The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I am so high. I can hear heaven.
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
Oh but heaven, no heaven dont hear me.

And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.

Someone told me love will ALL save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came.

And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.

Now that the world isnt ending, its love that Im sending to you.
It isnt the love of a hero, and thats why I fear it wont do.

And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.

And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
As we all fly away..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Sorry for my long absence guys, been on vacation, tried to avoid being online long.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Well, some people complained the franchise wasn´t "fun" enough, so we came up with this.
BATMAN: I see, what´s next? Neon? Nipples?
JOKER: I said fun, not suicide-inducing.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Life is not worth living anymore... I lost the tickets for the last ever screening of Avatar in IMAX 3-d!!

 

[ultimatefan]

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[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: My parents were murdered in front of me when I was a kid, I´m a dark and brooding vigilante, my best hope for saving Gotham became a psychotic criminal, the love of my life was killed, I took the blame for crimes I did not commit... What reason do I have to live?

CHARLIZE: What if I play Catwoman in your next movie?

BATMAN: Well, that´s a start...

 

[kedrell]

Sorry for my long absence guys, been on vacation, tried to avoid being online long.

Welcome back.t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, it´s good to see the gang again.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: My parents were murdered in front of me when I was a kid, I´m a dark and brooding vigilante, my best hope for saving Gotham became a psychotic criminal, the love of my life was killed, I took the blame for crimes I did not commit... What reason do I have to live?

CHARLIZE: What if I play Catwoman in your next movie?

BATMAN: Well, that´s a start...

Muwahahahahahaha!

All the other ones were great too UF. Great to have you back in the caption threads.

 

[Panthro]

Had Aquaman redesigned the Tumbler

IRON MAN: "I want a Superman reboot! A good one too! Something that makes Superman a fresh, exciting & dynamic character again! With no stupid bastard children either!"
BATMAN: "Dude, we all want that! I would like nothing more than to have Superman back on his cinematic feet so I could take a break from being the cash cow/cash ****e of DC & WB! It's not my fault that no one at WB knows what to do with him!"

DENT: "Get away from me you tranny hooker!"
JOKER: "For the last time I'm not a transvestite! This is a strategic disguise!"
DENT: "Yeah right whatever."

BATMAN: "You killed my parents! I made you, you made me first!"
JOKER: "Ow! Damn it Bats- OW! This isn't the- OW! 1989- OW! Tim Burton film- OW!"

HARVEY DENT: "Believe it or not, smoking saved my life."
BATMAN & GORDON: "What?"
DENT: "See, thing is no non-smoker could have endured that much nicotine. Years of smoking gave me just enough immunity to survive it."

JOKER: "Admit you're really Harvey Bullock and I'll spare your life!"

BATMAN: "What do you mean you didn't like Terminator Salvation?!"

BATMAN: "Criticize my work in Public Enemies will you?! Well take that! And that! And some of this!"

CATWOMAN: "Here, have an early Christmas present on me."
BATMAN: "I love my job."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Clark, who are those guys out there?"

SUPERMAN: "Oh them? They're the entertainment for Lois's bachelorette party."
BATMAN: "I see..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So it is true that Katie Holmes turned down the Dark Knight because she didn't like how the Rachel Dawes character got killed?"
BATMAN: "Does it really matter Clark? Her loss was Maggie's gain and it made for a better film overall."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the franny hooker one!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I can´t understand it, Bruce! Why can´t people enjoy a wholesome hero who goes out to save the world and does so with style and fireworks?
BATMAN: They have Bono now.
SUPERMAN: Oh.

 

[ultimatefan]

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[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: That´s for saying Titanic was a megalomaniac projet that was going to be a gigantic flop and bankrupt the studio!

BATMAN: And that´s for saying the exact same thing about Avatar a decade later!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: That´s for saying Titanic was a megalomaniac projet that was going to be a gigantic flop and bankrupt the studio!

BATMAN: And that´s for saying the exact same thing about Avatar a decade later!

The Bono one was also funny.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "They'll look up and shout 'Save us!' and I will look down and whisper 'No'."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, can´t go wrong with that Watchmen quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

DENT: Crap, I especifically asked the agency, no serial killer transvestites!

 

[ultimatefan]

GORDON: No, no, a little more to the left... no right, right right, wait... There, there! No wait, static again... Hold it, hold it!
BATMAN: For the love of God Jim, just get basic cable already!

 

[ultimatefan]

AARON:See, they´re still making jokes about your f***ing rant on Youtube!
BALE; Hey, some of them are putting my rant to good use, like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r8xTkbKtEs

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

BATMAN: "The Fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble..."

 

[CJ]

"Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom!"