****.

Quoted for agreement.

 

[roach]

This argument is ridiculous. Wolverine fans are the same people who constantly complain about how Superman is boring because hes too powerful. I cant stand this ****.

I dont understand how people could buy into this. To be fair Wolverine fans arent the only ones....Batman fans and "prep time" comes to mind

 

[Darthphere]

I dont understand how people could buy into this. To be fair Wolverine fans arent the only ones....Batman fans and "prep time" comes to mind

I agree.

 

[Darthphere]

I just hate that their defending this Wolverine surviving nukes garbage and saying ignorant things like "Its about time he got an upgrade." as if he was getting the shaft all these years. Ok my blood pressue is rising.

 

[roach]

Quoted for agreement.

requoted for freshness

 

[roach]

I just hate that their defending this Wolverine surviving nukes garbage and saying ignorant things like "Its about time he got an upgrade." as if he was getting the shaft all these years. Ok my blood pressue is rising.

breathe....breathe.....remember Spiderman backhanded him in Secret Wars

 

[Darthphere]

breathe....breathe.....remember Spiderman backhanded him in Sexret Wars

Is that some type of fetish book?

 

[roach]

Is that some type of fetish book?

sorry I am at work and not supposed to be on the internet so I am typing way to fast

 

[ShadowBoxing]

so he 'evolved' into a bestial no nosed neanderthal

Right, and he devolved back, so pretty much anything from that run is null and void.

 

[SSJ4_Mikael]

1, Separate him down to the molecules.
2, Cause him to suffocate. (If he doesnt die he'd turn into a vegetable)
3, Flay him down to his adamantium-laced skeleton.
4, Remove his regeneraction abillity.
5, Tear out his skeleton from his body.
I could go on forever, this is just too easy.

 

[Harlekin]

Considering he was just burned to his skeleton in Wolverine's last issue and came back within panels, I think we can throw away the flaying and suffocating.

 

[Artistsean]

OH, I know,
make sales for comics he is in drop to almost non existant.
Then they will kill him off to try and rejuvinate his sales, bring him back with a new and differnt power.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Melting's always good. Thor melted him in "The Reigning" and he never got back up.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Considering he was just burned to his skeleton in Wolverine's last issue and came back within panels, I think we can throw away the flaying and suffocating.

Yup, I think it is now officially clear that Wolverine could take on Galactus by himself and come out the victor.

Stupid ****** writers.

 

[Zeu]

Melting's always good. Thor melted him in "The Reigning" and he never got back up.

He did that?
His adamantium too?

I may have to reconsider my disliking of Thor, anyone who pwns the hairy midget so sadistically is okay in my book.

 

[Exploding Boy]

What if he mind was just telepathically shut down?

 

[onceasaint]

Id staple or duct tape Leech to him then shoot him.

 

[Fading]

Even Hulk can't heal back from being a skeleton. The Maestro died in a nuclear explosion.

http://www.incrediblehulk.com/healing.JPG Edit- He looks skinnier in the panel before, but in a short time heals from next to skin and bones to full muscle, hair, pants and all and could even fight as basically a skeleton.

May not be a full skeleton, but Hulk healed from that faster than Wolverine healed from a skeleton. Not saying the Wolverine thing isn't a bit out of hand but I do agree with an above poster that most are ranting because it's Wolverine. I'll admit tho the only well done Skeleton thing was the Juggernaut skeleton with the helm and red eyes, and saying "Nothing's left but hate"...that was pretty badass . You (anybody) can say all you want that this isn't about Wolverine, and I can understand wanting him to stay the way we liked him, but characters have to evolve to keep up sales like it or not. When Spiderman grew back and eye, and reincarnated able to talk to spiders and grow wolverine like claws....err stingers there was anger but nothing like this.

I don't like an invincible Wolverine, but he has to do stuff like that to keep up lol. Wolverine vs. Hulk was once plausible, now the guy can bend adamantium, stop the Juggernaut, and do who knows what else. Spiderman vs. Wolverine was a great thought, now spiderman's evolved twice and I guess got his powers from some great spider totem or something now. Wolverine healing from a skeleton is more or less catch up in the writers eyes IMO. Sucks, but marvel's known for great team ups, torch vs. namor when they first started out is what made marvel stand out, they like teamups. Some hero's tho have been getting rediculously strong so the others have to increase in power just to keep up and make cross overs interesting.

As for the Maestro, didn't he get his powers evolved beyond the hulk powers from a nuke in the first place that killed most other hero's. Plus I remember more Maestro stories after his 'death', atleast I think the one with Spidey and Marvel was after that arc, not a big hulk reader .

 

[ShadowBoxing]

You mean like this?

God, I just picked up that issue. That is so stupid. It doesn't even make sense. The reason Deadpool can do that is because he made a pack with Death itself. But this is ridiculous, he has no brain, no tissue left, no fuel to regenerate....it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever... And how the hell did Wolverine hear him???

 

[Darthphere]

God, I just picked up that issue. That is so stupid. It doesn't even make sense. The reason Deadpool can do that is because he made a pack with Death itself. But this is ridiculous, he has no brain, no tissue left, no fuel to regenerate....it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

WTfII11!? OMG!@!11 What are you talking about, it was about time he got an upgrade. Wolverine rooxorrz!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

If it took him a phonecall to come back, how come he isn't regenerating by the time Nitro walks up to him.??? Someone fire this writer.

 

[Shadow_Knight]

I think you could k8ill him by chopping his body up into little pieces quickly and put his body in different types of jars and ship him across the world lol.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

First: Kill off about 100,000 overweight, smelly geeks who wish they had the balls to talk and act like him. Without all that fan support:

Second: Paper cut