How to Kill Wolverine

ShadowBoxing said:
If it took him a phonecall to come back, how come he isn't regenerating by the time Nitro walks up to him.??? Someone fire this writer.
I second that.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
God, I just picked up that issue. That is so stupid. It doesn't even make sense. The reason Deadpool can do that is because he made a pack with Death itself. But this is ridiculous, he has no brain, no tissue left, no fuel to regenerate....it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...:confused: And how the hell did Wolverine hear him???

SHIELD LIFE DECOY MANAKIN!!
 
Put him into the DC universeand he'll die of doing nothing!
or place him in ether image and his wife will kill him or place him on the authority,so he can flurt with apollo!!
 
Ive heard some ignorant things in my life but....
 
Hahahahahaha! Man! Stapling Leech to him is a great idea!

Also I just wanna point out that just cause Wolverine's ultimate potential was stated to make him immortal doesnt mean he should ever reach that potential.
The "ultimate potential" of any human in the MU is the destiny force which basically makes people gods. That doesnt mean JJJ should eventually be able to beat Thor in a one on one fight.

Also strangling/suffocating/asphyxiating him wouldnt work. Clearly he can heal from brain damage. I guess a telepathic mindwipe wouldnt work either for the same reason.

Were I to try to kill wolverine and i had the length and breadth of the MU to draw from? I'd use the heart of forever to erase him from time. Like go back and kill him before he was born or something. Of course you'd have to do it a long time before he was born otherwise the writers might just have the unborn fetus of wolverine bring them both back because of ridiculous healing or something. LoL of course the way things are going even that might not work. Pretty soon he might be able to heal from temporal erasure too.
 
Read soulstealer and if a demon taking him to hell doesn't work i'll jsut have to kill Hugh Jackman:o
 
The thing that makes less sense than him recovering from that is the ridiculous non-continuity. If it takes minutes to heal from being blown up. It should takes secounds--less than secounds to heal from knife or bullet wounds
 
Watched the movie again last night and it occured to me :eek:. One word...

ROGUE
 
If I were trying to kill Wolverine then here´s what I would do:

First, fire a small projectile into his eye and into his brain were it would bounce around and make paste of his brain. I would then pour some industrial strength acid into the eye socket which should dissolve any remaining brain tissue as well as go down his spinal column. Once that´s done I would pour concrete into the skull, then incase him completely in cement and bury him under several tons of rocks.
 
Throw Leech at him, and then when he's not expecting it have Magneto rip out his skelleton. Wolverine - healing factor + metal skelleton ripped out through veins = dead.
 
Rogue is definitelly a good idea, suck him dry, baby. :D
 
as a side issue would rogue's powers work on thor...since he's a god and all?:confused:
 
They would and they did.

First Rogue appearance, she sucks both him and Cap dry, drains Miss Marvel personality and powers permanently and owns Ironman as if he was a tin can.
 
Whoever buys the "Wolverine regenerates at a cellular level, with a potential to grow back from a single cell thus regenerating whole body parts shouldn't be a problem" should honestly do some research. You may sound smart while trying to explain it biologically, but have you re-read your arguments? It's laughable.

If he lost his eyes, how on earth would cells from his freakin skin know how (and when) to grow back eyeballs? Or, if he sustains a severe concussion (like a nuke, or the Hulk), and his brain turns to mush, how would his brain cells re-establish the billions of trillions of neural synapses of unimaginable complexity with each other?

It doesn't matter if he can regenerate an infinite number of brain cells. The brain is more than how many brain cells are in it. The whole is *infinitely* greater than the sum of its parts.

If he loses his heart, how would his blood cells duplicate into a functioning heart? The heart may not be as complex as the brain is, but it also depends on all its cells working as a unit to function properly.

If Wolverine's cells can multiply as well as differentiate themselves into different cell types with all the appropriate neural/hormonal/a billion other connections with each other, then the logical extension is that there should be more than one Logan running around, cloned by his own healing factor whenever he bleeds or something. Otherwise, you cannot have Logan regrowing himself from a skeleton but only have one Logan running around.

At least with Spider-man you can blame his stingers or what not on some new spidey power he acquired (however dumb that may be). With Logan, he doesn't have a new power - this is an existing one upgraded to the realm of comical, let alone scientific, impossibility and just...lameness.
 
wobbly said:
I just read about the concentration camp thing and all I can say is how utterly stupid I think that is :down

Why? because having him heal from just about anything (incineration, bullets through the brain etc) makes giving him an unbreakable skeleton later (the purpose of which was to make him tougher and harder to kill), completely pointless: he doesn't need it and never did.

Heh, I'm glad my refrence led you to actually research the comic, it's more than most are willing to do. Incernerated to a charred skeleton, left to freeze to death, burned in a fire, several bullets to the brain and through it, with some lodged, ect. and he did THAT before he got his skeleton.:up:
 
encase him in cement? drop him into the vaccum of space?
those are all i got besides severing his head and placing it as far as is humanly possible away from his body...
 
Nathan said:
Did they try decapitating in the camp?

Nope, but with all the bullets in his brain, without the skeleton, a firing squad of 20 professional soilders firings full clips were bound to blast through the veterbrae connecting to the base of his skull. As to completely removing it? No. It's the only example from Xaiver and ironically enough, never put to the test.
 
Vanguard07 said:
Also strangling/suffocating/asphyxiating him wouldnt work. Clearly he can heal from brain damage. I guess a telepathic mindwipe wouldnt work either for the same reason.

If you kept him without oxygen, like under the sea/ in space it would have to work. he can't stay dead for months and come back to life!

What annoyed me about the latest issue and it's stupid healing incident (minor spoilers) was two things: (1) He WAS dead. you cannot be down to a skeleton and not be dead.he was dead and he's not immortal, so basically, wtf??

and (2) I dont care how indestructable adamantium is, without his body there to hold it together shouldn't his skull (or some other bones) have like... fallen (or been blasted) off or something, making healing (or at least healing back with all his adamantium in tact) impossible at that point.


I think the writer (whoever he was, this isnt one of my usual reads) just wanted to add a little bit to wolverine legend. "i'm the guy that had wolverine heal back from a skeleton". All in all it wasnt a great read. Now i understand why DC wanted to mock wolverine with Lobo.
 
MyPokerShirt said:
If you kept him without oxygen, like under the sea/ in space it would have to work. he can't stay dead for months and come back to life!

What annoyed me about the latest issue and it's stupid healing incident (minor spoilers) was two things: (1) He WAS dead. you cannot be down to a skeleton and not be dead.he was dead and he's not immortal, so basically, wtf??

and (2) I dont care how indestructable adamantium is, without his body there to hold it together shouldn't his skull (or some other bones) have like... fallen (or been blasted) off or something, making healing (or at least healing back with all his adamantium in tact) impossible at that point.


I think the writer (whoever he was, this isnt one of my usual reads) just wanted to add a little bit to wolverine legend. "i'm the guy that had wolverine heal back from a skeleton". All in all it wasnt a great read. Now i understand why DC wanted to mock wolverine with Lobo.

I dunno how much oxygen he could have gotten trapped beneath a glacier for years but he survived that and if your brain is literally incenerated, I'm pretty sure oxygen deprevation isn't going to mean a damn thing.

As to the Lobo deal, they wanted to mock him, sure, but they also wanted to cash in on some of that Wolverine aura.:o
 
huh? was wolverine trapped under a glacier for years? thought that was just cap... and anyway, yknow how science fiction works -- ice slows thngs down so slows down the need for oxygen, preserving you. ;) duh.lol. in space/ under sea that wouldnt happen.
 

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