Official The Ultimates Thread

[Joker]

I had totally forgotten about Ultimates 3 till I saw this bumped. I had literally totally wiped it from my mind...but then you bumped this thread, and brought all those memories back

 

[Brian Braddock]

To be honest, as far as I'm concerned - the series ended after the 2nd run.

 

[squeekness]

I had forgotten about this too, until I was checking my checklist and noticed that the #4 and #5 weren't crossed off. The #4 didn't come out in April as planned, did it? I didn't get it.....

 

[November Rain]

ah, I would have thought after all this time, I would be able to come in here and read about some new developments, obviously i was incorrect.

 

[Joker]

ah, I would have thought after all this time, I would be able to come in here and read about some new developments, obviously i was incorrect.

Here, I'll just make up what happens in the next issue, as Jeph Loeb...unfortunatly, I dont have Mad (or a proxy) here to draw everything I think in disfigured porportions the likes of which make Leifield himself shudder...so here goes...

The Ultimates burst in, and find Magneto and Quicksilver double teaming Scarlet Witche's corpse. Black Panther unmasks, revealing himself to be Steve Rogers for some stupid, convoluted reason, and violently throws up, disgusted by the site he has just witnessed. Jan then tells him he needs to get with the times as incestous necrophilia gang bangs are TOTALLY acceptable in the 21st century, and all the "cool kids" are in fact, doing it.

Then Wolverine says "I'm the best there is at what I do!" and kills a T-Rex for no reason. And Thor has sex with his teenage girlfriend.

 

[bkhedr]

dude, its like your totally channeling Loeb right now

So much so that your post maybe should have come with a spoiler warning, that is if anyone was gonna bother reading anymore Ultimates 3

 

[TromaFreak64]

so basically ultimates 3 # 4 is never coming out... great

 

[prince_dylan]

#4 looks like it's coming out June 25.

Mad cover:

David Finch cover:

 

[Mogwai]

^^love that valkerie.

 

[Joker]

ha ha ha ha ha. How does she even stand up without breaking her back? Seriously, they're bigger than her f**king head. Mad's cover is actually slightly better...but look at Thor's arm. Ugh. Seriously, this guy is as bad as Leifeld.

 

[TromaFreak64]

so next tuesday is the day! Amazing!

 

[chris moore]

So, Magneto is dressed up like his 616 now, and Thor's hammer wasn't made entirely out of Uru metal then eh? Geez could they murder this any more...

 

[K4tzm4n]

Cap: "Come with me if you want to live." .......sigh.

 

[chris moore]

At least it puts the identity of Black Panther into question again a little. Depending on whether this Cap is Cap, or Black Panther is Cap

 

[K4tzm4n]

Thor: "Onward! To VICTORY!"

I just wish they didnt have to stereotype the dialogue of each character.

 

[Joker]

Wait, this is out? I didn't even see it at the comic store...selective viewing I guess. Will have to throw it in my box to buy sometime later, I guess. Don't know if I'll read it...

 

[chris moore]

No - the previews are up though

 

[Mr. Marko]

I havn't read this, but it seems like they have taken everything that made Ultimates awesome and destroyed it completely.

 

[Blader5489]

Wow.

This issue was a new level of awful.

 

[Savage]

Glad I picked up the last 3 for 5 bucks. ...It really is as bad as you guys say.

 

[Brian Braddock]

To witness such a decline in a once great title is such a f***ing shame.

It really is.

 

[K4tzm4n]

hahahah. While this issue was bad, I wouldnt say it was nearly as bad as the others. But seriously, how many cliche lines can we have? And the title of the next one is "Robots In Disguise"....Seriously. *sigh*

 

[SenseiofCheese]

You know, I'm starting to think Marvel told Loeb to try and imitate All-Star Batman and Robin. I mean, come the **** on, this series has become degrading for all involved.

 

[kguillou]

I can only imagine what Loeb has planned for Ultimatum...

 

[WolfCypher]

The sad thing is Loeb isn't done yet. He has even more projects. How does he keep getting work?!

Is it just me, or could the Black Panther actually not be...a black man? The scene where [blackout]Juggernaut punded BP into the ground, and part of BP costume was torned, it looked like whoever the guy behind the mask is, had a lighter skin color[/blackout], made me think this.